Mailou 2–0 kesaesa
Season 3, regular season, round 3 · 4 Apr 2021 · match #55 · stadium Mugatu's Lair
Mailou · Milusevitch's Secrets (Norse)
🏈 TD: W. Kuronen (Lineman), Nick Offerman (Runner)
💥 Casualties caused: Hansel McDonald (Ulfwerener), Tom Selleck (Berserker), Nick Offerman (Runner)
⭐ MVP: Zach Galifianakis (Lineman)
📈 SPP: Zach Galifianakis +5, Nick Offerman +5 ⬆️ level up!, W. Kuronen +3 ⬆️ level up!, Hansel McDonald +2, Tom Selleck +2
kesaesa · The Rowdy Rummers (Human)
🩹 Own injuries: Sailor Jim Falconins (Lineman) – Badly Hurt; Cook Jonathan Bronze (Ogre) – Badly Hurt; Gunner J. Flunk (Thrower) – Smashed Hip (-1 MA); Bosun Benjamin Gin (Thrower) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Sailor Blackstache (Lineman)
📈 SPP: Sailor Blackstache +5 ⬆️ level up!
Match summary
| Mailou | kesaesa | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 2 | 0 |
| Casualties caused | 3 | 0 |
| Turnovers | 4 | 6 |
| Blocks | 57 | 20 |
| Possession | 75% of turns | 0% of turns |
| Armour broken | 11 of 41 | 3 of 10 |
| Dice luck | −3.4 (moves −0.7, blocks −2.1, armour −0.6) | −6.2 (moves −2.2, blocks −2.9, armour −1.2) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mailou | ✖ Pick-up 3+ | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | TD 1–0 | |
| kesaesa | 🩹 Gunner | 🩹 Bosun | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Dodge 3+🩹 Cook |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mailou | ✖ Pick-up 3+ | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | ● ball | ✖ GFI 2+ | ● ball | ● ball | TD 2–0 |
| kesaesa | 🩹 Sailor | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ✖ Pass 4+ |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 3 · kesaesa: Cook Jonathan Bronze failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 4 · kesaesa: Cook Jonathan Bronze failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 13 · Mailou: Hansel McDonald failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 2 · Mailou: Matti Esko Hytönen failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 5 · kesaesa: First Mate Bully Bones failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Mailou · Milusevitch's Secrets
4 turnovers: 1 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 gfi, 2 pick-ups. 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Pick-up 3+ | yes | 0 | Matti Esko Hytönen |
| 9 | Pick-up 3+ | yes | 3 | W. Kuronen |
| 11 | Block 2D | – | 4 | Matti Esko Hytönen |
| 13 | GFI 2+ | – | 2 | Hansel McDonald |
kesaesa · The Rowdy Rummers
6 turnovers: 3 dodges, 2 gfis, 1 pass. 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | GFI 2+ | – | 6 | Cook Jonathan Bronze |
| 4 | GFI 2+ | yes | 0 | Cook Jonathan Bronze |
| 5 | Dodge 3+ | yes | 4 | First Mate Bully Bones |
| 11 | Dodge 3+ | – | 3 | First Mate Bully Bones |
| 12 | Dodge 4+ | – | 3 | Quartermaster B. Lincoln |
| 16 | Pass 4+ | – | 0 | Petrus the Pirate |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Mailou | kesaesa |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | – | 10/17 (59%, exp. 63%) |
| GFI | 2/3 (67%, exp. 83%) | 3/6 (50%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/4 (50%, exp. 67%) | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | – | 1/2 (50%, exp. 33%) |
| Pass | – | 0/1 (0%, exp. 50%) |
| Block 1 die | – | 3 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 dice | 57 · defender down 32, blocker down 4 | 17 · defender down 7, blocker down 0 |
| Block 3 dice | 3 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 | – |
| Block 2 red | – | 2 · defender down 0, blocker down 1 |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 3 | Dodge 4, Block 2, GFI 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Mailou: 9 games this season, 126 in all; kesaesa: 9 games this season, 120 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Norse 67 games, Human 85 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Mailou | kesaesa | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 4 (season 3.8 · career 4.0 · Norse 4.7) | 6 (season 5.3 · career 4.4 · Human 5.7) |
| Possession % | 75 (season 48.8 · career 42.3 · Norse 39.6) | 0 (season 35.9 · career 42.6 · Human 37.7) |
| Blocks | 57 (season 53.3 · career 43.0 · Norse 55.1) | 20 (season 42.4 · career 48.7 · Human 38.9) |
| Casualties caused | 3 (season 2.2 · career 1.8 · Norse 1.9) | 0 (season 2.7 · career 2.1 · Human 1.8) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 0 (season 0.2 · career 0.4 · Norse 0.7) | 3 (season 0.4 · career 0.8 · Human 1.4) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mailou | 2 | Derek Zoolander | Ulfwerener | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 3 | Hansel McDonald | Ulfwerener | 0 | 1 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Mailou | 4 | Burt Reynolds | Berserker | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 5 | Tom Selleck | Berserker | 0 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Mailou | 6 | Nick Offerman | Runner | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 5 | ||
| Mailou | 7 | Geraldo Rivera | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 8 | Ron Burgundy | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 9 | Zach Galifianakis | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Mailou | 10 | Matti Esko Hytönen | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 11 | W. Kuronen | Lineman | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 38 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Mailou | 12 | Drífta Gudrunarson | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 1 | Cook Jonathan Bronze | Ogre | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| kesaesa | 2 | Captain Edward Bleach | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 3 | First Mate Bully Bones | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 4 | Second Mate Jack Rug-Ham | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 5 | Third Mate Charlie Vein | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 6 | Bosun Benjamin Gin | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| kesaesa | 7 | Gunner J. Flunk | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Smashed Hip | |
| kesaesa | 8 | Quartermaster B. Lincoln | Catcher | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 9 | Sailor Jim Falconins | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| kesaesa | 10 | Sailor Gingerbeard | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 11 | Sailor Blackstache | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| kesaesa | 12 | Petrus the Pirate | Catcher | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 0 |