Juketius 1–2 Kinkykiller
Season 10, regular season, round 6 · 1 Apr 2026 · match #129 · stadium Peitefirmankatu 1
Juketius · Kaalimato BB-team (Orc)
🏈 TD: Siinu Sträpäri (Blitzer)
💥 Casualties caused: Oili Orgia (Blocker) (1 kill), Antti Anaali-intruder (Blocker)
🩹 Own injuries: Sami Satisfryer (Blitzer) – Smashed Knee (Niggling); Antti Anaali-intruder (Blocker) – Badly Hurt; Pirkko Pierunuusku (Goblin) – Badly Hurt; Pekka Perätulppa (Thrower) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Vili Vibra (Blitzer)
📈 SPP: Vili Vibra +5 ⬆️ level up!, Siinu Sträpäri +3, Oili Orgia +2, Antti Anaali-intruder +2
Kinkykiller · The Inconveniences (Undead)
🏈 TD: Live Aids (Wight), Leper-a-chaun (Ghoul)
💥 Casualties caused: Rabies Babies (Mummy), The Colored Death (Mummy), Groin Yeast (Ghoul)
🩹 Own injuries: Hemorrhoid (Skeleton) – ☠️ died
⭐ MVP: Beethrax (Wight)
📈 SPP: Beethrax +5 ⬆️ level up!, Leper-a-chaun +4, Live Aids +3 ⬆️ level up!, Rabies Babies +2 ⬆️ level up!, The Colored Death +2, Groin Yeast +2
Match summary
| Juketius | Kinkykiller | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 1 | 2 |
| Casualties caused | 2 | 3 |
| Turnovers | 10 | 3 |
| Blocks | 50 | 56 |
| Possession | 31% of turns | 62% of turns |
| Armour broken | 11 of 26 | 11 of 43 |
| Dice luck | −3.0 (moves −2.7, blocks −2.0, armour +1.7) | +2.6 (moves +4.5, blocks −0.9, armour −1.0) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Juketius | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Dodge 4+ | 🩹 Pirkko | ✖ Block 1D | TD 1–0 | ✖ Pass 3+ | ||
| Kinkykiller | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Block 1D | ● ball |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Juketius | 🩹 Sami | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ✖ Block 1D🩹 Antti | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Dodge 6+🩹 Pekka | ✖ Dodge 5+ | |
| Kinkykiller | ✖ Block 1D☠️ Hemorrhoid | ● ball | TD 1–1 | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | TD 1–2 |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 9 · Kinkykiller: Hemorrhoid was killed
- Turn 8 · Juketius: Fanny Flipper failed a 3+ pass (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Juketius · Kaalimato BB-team
10 turnovers: 5 from blocks (4 on 1 die or red dice), 4 dodges, 1 pass. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 4 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Block 1D | – | 6 | Fanny Flipper |
| 2 | Dodge 4+ | – | 0 | Rauno Rinkirunkku |
| 6 | Block 1D | – | 5 | Sami Satisfryer |
| 8 | Pass 3+ | yes | 7 | Fanny Flipper |
| 10 | Block 1D | – | 1 | Kimmo Kimppakiva |
| 11 | Dodge 4+ | – | 0 | Pekka Perätulppa |
| 12 | Block 1D | – | 4 | Antti Anaali-intruder |
| 13 | Block 2D | – | 3 | Vili Vibra |
| 14 | Dodge 6+ | – | 1 | Pekka Perätulppa |
| 15 | Dodge 5+ | – | 5 | Siinu Sträpäri |
Kinkykiller · The Inconveniences
3 turnovers: 3 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice). 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Block 2D | – | 5 | Groin Yeast |
| 6 | Block 1D | yes | 1 | Lactose Intolerance |
| 9 | Block 1D | – | 1 | Leper-a-chaun |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Juketius | Kinkykiller |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 4/10 (40%, exp. 53%) | 4/6 (67%, exp. 58%) |
| GFI | 4/5 (80%, exp. 83%) | 8/8 (100%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/2 (100%, exp. 67%) | 5/5 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | – | 1/2 (50%, exp. 67%) |
| Pass | 1/2 (50%, exp. 67%) | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| Block 1 die | 13 · defender down 2, blocker down 6 | 2 · defender down 0, blocker down 2 |
| Block 2 dice | 40 · defender down 19, blocker down 3 | 56 · defender down 29, blocker down 5 |
| Block 3 dice | – | 2 · defender down 2, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 red | 2 · defender down 1, blocker down 1 | – |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 5, Dodge 2, GFI 1, Pass 1 | Block 4, Dodge 2, Catch 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Juketius: 8 games this season, 105 in all; Kinkykiller: 10 games this season, 107 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Orc 92 games, Undead 96 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Juketius | Kinkykiller | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 10 (season 8.1 · career 6.6 · Orc 5.3) | 3 (season 6.5 · career 5.8 · Undead 5.5) |
| Possession % | 31 (season 19.1 · career 30.6 · Orc 39.3) | 62 (season 36.4 · career 39.1 · Undead 37.9) |
| Blocks | 50 (season 48.5 · career 47.2 · Orc 46.9) | 56 (season 46.7 · career 49.3 · Undead 46.6) |
| Casualties caused | 2 (season 1.0 · career 1.8 · Orc 1.4) | 3 (season 1.1 · career 1.8 · Undead 2.2) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 4 (season 0.2 · career 2.0 · Orc 1.0) | 2 (season 1.4 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Juketius | 1 | Sami Satisfryer | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Smashed Knee | |
| Juketius | 2 | Fanny Flipper | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 3 | Siinu Sträpäri | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Juketius | 4 | Vili Vibra | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Juketius | 5 | Rauno Rinkirunkku | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 6 | Kimmo Kimppakiva | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 7 | Oili Orgia | Blocker | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Juketius | 8 | Antti Anaali-intruder | Blocker | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | Badly Hurt | |
| Juketius | 9 | Pirkko Pierunuusku | Goblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Juketius | 10 | Lassi Liukuvoide | Goblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 11 | Rauno Nahkaraippa | Goblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 12 | Pekka Perätulppa | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 2 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Juketius | Bomber Dribblesnot (star) | Star Bomber Dribblesnot | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||
| Kinkykiller | 1 | The Colored Death | Mummy | 0 | 1 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 2 | Rabies Babies | Mummy | 0 | 1 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 3 | Live Aids | Wight | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 4 | Beethrax | Wight | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Kinkykiller | 5 | Mediumpox | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 6 | Leper-a-chaun | Ghoul | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 1 | 4 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 7 | Inflamed Nostril | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 8 | Bruised Pelvis | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 9 | Hemorrhoid | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ☠️ died | |
| Kinkykiller | 10 | Lactose Intolerance | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 11 | Hairy Eyeballs | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 12 | Groin Yeast | Ghoul | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 13 | Kidney Stoner | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 0 | 0 |
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