ALM Partners Blood Bowl · Season 5
Updated 13 Nov 2026 19:14
Standings
| # | Coach | Team | Race | GP | W | D | L | TD | TD diff | CAS | CAS diff | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Schlieben | Graceful Reapers | Wood Elf | 13 | 11 | 0 | 2 | 31–10 | +21 | 10–13 | -3 | 33 |
| 2 | OuKhar | Beauty and Beasts | Chaos Dwarf | 13 | 10 | 1 | 2 | 24–7 | +17 | 23–19 | +4 | 31 |
| 3 | Mailou | Tähtisikermä | High Elf | 13 | 7 | 3 | 3 | 21–13 | +8 | 18–21 | -3 | 24 |
| 4 | kesaesa | Pose Like a Khemrian | Khemri | 13 | 6 | 5 | 2 | 16–9 | +7 | 27–23 | +4 | 23 |
| 5 | Pop-Khorne | Asfalttiprinssit | Elven Union | 13 | 7 | 1 | 5 | 23–17 | +6 | 13–26 | -13 | 22 |
| 6 | Viima | Varjoleikki | Dark Elf | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 17–7 | +10 | 17–23 | -6 | 21 |
| 7 | Suklaamonni | Eläkeläiset | Undead | 13 | 6 | 2 | 5 | 20–15 | +5 | 35–22 | +13 | 20 |
| 8 | Kinkykiller | Ghost of the ALM past | Necromantic | 13 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 13–13 | +0 | 31–25 | +6 | 17 |
| 9 | Halfstack | karmic chameleons | Lizardmen | 13 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 15–19 | -4 | 19–25 | -6 | 17 |
| 10 | Juketius | Hertsikan Autotalo | Dwarf | 13 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 15–16 | -1 | 39–10 | +29 | 16 |
| 11 | Cosvi | Nuffle's Petting Zoo | Nurgle | 13 | 2 | 4 | 7 | 8–18 | -10 | 12–20 | -8 | 10 |
| 12 | valtsu | Gril Bower | Amazon | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 6–15 | -9 | 16–13 | +3 | 6 |
| 13 | ETL-tappi | Korson kotiäidit | Orc | 10 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 1–19 | -18 | 9–7 | +2 | 1 |
| 14 | AI | Crazy Snivellers | Goblin | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 2–34 | -32 | 15–37 | -22 | 0 |
TD = touchdowns scored–conceded, CAS = casualties caused–suffered.
Coaches level on points are separated by, in this order:
- their match against each other (only when exactly two coaches are level)
- more wins
- better TD difference
- more touchdowns
- a random draw
Season forecast
85 games played, 6 left, 10000 simulated seasons.
| Coach | Race | Expected points | Regular season win | Playoffs | Final | Title |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Schlieben | Wood Elf | 33.0 | 100.0% | 100.0% | 43.7% | 25.0% |
| OuKhar | Chaos Dwarf | 31.0 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 44.3% | 24.6% |
| Viima | Dark Elf | 29.3 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 34.6% | 17.8% |
| Mailou | High Elf | 24.0 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 23.8% | 11.2% |
| kesaesa | Khemri | 23.0 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 23.1% | 10.8% |
| Pop-Khorne | Elven Union | 22.0 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 10.2% | 3.5% |
| Suklaamonni | Undead | 20.0 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 10.9% | 4.0% |
| Kinkykiller | Necromantic | 17.0 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 9.5% | 3.2% |
| Halfstack | Lizardmen | 17.0 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Juketius | Dwarf | 16.0 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| valtsu | Amazon | 10.2 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Cosvi | Nurgle | 10.0 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| ETL-tappi | Orc | 3.8 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| AI | Goblin | 2.2 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
Playoffs
Quarter-finals
Final
