ALM Partners Blood Bowl · Season 3
Updated 13 Nov 2026 19:14
Standings
| # | Coach | Team | Race | GP | W | D | L | TD | TD diff | CAS | CAS diff | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | kesaesa | The Rowdy Rummers | Human | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 10–5 | +5 | 19–10 | +9 | 15 |
| 2 | OuKhar | Pyromancy | Elven Union | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 14–10 | +4 | 6–21 | -15 | 15 |
| 3 | Mailou | Milusevitch's Secrets | Norse | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 7–4 | +3 | 16–4 | +12 | 13 |
| 4 | Viima | Juoma-Aateli | High Elf | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 9–7 | +2 | 14–7 | +7 | 12 |
| 5 | Cosvi | Beware the Butterflies | Chaos | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 6–7 | -1 | 12–8 | +4 | 10 |
| 6 | Kinkykiller | Disorganized Smallfolk | Chaos Dwarf | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 8–9 | -1 | 13–6 | +7 | 9 |
| 7 | Pop-Khorne | W-ELF | Wood Elf | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 6–9 | -3 | 6–21 | -15 | 6 |
| 8 | Juketius | Amazon Ball Services | Amazon | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 3–12 | -9 | 5–14 | -9 | 3 |
TD = touchdowns scored–conceded, CAS = casualties caused–suffered.
Coaches level on points are separated by, in this order:
- their match against each other (only when exactly two coaches are level)
- more wins
- better TD difference
- more touchdowns
- a random draw
Season forecast
28 games played, 0 left, 10000 simulated seasons.
| Coach | Race | Expected points | Regular season win | Playoffs | Final | Title |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | Human | 15.0 | 100.0% | 100.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% |
| OuKhar | Elven Union | 15.0 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Mailou | Norse | 13.0 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 100.0% | 100.0% |
| Viima | High Elf | 12.0 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Cosvi | Chaos | 10.0 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Kinkykiller | Chaos Dwarf | 9.0 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Pop-Khorne | Wood Elf | 6.0 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
| Juketius | Amazon | 3.0 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% | 0.0% |
Playoffs
Player stats
Touchdowns
| Player | Coach | GP | Total |
|---|---|---|---|
| Firaga | OuKhar | 8 | 10 |
| Quartermaster B. Lincoln | kesaesa | 10 | 8 |
| Derrick Jensen | Pop-Khorne | 9 | 7 |
| Nick Offerman | Mailou | 10 | 4 |
| Henri Poincare | Cosvi | 5 | 3 |
| Kauko Kuutamokeikka | Kinkykiller | 7 | 3 |
| Markiisi Manhattan | Viima | 8 | 3 |
| Meteor Swarm | OuKhar | 4 | 2 |
| Iron Flesh | OuKhar | 8 | 2 |
| Steve Wozniak | Juketius | 8 | 2 |
Casualties caused
| Player | Coach | GP | Total |
|---|---|---|---|
| Markiisi Manhattan | Viima | 8 | 6 |
| Cook Jonathan Bronze | kesaesa | 10 | 5 |
| Lennart Lakonmurtaja | Kinkykiller | 8 | 4 |
| Second Mate Jack Rug-Ham | kesaesa | 10 | 4 |
| Tom Selleck | Mailou | 10 | 4 |
| Morg NThorg (star) | Juketius | 1 | 3 |
| 3-body Problem | Cosvi | 6 | 3 |
| Cattle Liberator | Pop-Khorne | 9 | 3 |
| Derrick Jensen | Pop-Khorne | 9 | 3 |
| Edward Lorenz | Cosvi | 9 | 3 |
Kills
| Player | Coach | GP | Total |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pepega | Juketius | 7 | 1 |
| Sir Jorma | Viima | 8 | 1 |
| Cattle Liberator | Pop-Khorne | 9 | 1 |
| Derrick Jensen | Pop-Khorne | 9 | 1 |
| Jacques Hadamard | Cosvi | 9 | 1 |
| Ron Burgundy | Mailou | 10 | 1 |
| Sailor Gingerbeard | kesaesa | 10 | 1 |
SPP
