Juketius 0–4 Kinkykiller

Season 9, regular season, round 5 · 11 Jul 2025 · match #133 · stadium Autotalli

Juketius · Juken autot (Khemri)

🩹 Own injuries: Civic #2 (Thrower) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Lada 1200 (Mummy)
📈 SPP: Lada 1200 +5

Kinkykiller · Whoman? (Human)

🏈 TD: Insulinium (Catcher), Comatoser (Catcher), The Osteoporoser (Lineman), Dr. Gout (Catcher)
💥 Casualties caused: Mr. Parkinson (Thrower), The Flatulender (Blitzer)
⭐ MVP: Dr. Estranged (Blitzer)
📈 SPP: Dr. Estranged +5, Insulinium +3, Comatoser +3 ⬆️ level up!, Mr. Parkinson +3 ⬆️ level up!, The Osteoporoser +3, Dr. Gout +3, The Flatulender +2

Match summary

	Juketius	Kinkykiller
Touchdowns	0	4
Casualties caused	0	2
Turnovers	8	4
Blocks	58	37
Possession	25% of turns	43% of turns
Armour broken	10 of 36	7 of 23
Dice luck	+0.6 (moves +2.0, blocks −1.1, armour −0.3)	+3.9 (moves +6.3, blocks −2.5, armour +0.1)

Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.

Match flow

Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.

1st half	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Juketius		🩹 Civic		● ball		✖ Pick-up 4+	✖ Pick-up 4+	✖ Block 2D
Kinkykiller	✖ Block 1D	● ball	✖ Dodge 3+	● ball	✖ Dodge 3+	TD 0–1	● ball	✖ Pass 3+

2nd half	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16
Juketius	✖ Block 2D	● ball	✖ GFI 2+	● ball	✖ Pick-up 5+	✖ Block 2D	● ball	✖ Pass 6+
Kinkykiller	TD 0–2				TD 0–3			TD 0–4

Nuffle moments

The least likely rolls that decided a turn.

Turn 9 · Juketius: Toledo failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 11 · Juketius: E46 failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 3 · Kinkykiller: Insulinium failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 5 · Kinkykiller: Kidney Rock failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 8 · Kinkykiller: Comatoser failed a 3+ pass (67% chance) – turnover

Turnovers

Juketius · Juken autot

8 turnovers: 3 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 gfi, 3 pick-ups, 1 pass. 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 3 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
6	Pick-up 4+	–	4	Bedford
7	Pick-up 4+	–	8	Bedford
8	Block 2D	–	4	Lada 1200
9	Block 2D	yes	7	Toledo
11	GFI 2+	yes	4	E46
13	Pick-up 5+	–	1	Ibiza
14	Block 2D	–	9	Lada 1200
16	Pass 6+	–	2	Bedford

Kinkykiller · Whoman?

4 turnovers: 1 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 2 dodges, 1 pass. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 2 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
1	Block 1D	yes	5	Pnemoniman
3	Dodge 3+	–	3	Insulinium
5	Dodge 3+	–	1	Kidney Rock
8	Pass 3+	–	6	Comatoser

Risk profile

Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).

Roll	Juketius	Kinkykiller
Dodge	1/1 (100%, exp. 50%)	19/25 (76%, exp. 67%)
GFI	8/10 (80%, exp. 83%)	12/12 (100%, exp. 83%)
Pick-up	3/7 (43%, exp. 48%)	7/8 (88%, exp. 65%)
Catch	2/4 (50%, exp. 21%)	2/3 (67%, exp. 50%)
Pass	1/3 (33%, exp. 17%)	1/2 (50%, exp. 67%)
Block 1 die	4 · defender down 1, blocker down 1	14 · defender down 7, blocker down 1
Block 2 dice	47 · defender down 27, blocker down 5	24 · defender down 13, blocker down 0
Block 3 dice	11 · defender down 3, blocker down 0	–
Re-rolls used on	Block 4, GFI 1, Pass 1, Pick-up 1	Dodge 4, Block 1, Pick-up 1

Compared with their usual game

This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Juketius: 12 games this season, 105 in all; Kinkykiller: 13 games this season, 107 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Khemri 63 games, Human 85 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.

	Juketius	Kinkykiller
Turnovers	8 (season 6.6 · career 6.6 · Khemri 5.1)	4 (season 6.1 · career 5.8 · Human 5.7)
Possession %	25 (season 26.1 · career 30.7 · Khemri 37.8)	43 (season 38.7 · career 39.3 · Human 37.2)
Blocks	58 (season 48.9 · career 47.1 · Khemri 53.8)	37 (season 45.1 · career 49.5 · Human 38.7)
Casualties caused	0 (season 1.2 · career 1.8 · Khemri 1.9)	2 (season 1.6 · career 1.8 · Human 1.8)
Risky dodges (4+)	1 (season 3.2 · career 2.1 · Khemri 1.9)	0 (season 0.8 · career 1.0 · Human 1.4)

Players

Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.

Coach	#	Player	Position	TD	CAS	Blocks	Passes	Catches	Run	TO	MVP	SPP	Injury
Juketius	1	Lada 1500	Mummy	0	0	6	0	0	0	0		0
Juketius	2	Lada 1200	Mummy	0	0	8	0	0	0	2	⭐	5
Juketius	3	E46	Mummy	0	0	7	0	0	0	1		0
Juketius	4	W202	Mummy	0	0	13	0	0	0	0		0
Juketius	5	Sierra	Blitzer	0	0	8	0	0	0	0		0
Juketius	6	Bedford	Blitzer	0	0	4	0	0	0	3		0
Juketius	7	Civic #1	Thrower	0	0	1	0	0	40	0		0
Juketius	8	Civic #2	Thrower	0	0	0	0	0	0	0		0	Badly Hurt
Juketius	9	Ibiza	Lineman	0	0	3	0	0	0	1		0
Juketius	10	Toledo	Lineman	0	0	6	0	0	0	1		0
Juketius	11	Fabia	Lineman	0	0	2	0	0	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	1	Dr. Estranged	Blitzer	0	0	4	0	0	0	0	⭐	5
Kinkykiller	2	Incontinender	Blitzer	0	0	8	0	0	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	3	Cataract	Blitzer	0	0	4	0	0	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	4	The Flatulender	Blitzer	0	1	5	0	0	0	0		2
Kinkykiller	5	Mr. Parkinson	Thrower	0	1	2	1	0	48	0		3
Kinkykiller	7	Dr. Gout	Catcher	1	0	1	0	1	26	0		3
Kinkykiller	8	The Osteoporoser	Lineman	1	0	5	0	0	16	0		3
Kinkykiller	9	Comatoser	Catcher	1	0	1	0	0	14	1		3
Kinkykiller	10	Kidney Rock	Lineman	0	0	1	0	0	0	1		0
Kinkykiller	11	Pnemoniman	Lineman	0	0	5	0	0	0	1		0
Kinkykiller	12	Insulinium	Catcher	1	0	1	0	0	14	1		3

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