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Unplayed (6)
Viima – valtsu · Viima – ETL-tappi · Viima – AI · valtsu – ETL-tappi · valtsu – AI · ETL-tappi – AI
Player stats
Touchdowns
| Player | Coach | GP | Total |
|---|---|---|---|
| Amalost | Schlieben | 14 | 11 |
| Dwalin | OuKhar | 14 | 10 |
| Joonas Juoksupoika | Juketius | 13 | 7 |
| Kremlin Party Boy | kesaesa | 14 | 7 |
| Eazy-E | Suklaamonni | 15 | 7 |
| Chinese Knower | kesaesa | 9 | 6 |
| Professori Jozsef | Kinkykiller | 13 | 6 |
| Ril'nwaen | Schlieben | 13 | 6 |
| Professori Péricles | Kinkykiller | 9 | 5 |
| Beauty | OuKhar | 10 | 5 |
Casualties caused
| Player | Coach | GP | Total |
|---|---|---|---|
| Alvar Autovero | Juketius | 13 | 13 |
| Hui Hai Hiisi | Suklaamonni | 15 | 11 |
| Partner Joni | Kinkykiller | 13 | 10 |
| Michael | kesaesa | 16 | 10 |
| Vanha kääkkä | Suklaamonni | 15 | 9 |
| Gutvomit | AI | 10 | 8 |
| Vicki | kesaesa | 16 | 8 |
| Antti Automyyjä | Juketius | 12 | 7 |
| Beast | OuKhar | 14 | 7 |
| Sisko Armolahja | Viima | 10 | 5 |
Kills
| Player | Coach | GP | Total |
|---|---|---|---|
| Eazy-E | Suklaamonni | 15 | 3 |
| Partner Joni | Kinkykiller | 13 | 2 |
| reptile dysfunction | Halfstack | 13 | 2 |
| Beast | OuKhar | 14 | 2 |
| Ghost of Doc | OuKhar | 2 | 1 |
| Helmut Wulf (star) | valtsu | 2 | 1 |
| Old Painting on the Tomb | kesaesa | 3 | 1 |
| Snow White | OuKhar | 5 | 1 |
| Catcher sinä olet tähti! | Mailou | 7 | 1 |
| Melanie Spicy | valtsu | 9 | 1 |
SPP
| Player | Coach | GP | Total |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dwalin | OuKhar | 14 | 48 |
| Alvar Autovero | Juketius | 13 | 47 |
| Kremlin Party Boy | kesaesa | 14 | 45 |
| Eazy-E | Suklaamonni | 15 | 44 |
| Amalost | Schlieben | 14 | 42 |
| Telaere | Schlieben | 14 | 36 |
| Ril'nwaen | Schlieben | 13 | 35 |
| Hui Hai Hiisi | Suklaamonni | 15 | 32 |
| reptile dysfunction | Halfstack | 13 | 31 |
| Ville Vauhtipyörä | Juketius | 13 | 29 |
Passes
Interceptions
| Player | Coach | GP | Total |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mallu Jasmiina | ETL-tappi | 10 | 1 |
| Red head spicy | valtsu | 10 | 1 |
| Susanna II | kesaesa | 10 | 1 |
| Ankeuttaja | Suklaamonni | 11 | 1 |
| Nuffle is Wise | Cosvi | 12 | 1 |
| Elisa Kurki | Viima | 13 | 1 |
| Herra Vilhelm | Kinkykiller | 15 | 1 |
| Foreign Type | kesaesa | 16 | 1 |
Dice luck
Successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves (dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches, passes), 2–3 dice blocks and breaking the opponent's armour. Mighty Blow, Dirty Player and Claw are included in the armour expectation.
| Coach | Total | Moves | Blocks | Armour | Games |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| OuKhar | +29.2 | +13.3 | +17.2 | −1.4 | 14 |
| Halfstack | +27.8 | +6.3 | +19.8 | +1.8 | 13 |
| Kinkykiller | +12.4 | +8.2 | −3.9 | +8.1 | 15 |
| Schlieben | +12.1 | +9.0 | +1.8 | +1.3 | 14 |
| Pop-Khorne | +8.8 | +0.2 | +7.6 | +1.0 | 14 |
| Viima | +7.7 | −13.8 | +27.0 | −5.5 | 13 |
| AI | +5.3 | +4.7 | +5.0 | −4.3 | 10 |
| Juketius | +4.0 | +6.8 | −8.2 | +5.3 | 13 |
| Suklaamonni | +1.6 | −1.5 | +3.0 | +0.2 | 15 |
| valtsu | −11.4 | −5.0 | −5.5 | −0.9 | 10 |
| Mailou | −13.9 | −9.5 | −13.8 | +9.4 | 14 |
| Cosvi | −15.2 | −16.0 | −2.6 | +3.4 | 13 |
| ETL-tappi | −20.1 | +1.2 | −7.0 | −14.3 | 10 |
| kesaesa | −20.4 | +7.2 | −21.9 | −5.7 | 16 |
Block dice
Risky blocks are 1-die blocks and red-dice blocks (2 or 3 dice where the defender chooses). Every roll counts, re-rolls included.
