Mailou 2–0 Juketius
Season 3, regular season, round 7 · 3 May 2021 · match #41 · stadium Mugatu's Lair
Mailou · Milusevitch's Secrets (Norse)
🏈 TD: Tom Selleck (Berserker), Zach Galifianakis (Lineman)
💥 Casualties caused: Geraldo Rivera (Lineman), Tom Selleck (Berserker) – 2 casualties, Derek Zoolander (Ulfwerener)
🩹 Own injuries: Zach Galifianakis (Lineman) – Badly Hurt; Burt Reynolds (Berserker) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Geraldo Rivera (Lineman)
📈 SPP: Tom Selleck +8 ⬆️ level up!, Geraldo Rivera +7 ⬆️ level up!, Zach Galifianakis +3 ⬆️ level up!, Derek Zoolander +2 ⬆️ level up!
Juketius · Amazon Ball Services (Amazon)
💥 Casualties caused: Gerhard Berger (Linewoman), Steve Jobs (Blitzer)
🩹 Own injuries: Steve Wozniak (Blitzer) – Badly Hurt; Chase Carey (Linewoman) – Groin Strain (misses next game); Jeff Bezos (Blitzer) – Smashed Hand (misses next game); Pepega (Linewoman) – Groin Strain (misses next game); Gaben (Linewoman) – Groin Strain (misses next game)
⭐ MVP: Steve Wozniak (Blitzer)
📈 SPP: Steve Wozniak +5, Gerhard Berger +2, Steve Jobs +2
Match summary
| Mailou | Juketius | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 2 | 0 |
| Casualties caused | 4 | 2 |
| Turnovers | 2 | 3 |
| Blocks | 53 | 49 |
| Possession | 68% of turns | 18% of turns |
| Armour broken | 10 of 26 | 19 of 37 |
| Dice luck | +4.4 (moves −0.0, blocks +5.2, armour −0.8) | +10.6 (moves +3.7, blocks +4.0, armour +3.0) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mailou | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ GFI 2+ | ● ball | ● ball | TD 1–0🩹 Zach |
| Juketius | 🩹 Jeff | 🩹 Pepega |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mailou | 🩹 Burt | ✖ Pick-up 4+ | ● ball | ● ball | TD 2–0 | |||
| Juketius | ● ball | 🩹 Gaben | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ● ball | 🩹 Steve | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Block 1D🩹 Chase |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 5 · Mailou: Hansel McDonald failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 11 · Juketius: Gerhard Berger failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Mailou · Milusevitch's Secrets
2 turnovers: 1 gfi, 1 pick-up. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | GFI 2+ | – | 4 | Hansel McDonald |
| 13 | Pick-up 4+ | – | 1 | Geraldo Rivera |
Juketius · Amazon Ball Services
3 turnovers: 2 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 | Dodge 3+ | – | 3 | Gerhard Berger |
| 15 | Block 2D | – | 2 | Atanea Aina |
| 16 | Block 1D | – | 2 | Chase Carey |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Mailou | Juketius |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 2/2 (100%, exp. 67%) | 16/23 (70%, exp. 64%) |
| GFI | 8/10 (80%, exp. 83%) | 8/9 (89%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 1/3 (33%, exp. 56%) | 2/2 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | 3/5 (60%, exp. 43%) | 1/2 (50%, exp. 33%) |
| Pass | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) | – |
| Block 1 die | 10 · defender down 2, blocker down 2 | 17 · defender down 4, blocker down 4 |
| Block 2 dice | 44 · defender down 22, blocker down 1 | 40 · defender down 27, blocker down 2 |
| Block 3 dice | 2 · defender down 2, blocker down 0 | – |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 3, Catch 1, GFI 1, Pick-up 1 | Block 8, Dodge 6, Catch 1, GFI 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Mailou: 9 games this season, 126 in all; Juketius: 7 games this season, 105 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Norse 67 games, Amazon 69 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Mailou | Juketius | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 2 (season 4.0 · career 4.0 · Norse 4.8) | 3 (season 9.1 · career 6.7 · Amazon 6.4) |
| Possession % | 68 (season 49.6 · career 42.3 · Norse 39.7) | 18 (season 34.3 · career 30.8 · Amazon 38.2) |
| Blocks | 53 (season 53.8 · career 43.0 · Norse 55.2) | 49 (season 45.4 · career 47.2 · Amazon 40.0) |
| Casualties caused | 4 (season 2.1 · career 1.8 · Norse 1.8) | 2 (season 1.0 · career 1.8 · Amazon 1.6) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 0 (season 0.2 · career 0.4 · Norse 0.7) | 2 (season 4.9 · career 2.1 · Amazon 2.5) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mailou | 1 | Fabio | Yhetee | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 2 | Derek Zoolander | Ulfwerener | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Mailou | 3 | Hansel McDonald | Ulfwerener | 0 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 4 | Burt Reynolds | Berserker | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Mailou | 5 | Tom Selleck | Berserker | 1 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 86 | 0 | 8 | ||
| Mailou | 6 | Nick Offerman | Runner | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 7 | Geraldo Rivera | Lineman | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 1 | ⭐ | 7 | |
| Mailou | 8 | Ron Burgundy | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 9 | Zach Galifianakis | Lineman | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 0 | 3 | Badly Hurt | |
| Mailou | 10 | Matti Esko Hytönen | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 11 | W. Kuronen | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 1 | Jeff Bezos | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Smashed Hand | |
| Juketius | 2 | Steve Jobs | Blitzer | 0 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Juketius | 3 | Steve Wozniak | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | Badly Hurt |
| Juketius | 4 | Bill Gates | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 5 | Pepega | Linewoman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Groin Strain | |
| Juketius | 6 | Gaben | Linewoman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Groin Strain | |
| Juketius | 7 | Chase Carey | Linewoman | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Groin Strain | |
| Juketius | 8 | Roland Ratzenberger | Linewoman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 9 | Gerhard Berger | Linewoman | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Juketius | 10 | Atanea Aina | Linewoman | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 11 | Taker, not a giver | Catcher | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 0 | 0 |