Turnipmanager 2–1 Mailou
Season 9, regular season, round 11 · 23 Sep 2025 · match #124 · stadium Basic map
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside (Undead)
🏈 TD: Small Duckie (Ghoul), Gandalf Looking Mofo (Wight)
💥 Casualties caused: Diglett's Legs (Mummy) – 2 casualties (incl. 1 kill), Shiny Eye Piplup (Ghoul)
🩹 Own injuries: big arm (Zombie) – Badly Hurt; Bald By Choice (Zombie) – Fractured Arm (misses next game)
⭐ MVP: Funny Smooth Head (Ghoul)
📈 SPP: Funny Smooth Head +5, Diglett's Legs +4, Small Duckie +3 ⬆️ level up!, Shiny Eye Piplup +3, Gandalf Looking Mofo +3
Mailou · MörköMetro (Underworld)
🏈 TD: Keilaniemen Keppo (Goblin)
💥 Casualties caused: Siilitien Simo (Blitzer), Hertsikan Hjelt (Thrower)
🩹 Own injuries: Kontulan Konsta (Thrower) – Broken Ribs (misses next game); Fezglitch (star) (Star Fezglitch) – ☠️ died
⭐ MVP: Kontulan Konsta (Thrower)
📈 SPP: Kontulan Konsta +5, Keilaniemen Keppo +3 ⬆️ level up!, Siilitien Simo +2, Hertsikan Hjelt +2
Match summary
| Turnipmanager | Mailou | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 2 | 1 |
| Casualties caused | 3 | 2 |
| Turnovers | 4 | 6 |
| Blocks | 45 | 25 |
| Possession | 50% of turns | 31% of turns |
| Armour broken | 15 of 38 | 7 of 20 |
| Dice luck | +2.0 (moves −0.7, blocks +4.4, armour −1.8) | +0.8 (moves +2.3, blocks −0.2, armour −1.3) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turnipmanager | 🩹 Bald | ✖ Foul (sent off) | ✖ Foul (sent off) | ● ball | TD 1–0 | |||
| Mailou | ☠️ Fezglitch | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Other | ✖ Dodge 3+ |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turnipmanager | 🩹 big | ● ball | ✖ Catch 3+ | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | TD 2–1 | ✖ Catch 3+ |
| Mailou | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Pass 6+ | ✖ Block 2D red | ✖ Block 1D | TD 2–1 | 🩹 Kontulan |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 1 · Mailou: Fezglitch (star) was killed
- Turn 7 · Mailou: Tapiolan Tauno failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 11 · Turnipmanager: Small Duckie failed a 3+ catch (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 16 · Turnipmanager: Little Bunny Toy failed a 3+ catch (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside
4 turnovers: 2 catchs, 2 fouls. 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Foul (sent off) | yes | 1 | Waffles in Chicken |
| 6 | Foul (sent off) | yes | 1 | Frankenstein's Dad |
| 11 | Catch 3+ | – | 0 | Small Duckie |
| 16 | Catch 3+ | – | 3 | Little Bunny Toy |
Mailou · MörköMetro
6 turnovers: 3 from blocks (3 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge, 1 pass. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Other | – | 0 | |
| 7 | Dodge 3+ | – | 4 | Tapiolan Tauno |
| 10 | Block 1D | – | 4 | Tapiolan Tauno |
| 11 | Pass 6+ | – | 2 | Kontulan Konsta |
| 12 | Block 2D red | – | 4 | Keilaniemen Keppo |
| 13 | Block 1D | – | 1 | #2 Rautatientorin Topi |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Turnipmanager | Mailou |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 2/2 (100%, exp. 67%) | 11/15 (73%, exp. 70%) |
| GFI | 2/2 (100%, exp. 83%) | 6/6 (100%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/4 (50%, exp. 67%) | 2/2 (100%, exp. 75%) |
| Catch | 4/8 (50%, exp. 60%) | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| Pass | 3/3 (100%, exp. 61%) | 1/5 (20%, exp. 40%) |
| Block 1 die | 1 · defender down 0, blocker down 0 | 7 · defender down 2, blocker down 3 |
| Block 2 dice | 39 · defender down 25, blocker down 1 | 20 · defender down 11, blocker down 2 |
| Block 3 dice | 6 · defender down 6, blocker down 0 | – |
| Block 2 red | – | 2 · defender down 0, blocker down 2 |
| Re-rolls used on | Catch 2, Pick-up 2, Block 1 | Block 4, Dodge 3, Pass 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Turnipmanager: 14 games this season, 52 in all; Mailou: 12 games this season, 126 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Undead 96 games, Underworld 19 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Turnipmanager | Mailou | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 4 (season 4.0 · career 4.8 · Undead 5.5) | 6 (season 5.1 · career 4.0 · Underworld 6.8) |
| Possession % | 50 (season 40.1 · career 38.2 · Undead 38.1) | 31 (season 32.0 · career 42.6 · Underworld 31.9) |
| Blocks | 45 (season 41.9 · career 38.4 · Undead 46.7) | 25 (season 32.6 · career 43.2 · Underworld 28.6) |
| Casualties caused | 3 (season 2.1 · career 1.5 · Undead 2.2) | 2 (season 1.4 · career 1.9 · Underworld 1.6) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 0 (season 1.4 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6) | 0 (season 0.1 · career 0.4 · Underworld 0.7) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turnipmanager | 1 | Waffles in Chicken | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 2 | big arm | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Turnipmanager | 4 | Bald By Choice | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Fractured Arm | |
| Turnipmanager | 5 | Frankenstein's Dad | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 6 | Shiny Eye Piplup | Ghoul | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 7 | Small Duckie | Ghoul | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 8 | Gandalf Looking Mofo | Wight | 1 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 9 | Saruman Looking Mofo | Wight | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 10 | Diglett's Legs | Mummy | 0 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 11 | Bandana Man's Brother | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 12 | Little Bunny Toy | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 13 | Funny Smooth Head | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Mailou | 1 | #2 Rautatientorin Topi | Troll | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 2 | Siilitien Simo | Blitzer | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Mailou | 3 | #3 Kampin Kake | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 4 | Kontulan Konsta | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 1 | ⭐ | 5 | Broken Ribs |
| Mailou | 5 | Hertsikan Hjelt | Thrower | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Mailou | 6 | Gimfur | Goblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 7 | Tapiolan Tauno | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 8 | Keilaniemen Keppo | Goblin | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Mailou | 9 | Soukan Sokea | Goblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 10 | Finnoon Fuller | Goblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | 11 | Larun Lörtsy | Goblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Mailou | Bomber Dribblesnot (star) | Star Bomber Dribblesnot | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||
| Mailou | Fezglitch (star) | Star Fezglitch | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ☠️ died |
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