- 1 die / Red: share of the coach's block rolls, number of rolls in brackets.
- Defender down: how often the defender went down and the blocker stayed up.
- Blocker down: how often the coach's own blocker went down (skull, or both down without Block or Wrestle) – usually a turnover.
- The first figure is what happened, exp. what the dice would give on average. Defender down above expected and blocker down below expected = good luck.
- Luck: in all risky blocks, defenders down above expectation plus own falls avoided, in blocks (+2 = two blocks better than average).
| Coach | Block rolls | 1 die | Red | 1 die: defender down | 1 die: blocker down | Red: defender down | Red: blocker down | Luck |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Juketius | 780 | 20% (154) | 6% (43) | 38% (exp. 44%) | 16% (exp. 17%) | 16% (exp. 23%) | 28% (exp. 31%) | −10.4 |
| Pop-Khorne | 358 | 22% (80) | 1% (4) | 35% (exp. 36%) | 29% (exp. 21%) | 0% (exp. 10%) | 50% (exp. 37%) | −7.8 |
| ETL-tappi | 383 | 17% (65) | 6% (22) | 31% (exp. 36%) | 18% (exp. 25%) | 9% (exp. 14%) | 50% (exp. 43%) | −1.3 |
| Kinkykiller | 869 | 22% (187) | 1% (6) | 41% (exp. 37%) | 22% (exp. 23%) | 17% (exp. 17%) | 17% (exp. 39%) | +10.2 |
| OuKhar | 795 | 17% (132) | 5% (43) | 44% (exp. 42%) | 17% (exp. 19%) | 30% (exp. 22%) | 30% (exp. 32%) | +9.9 |
| valtsu | 439 | 21% (91) | 1% (3) | 43% (exp. 37%) | 15% (exp. 22%) | 0% (exp. 16%) | 67% (exp. 47%) | +9.9 |
| AI | 195 | 10% (20) | 9% (17) | 30% (exp. 33%) | 35% (exp. 33%) | 6% (exp. 15%) | 47% (exp. 47%) | −2.6 |
| Mailou | 497 | 14% (70) | 5% (23) | 31% (exp. 36%) | 20% (exp. 21%) | 13% (exp. 18%) | 39% (exp. 35%) | −4.9 |
| Suklaamonni | 913 | 15% (133) | 1% (10) | 32% (exp. 32%) | 22% (exp. 26%) | 0% (exp. 10%) | 30% (exp. 46%) | +6.9 |
| Cosvi | 559 | 13% (71) | 1% (3) | 30% (exp. 30%) | 37% (exp. 32%) | 0% (exp. 8%) | 100% (exp. 56%) | −4.7 |
| Halfstack | 532 | 9% (50) | 2% (13) | 20% (exp. 29%) | 44% (exp. 31%) | 0% (exp. 7%) | 46% (exp. 52%) | −11.4 |
| Viima | 583 | 11% (65) | 0% (2) | 43% (exp. 43%) | 12% (exp. 19%) | 50% (exp. 18%) | 50% (exp. 31%) | +5.1 |
| Schlieben | 444 | 9% (40) | 1% (6) | 28% (exp. 37%) | 35% (exp. 24%) | 17% (exp. 6%) | 33% (exp. 43%) | −6.9 |
| kesaesa | 952 | 6% (54) | 0% (1) | 31% (exp. 35%) | 22% (exp. 27%) | 0% (exp. 11%) | 0% (exp. 56%) | +1.3 |
Matches
Click a match number for the full report.