| Player | Coach | GP | Total |
|---|---|---|---|
| Firaga | OuKhar | 8 | 39 |
| Derrick Jensen | Pop-Khorne | 9 | 39 |
| Quartermaster B. Lincoln | kesaesa | 10 | 29 |
| Lennart Lakonmurtaja | Kinkykiller | 8 | 26 |
| Markiisi Manhattan | Viima | 8 | 26 |
| Kauko Kuutamokeikka | Kinkykiller | 7 | 24 |
| Second Mate Jack Rug-Ham | kesaesa | 10 | 21 |
| Zach Galifianakis | Mailou | 10 | 21 |
| Kreivi Negroni | Viima | 7 | 19 |
| Bosun Benjamin Gin | kesaesa | 10 | 17 |
Passes
| Player | Coach | GP | Total |
|---|---|---|---|
| Burning Hands | OuKhar | 8 | 7 |
| Hëven | Pop-Khorne | 6 | 4 |
| Pentti Linkola | Pop-Khorne | 9 | 4 |
| Bosun Benjamin Gin | kesaesa | 10 | 4 |
| Great Chaos Fireball | OuKhar | 7 | 3 |
| Kauko Kuutamokeikka | Kinkykiller | 7 | 3 |
| Long Boi | Juketius | 7 | 3 |
| Olavi Osa-Aikainen | Kinkykiller | 7 | 3 |
| Meteor Swarm | OuKhar | 4 | 2 |
| Kreivi Negroni | Viima | 7 | 2 |
Interceptions
| Player | Coach | GP | Total |
|---|---|---|---|
| Meteor Swarm | OuKhar | 4 | 2 |
| Olavi Osa-Aikainen | Kinkykiller | 7 | 1 |
| Gerhard Berger | Juketius | 8 | 1 |
| Derek Zoolander | Mailou | 10 | 1 |
Dice luck
Successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves (dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches, passes), 2–3 dice blocks and breaking the opponent's armour. Mighty Blow, Dirty Player and Claw are included in the armour expectation.
| Coach | Total | Moves | Blocks | Armour | Games |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cosvi | +20.6 | +0.5 | +10.0 | +10.0 | 9 |
| Pop-Khorne | +12.7 | +8.5 | −1.5 | +5.7 | 9 |
| Viima | +12.6 | +1.2 | −2.2 | +13.5 | 8 |
| OuKhar | +7.8 | +5.5 | +5.3 | −3.1 | 8 |
| Juketius | +4.6 | +1.2 | +6.2 | −2.8 | 8 |
| Mailou | −2.0 | −8.3 | −5.9 | +12.3 | 10 |
| Kinkykiller | −3.4 | −1.8 | +12.9 | −14.4 | 8 |
| kesaesa | −8.8 | −9.3 | −0.8 | +1.3 | 10 |
Block dice
Risky blocks are 1-die blocks and red-dice blocks (2 or 3 dice where the defender chooses). Every roll counts, re-rolls included.
- 1 die / Red: share of the coach's block rolls, number of rolls in brackets.
- Defender down: how often the defender went down and the blocker stayed up.
- Blocker down: how often the coach's own blocker went down (skull, or both down without Block or Wrestle) – usually a turnover.
- The first figure is what happened, exp. what the dice would give on average. Defender down above expected and blocker down below expected = good luck.
- Luck: in all risky blocks, defenders down above expectation plus own falls avoided, in blocks (+2 = two blocks better than average).
| Coach | Block rolls | 1 die | Red | 1 die: defender down | 1 die: blocker down | Red: defender down | Red: blocker down | Luck |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pop-Khorne | 206 | 24% (50) | 3% (6) | 36% (exp. 35%) | 22% (exp. 24%) | 0% (exp. 10%) | 33% (exp. 47%) | +1.8 |
| Juketius | 408 | 21% (84) | 2% (7) | 32% (exp. 38%) | 29% (exp. 25%) | 0% (exp. 15%) | 57% (exp. 48%) | −9.7 |
| kesaesa | 428 | 20% (84) | 2% (8) | 32% (exp. 33%) | 17% (exp. 25%) | 0% (exp. 11%) | 50% (exp. 56%) | +5.6 |
| Kinkykiller | 428 | 16% (68) | 0% (1) | 41% (exp. 40%) | 24% (exp. 22%) | 100% (exp. 11%) | 0% (exp. 56%) | +0.8 |
| OuKhar | 219 | 11% (24) | 3% (7) | 33% (exp. 33%) | 25% (exp. 24%) | 0% (exp. 8%) | 29% (exp. 45%) | +0.4 |
| Viima | 341 | 14% (47) | 0% (0) | 32% (exp. 34%) | 30% (exp. 27%) | – | – | −2.5 |
| Mailou | 566 | 9% (52) | 2% (13) | 42% (exp. 43%) | 15% (exp. 20%) | 38% (exp. 22%) | 38% (exp. 34%) | +3.6 |
| Cosvi | 484 | 7% (34) | 0% (0) | 29% (exp. 33%) | 32% (exp. 31%) | – | – | −1.8 |
Matches
Click a match number for the full report.
