Mailou 1–1 Kinkykiller
Season 9, regular season, round 13 · 15 Oct 2025 · match #12 · stadium Linja M3
Mailou · MörköMetro (Underworld)
🏈 TD: Kontulan Konsta (Thrower)
💥 Casualties caused: Hertsikan Hjelt (Thrower), #3 Kampin Kake (Blitzer), Rubsus (Goblin)
🩹 Own injuries: Vrapig (Goblin) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Siilitien Simo (Blitzer)
📈 SPP: Siilitien Simo +5, Kontulan Konsta +3, Hertsikan Hjelt +2, #3 Kampin Kake +2, Rubsus +2
Kinkykiller · Whoman? (Human)
🏈 TD: Mr. Parkinson (Thrower)
💥 Casualties caused: Mr. Parkinson (Thrower), Cataract (Blitzer)
🩹 Own injuries: Kidney Rock (Lineman) – Damaged Back (Niggling); Mr. Alzheimer (Thrower) – Badly Hurt; Sclerosis Multiplier (Lineman) – Badly Hurt; Incontinender (Blitzer) – Gouged Eye (misses next game)
⭐ MVP: Kidney Rock (Lineman)
📈 SPP: Mr. Parkinson +6 ⬆️ level up!, Kidney Rock +5 ⬆️ level up!, Cataract +2
Match summary
| Mailou | Kinkykiller | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 1 | 1 |
| Casualties caused | 3 | 2 |
| Turnovers | 2 | 1 |
| Blocks | 46 | 38 |
| Possession | 43% of turns | 56% of turns |
| Armour broken | 13 of 33 | 8 of 28 |
| Dice luck | +0.3 (moves −0.5, blocks +0.3, armour +0.5) | +6.4 (moves +6.0, blocks +3.3, armour −2.9) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mailou | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ GFI 2+ | ||
| Kinkykiller | 🩹 Mr. | 🩹 Sclerosis | ● ball | ● ball | 🩹 Kidney | TD 0–1 |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mailou | 🩹 Vrapig | ● ball | ✖ Pick-up 5+ | TD 1–1 | ||||
| Kinkykiller | ● ball | 🩹 Incontinender | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Pick-up 3+ | ● ball |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 8 · Mailou: Keilaniemen Keppo failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 14 · Mailou: Larun Lörtsy failed a 2+ dodge (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 15 · Kinkykiller: Cataract failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Mailou · MörköMetro
2 turnovers: 1 gfi, 1 pick-up. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8 | GFI 2+ | – | 9 | Keilaniemen Keppo |
| 14 | Pick-up 5+ | – | 2 | Larun Lörtsy |
Kinkykiller · Whoman?
1 turnover: 1 pick-up. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | Pick-up 3+ | – | 1 | Cataract |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Mailou | Kinkykiller |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 15/19 (79%, exp. 76%) | 10/12 (83%, exp. 67%) |
| GFI | 13/16 (81%, exp. 83%) | 12/12 (100%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 3/6 (50%, exp. 56%) | 2/3 (67%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | 2/3 (67%, exp. 39%) | 5/5 (100%, exp. 47%) |
| Pass | – | 1/1 (100%, exp. 50%) |
| Block 1 die | 3 · defender down 0, blocker down 0 | 12 · defender down 6, blocker down 3 |
| Block 2 dice | 38 · defender down 23, blocker down 1 | 24 · defender down 16, blocker down 0 |
| Block 3 dice | 7 · defender down 3, blocker down 0 | 5 · defender down 4, blocker down 0 |
| Re-rolls used on | Dodge 4, Block 2, GFI 2, Pick-up 2 | Block 3, Dodge 2 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Mailou: 12 games this season, 126 in all; Kinkykiller: 13 games this season, 107 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Underworld 19 games, Human 85 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Mailou | Kinkykiller | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 2 (season 5.4 · career 4.0 · Underworld 7.1) | 1 (season 6.3 · career 5.9 · Human 5.7) |
| Possession % | 43 (season 31.0 · career 42.5 · Underworld 31.3) | 56 (season 37.7 · career 39.2 · Human 37.1) |
| Blocks | 46 (season 30.8 · career 43.1 · Underworld 27.5) | 38 (season 45.0 · career 49.4 · Human 38.7) |
| Casualties caused | 3 (season 1.3 · career 1.8 · Underworld 1.6) | 2 (season 1.6 · career 1.8 · Human 1.8) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 0 (season 0.1 · career 0.4 · Underworld 0.7) | 0 (season 0.8 · career 1.0 · Human 1.4) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mailou | 1 | #2 Rautatientorin Topi | Troll | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 2 | Siilitien Simo | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Mailou | 3 | #3 Kampin Kake | Blitzer | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Mailou | 4 | Kontulan Konsta | Thrower | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Mailou | 5 | Hertsikan Hjelt | Thrower | 0 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Mailou | 6 | Rubsus | Goblin | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Mailou | 7 | Tapiolan Tauno | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 8 | Keilaniemen Keppo | Goblin | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 9 | Soukan Sokea | Goblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 10 | Vrapig | Goblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Mailou | 11 | Larun Lörtsy | Goblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | Fezglitch (star) | Star Fezglitch | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||
| Kinkykiller | 1 | Dr. Estranged | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 2 | Incontinender | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Gouged Eye | |
| Kinkykiller | 3 | Cataract | Blitzer | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 5 | Mr. Parkinson | Thrower | 1 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 0 | 6 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 6 | Mr. Alzheimer | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Kinkykiller | 7 | The Silent Deaf | Catcher | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 8 | Sclerosis Multiplier | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Kinkykiller | 10 | Kidney Rock | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | Damaged Back |
| Kinkykiller | 11 | Pnemoniman | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 13 | Diaperer | Ogre | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 14 | 4-Stroker | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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