| # | Stage | Home | Score | Away | Races | Note |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 334 | PO | kesaesa | 2–1 | Viima | Khemri – Dark Elf | |
| 615 | PO | Viima | 3–0 | Suklaamonni | Dark Elf – Undead | |
| 356 | PO | Kinkykiller | 0–1 | kesaesa | Necromantic – Khemri | |
| 51 | PO | Mailou | 1–2 | kesaesa | High Elf – Khemri | The result includes a decision after ove |
| 603 | PO | Viima | 4–0 | Pop-Khorne | Dark Elf – Elven Union | |
| 450 | PO | OuKhar | 1–2 | Suklaamonni | Chaos Dwarf – Undead | |
| 607 | PO | Schlieben | 2–3 | Kinkykiller | Wood Elf – Necromantic | |
| 505 | 13 | Kinkykiller | 2–0 | Cosvi | Necromantic – Nurgle | |
| 137 | 13 | Juketius | 1–2 | Viima | Dwarf – Dark Elf | |
| 610 | 13 | AI | 0–2 | Halfstack | Goblin – Lizardmen | |
| 416 | 13 | OuKhar | 3–0 | valtsu | Chaos Dwarf – Amazon | |
| 47 | 13 | Schlieben | 2–1 | Mailou | Wood Elf – High Elf | |
| 372 | 13 | ETL-tappi | 0–2 | kesaesa | Orc – Khemri | |
| 580 | 13 | Pop-Khorne | 3–1 | Suklaamonni | Elven Union – Undead | |
| 98 | 12 | kesaesa | 1–1 | Mailou | Khemri – High Elf | |
| 546 | 12 | Viima | 2–1 | Pop-Khorne | Dark Elf – Elven Union | |
| 677 | 12 | valtsu | 2–0 | Suklaamonni | Amazon – Undead | |
| 442 | 12 | OuKhar | 2–0 | ETL-tappi | Chaos Dwarf – Orc | |
| 648 | 12 | Halfstack | 0–3 | Schlieben | Lizardmen – Wood Elf | |
| 128 | 12 | Juketius | 1–0 | Kinkykiller | Dwarf – Necromantic | |
| 611 | 12 | AI | 0–2 | Cosvi | Goblin – Nurgle | |
| 613 | 11 | Schlieben | 2–1 | Viima | Wood Elf – Dark Elf | |
| 591 | 11 | Pop-Khorne | 1–0 | valtsu | Elven Union – Amazon | |
| 74 | 11 | Mailou | 2–0 | Cosvi | High Elf – Nurgle | |
| 177 | 11 | ETL-tappi | 1–1 | Juketius | Orc – Dwarf | |
| 552 | 11 | Kinkykiller | 1–1 | Halfstack | Necromantic – Lizardmen | |
| 381 | 11 | Suklaamonni | 2–0 | kesaesa | Undead – Khemri | |
| 397 | 11 | AI | 0–3 | OuKhar | Goblin – Chaos Dwarf | |
| 42 | 10 | Kinkykiller | 0–1 | Mailou | Necromantic – High Elf | |
| 654 | 10 | Halfstack | 0–3 | Viima | Lizardmen – Dark Elf | |
| 626 | 10 | ETL-tappi | 0–1 | Cosvi | Orc – Nurgle | |
| 680 | 10 | Schlieben | 2–1 | Suklaamonni | Wood Elf – Undead | |
| 324 | 10 | OuKhar | 1–2 | kesaesa | Chaos Dwarf – Khemri | |
| 200 | 10 | Juketius | 2–1 | valtsu | Dwarf – Amazon | |
| 597 | 10 | Pop-Khorne | 7–0 | AI | Elven Union – Goblin | |
| 305 | 9 | kesaesa | 1–1 | Kinkykiller | Khemri – Necromantic | |
| 415 | 9 | Viima | 0–1 | OuKhar | Dark Elf – Chaos Dwarf | |
| 88 | 9 | Mailou | 3–1 | Pop-Khorne | High Elf – Elven Union | |
| 612 | 9 | AI | 0–5 | Suklaamonni | Goblin – Undead | |
| 203 | 9 | Halfstack | 1–1 | Juketius | Lizardmen – Dwarf | |
| 689 | 9 | Cosvi | 1–3 | Schlieben | Nurgle – Wood Elf | |
| 19 | 8 | Mailou | 2–1 | valtsu | High Elf – Amazon | |
| 683 | 8 | Suklaamonni | 0–2 | Viima | Undead – Dark Elf | |
| 352 | 8 | Cosvi | 1–1 | kesaesa | Nurgle – Khemri | |
| 548 | 8 | Pop-Khorne | 2–0 | Halfstack | Elven Union – Lizardmen | |