| # | Stage | Home | Score | Away | Races | Note |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 48 | PO | kesaesa | 0–1 | Mailou | Human – Norse | |
| 364 | PO | kesaesa | 2–1 | Cosvi | Human – Chaos | |
| 60 | PO | Mailou | 2–1 | Pop-Khorne | Norse – Wood Elf | |
| 9 | PO | Mailou | 1–0 | Kinkykiller | Norse – Chaos Dwarf | |
| 617 | PO | Viima | 0–2 | Cosvi | High Elf – Chaos | |
| 427 | PO | OuKhar | 2–3 | Pop-Khorne | Elven Union – Wood Elf | |
| 154 | PO | kesaesa | 1–0 | Juketius | Human – Amazon | |
| 41 | 7 | Mailou | 2–0 | Juketius | Norse – Amazon | |
| 433 | 7 | OuKhar | 3–1 | Cosvi | Elven Union – Chaos | |
| 511 | 7 | Pop-Khorne | 0–2 | Kinkykiller | Wood Elf – Chaos Dwarf | |
| 312 | 7 | kesaesa | 1–2 | Viima | Human – High Elf | |
| 556 | 6 | Pop-Khorne | 0–1 | Cosvi | Wood Elf – Chaos | |
| 308 | 6 | Kinkykiller | 0–2 | kesaesa | Chaos Dwarf – Human | |
| 83 | 6 | Mailou | 1–0 | Viima | Norse – High Elf | |
| 149 | 6 | OuKhar | 2–1 | Juketius | Elven Union – Amazon | |
| 528 | 5 | Kinkykiller | 0–2 | Viima | Chaos Dwarf – High Elf | |
| 92 | 5 | Pop-Khorne | 0–1 | Mailou | Wood Elf – Norse | |
| 155 | 5 | Cosvi | 0–2 | Juketius | Chaos – Amazon | |
| 327 | 5 | kesaesa | 2–1 | OuKhar | Human – Elven Union | |
| 319 | 4 | kesaesa | 2–0 | Pop-Khorne | Human – Wood Elf | |
| 398 | 4 | Kinkykiller | 2–3 | OuKhar | Chaos Dwarf – Elven Union | |
| 136 | 4 | Juketius | 0–2 | Viima | Amazon – High Elf | |
| 28 | 4 | Cosvi | 0–0 | Mailou | Chaos – Norse | |
| 140 | 3 | Juketius | 0–3 | Pop-Khorne | Amazon – Wood Elf | |
| 601 | 3 | Cosvi | 2–0 | Kinkykiller | Chaos – Chaos Dwarf | |
| 425 | 3 | Viima | 2–1 | OuKhar | High Elf – Elven Union | |
| 55 | 3 | Mailou | 2–0 | kesaesa | Norse – Human | |
| 411 | 2 | Pop-Khorne | 1–2 | OuKhar | Wood Elf – Elven Union | |
| 5 | 2 | Kinkykiller | 2–0 | Mailou | Chaos Dwarf – Norse | |
| 631 | 2 | Cosvi | 2–0 | Viima | Chaos – High Elf | |
| 190 | 2 | Juketius | 0–1 | kesaesa | Amazon – Human | |
| 350 | 1 | kesaesa | 2–0 | Cosvi | Human – Chaos | |
| 97 | 1 | Mailou | 1–2 | OuKhar | Norse – Elven Union | |
| 555 | 1 | Viima | 1–2 | Pop-Khorne | High Elf – Wood Elf | |
| 134 | 1 | Juketius | 0–2 | Kinkykiller | Amazon – Chaos Dwarf |