valtsu 2–0 Suklaamonni
Season 5, regular season, round 12 · 24 Apr 2022 · match #677 · stadium Spice world
valtsu · Gril Bower (Amazon)
🏈 TD: Your mama Spice (Blitzer), Promiscuous spice (Catcher)
💥 Casualties caused: Bezoz spice (Catcher), Your mama Spice (Blitzer)
🩹 Own injuries: The other Melanie Spice (Linewoman) – Badly Hurt; Melanie Spice (Linewoman) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Sporty spice (Blitzer)
📈 SPP: Sporty spice +5, Your mama Spice +5, Promiscuous spice +3, Bezoz spice +2 ⬆️ level up!
Suklaamonni · Eläkeläiset (Undead)
💥 Casualties caused: 2pac (Wight), Skeletor (Skeleton), Vanha kääkkä (Mummy)
🩹 Own injuries: Hanurin soittaja (Ghoul) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Eazy-E (Wight)
📈 SPP: Eazy-E +5, 2pac +2, Skeletor +2, Vanha kääkkä +2
Match summary
| valtsu | Suklaamonni | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 2 | 0 |
| Casualties caused | 2 | 3 |
| Turnovers | 5 | 10 |
| Blocks | 53 | 66 |
| Possession | 68% of turns | 25% of turns |
| Armour broken | 14 of 38 | 11 of 23 |
| Dice luck | +1.2 (moves +5.0, blocks −3.9, armour +0.1) | −4.9 (moves −1.3, blocks −3.4, armour −0.1) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| valtsu | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Block 2D | TD 1–0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Block 2D🩹 Hanurin | ✖ Block 1D |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| valtsu | ● ball | ✖ Dodge 3+🩹 The | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ● ball | TD 2–0 | 🩹 Melanie | ✖ Block 2D | ● ball |
| Suklaamonni | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ✖ GFI 2+ | ● ball | ✖ Dodge 5+ | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Block 2D |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 9 · Suklaamonni: Kjeh Rääh failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 12 · Suklaamonni: LetsGoEino failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 10 · valtsu: Melanie Spice failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 11 · valtsu: Curvy spice failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 15 · Suklaamonni: Kjeh Rääh failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
valtsu · Gril Bower
5 turnovers: 3 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 2 dodges. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 3 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | Block 2D | – | 9 | The other Melanie Spice |
| 7 | Block 2D | – | 6 | Bezoz spice |
| 10 | Dodge 3+ | – | 2 | Melanie Spice |
| 11 | Dodge 3+ | – | 1 | Curvy spice |
| 15 | Block 2D | – | 7 | Promiscuous spice |
Suklaamonni · Eläkeläiset
10 turnovers: 5 from blocks (3 on 1 die or red dice), 3 dodges, 2 gfis. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | Block 1D | – | 2 | Eazy-E |
| 6 | Block 1D | – | 0 | Skeletor 2.0 |
| 7 | Block 2D | – | 1 | Hanurin soittaja |
| 8 | Block 1D | – | 0 | Vanha kääkkä |
| 9 | GFI 2+ | – | 4 | Kjeh Rääh |
| 11 | Dodge 4+ | – | 2 | LetsGoEino |
| 12 | GFI 2+ | – | 1 | LetsGoEino |
| 14 | Dodge 5+ | – | 4 | Ankeuttaja |
| 15 | Dodge 3+ | – | 1 | Kjeh Rääh |
| 16 | Block 2D | – | 3 | Professori Péricles |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | valtsu | Suklaamonni |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 22/32 (69%, exp. 60%) | 7/14 (50%, exp. 52%) |
| GFI | 7/8 (88%, exp. 83%) | 17/21 (81%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/4 (50%, exp. 58%) | 2/3 (67%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | 1/1 (100%, exp. 33%) | – |
| Block 1 die | 16 · defender down 9, blocker down 0 | 17 · defender down 2, blocker down 5 |
| Block 2 dice | 40 · defender down 17, blocker down 6 | 48 · defender down 12, blocker down 2 |
| Block 3 dice | – | 7 · defender down 3, blocker down 1 |
| Block 2 red | 1 · defender down 0, blocker down 0 | 2 · defender down 0, blocker down 0 |
| Re-rolls used on | Dodge 8, Block 4, Pick-up 2, GFI 1 | Block 8, Dodge 4, GFI 2, Pick-up 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (valtsu: 9 games this season, 27 in all; Suklaamonni: 14 games this season, 40 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Amazon 69 games, Undead 96 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| valtsu | Suklaamonni | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 5 (season 7.1 · career 5.9 · Amazon 6.4) | 10 (season 7.0 · career 8.1 · Undead 5.4) |
| Possession % | 68 (season 39.9 · career 36.2 · Amazon 37.4) | 25 (season 44.7 · career 33.6 · Undead 38.3) |
| Blocks | 53 (season 40.0 · career 43.6 · Amazon 40.0) | 66 (season 55.4 · career 47.5 · Undead 46.4) |
| Casualties caused | 2 (season 1.6 · career 1.6 · Amazon 1.6) | 3 (season 2.8 · career 1.9 · Undead 2.2) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 5 (season 2.8 · career 1.9 · Amazon 2.4) | 5 (season 1.6 · career 2.2 · Undead 1.6) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| valtsu | 1 | Curvy spice | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| valtsu | 2 | Red head spicy | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| valtsu | 3 | Sporty spice | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| valtsu | 4 | Your mama Spice | Blitzer | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 48 | 0 | 5 | ||
| valtsu | 5 | Promiscuous spice | Catcher | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40 | 1 | 3 | ||
| valtsu | 6 | Melanie Spicy | Linewoman | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| valtsu | 7 | Baby spice | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| valtsu | 8 | Epstein spice | Linewoman | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| valtsu | 9 | Melanie Spice | Linewoman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| valtsu | 10 | The other Melanie Spice | Linewoman | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| valtsu | 11 | Bezoz spice | Linewoman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| valtsu | 12 | Bezoz spice | Catcher | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| valtsu | 13 | pepper spice (meh!) | Linewoman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| valtsu | 14 | Nissan Sunny Spice | Linewoman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| valtsu | Zara The Slayer (star) | Star Zara The Slayer | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||
| Suklaamonni | 1 | Hui Hai Hiisi | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 2 | Vanha kääkkä | Mummy | 0 | 1 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 3 | 2pac | Wight | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 4 | Eazy-E | Wight | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 28 | 1 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Suklaamonni | 5 | Skeletor | Skeleton | 0 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 6 | Skeletor 2.0 | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 7 | Hanurin soittaja | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Suklaamonni | 8 | Hakon Tulvamaa | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 9 | Laiheliini | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 10 | Ankeuttaja | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 11 | LetsGoEino | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 28 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 12 | Hammas Peikko | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 13 | Kjeh Rääh | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 14 | Professori Péricles | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
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