| 402 | 8 | Kinkykiller | 1–2 | OuKhar | Necromantic – Chaos Dwarf | |
| 213 | 8 | Schlieben | 4–1 | Juketius | Wood Elf – Dwarf | |
| 529 | 7 | ETL-tappi | 0–2 | Pop-Khorne | Orc – Elven Union | |
| 63 | 7 | Juketius | 2–1 | Mailou | Dwarf – High Elf | |
| 660 | 7 | Halfstack | 2–0 | Cosvi | Lizardmen – Nurgle | |
| 343 | 7 | Viima | 2–0 | kesaesa | Dark Elf – Khemri | |
| 602 | 7 | Kinkykiller | 0–2 | Schlieben | Necromantic – Wood Elf | |
| 432 | 7 | OuKhar | 1–2 | Suklaamonni | Chaos Dwarf – Undead | |
| 39 | 6 | Mailou | 2–0 | ETL-tappi | High Elf – Orc | |
| 570 | 6 | Suklaamonni | 0–1 | Kinkykiller | Undead – Necromantic | |
| 594 | 6 | Pop-Khorne | 0–4 | Schlieben | Elven Union – Wood Elf | |
| 643 | 6 | valtsu | 0–2 | Halfstack | Amazon – Lizardmen | |
| 161 | 6 | kesaesa | 0–0 | Juketius | Khemri – Dwarf | |
| 438 | 6 | Cosvi | 0–0 | OuKhar | Nurgle – Chaos Dwarf | |
| 586 | 5 | Kinkykiller | 1–0 | ETL-tappi | Necromantic – Orc | |
| 142 | 5 | Pop-Khorne | 2–1 | Juketius | Elven Union – Dwarf | |
| 57 | 5 | Mailou | 2–1 | Viima | High Elf – Dark Elf | |
| 422 | 5 | Schlieben | 1–2 | OuKhar | Wood Elf – Chaos Dwarf | |
| 644 | 5 | Cosvi | 0–2 | valtsu | Nurgle – Amazon | |
| 303 | 5 | kesaesa | 2–0 | AI | Khemri – Goblin | |
| 659 | 5 | Suklaamonni | 2–2 | Halfstack | Undead – Lizardmen | |
| 685 | 4 | Suklaamonni | 3–0 | ETL-tappi | Undead – Orc | |
| 67 | 4 | Mailou | 0–1 | OuKhar | High Elf – Chaos Dwarf | |
| 506 | 4 | Pop-Khorne | 3–1 | Kinkykiller | Elven Union – Necromantic | |
| 158 | 4 | Cosvi | 1–1 | Juketius | Nurgle – Dwarf | |
| 375 | 4 | kesaesa | 1–1 | Halfstack | Khemri – Lizardmen | |
| 721 | 4 | AI | 1–3 | Schlieben | Goblin – Wood Elf | |
| 559 | 3 | valtsu | 0–1 | Kinkykiller | Amazon – Necromantic | |
| 496 | 3 | Cosvi | 1–1 | Pop-Khorne | Nurgle – Elven Union | |
| 31 | 3 | Mailou | 1–1 | Suklaamonni | High Elf – Undead | |
| 346 | 3 | kesaesa | 2–0 | Schlieben | Khemri – Wood Elf | |
| 227 | 3 | Juketius | 3–0 | AI | Dwarf – Goblin | |
| 445 | 3 | Halfstack | 0–4 | OuKhar | Lizardmen – Chaos Dwarf | |
| 701 | 2 | ETL-tappi | 0–3 | Schlieben | Orc – Wood Elf | |
| 618 | 2 | Viima | 2–0 | Cosvi | Dark Elf – Nurgle | |
| 530 | 2 | Kinkykiller | 4–0 | AI | Necromantic – Goblin | |
| 56 | 2 | Halfstack | 2–2 | Mailou | Lizardmen – High Elf | |
| 374 | 2 | valtsu | 0–2 | kesaesa | Amazon – Khemri | |
| 412 | 2 | OuKhar | 2–0 | Pop-Khorne | Chaos Dwarf – Elven Union | |
| 171 | 2 | Juketius | 0–1 | Suklaamonni | Dwarf – Undead | |
| 681 | 1 | Suklaamonni | 2–1 | Cosvi | Undead – Nurgle | |
| 183 | 1 | OuKhar | 2–1 | Juketius | Chaos Dwarf – Dwarf | |
| 579 | 1 | Kinkykiller | 0–2 | Viima | Necromantic – Dark Elf | |
| 705 | 1 | Schlieben | 2–0 | valtsu | Wood Elf – Amazon | |
| 635 | 1 | ETL-tappi | 0–2 | Halfstack | Orc – Lizardmen | |
| 323 | 1 | Pop-Khorne | 0–2 | kesaesa | Elven Union – Khemri | |
| 1 | 1 | Mailou | 3–1 | AI | High Elf – Goblin |