kesaesa 1–0 Juketius
Season 10, regular season, round 1 · 23 Feb 2026 · match #152 · stadium Liskodisco
kesaesa · J Liskolaisen Discoliskot (Lizardmen)
🏈 TD: Tahdoton Asemies (Skink)
💥 Casualties caused: Hopeinen Discomies (Saurus)
🩹 Own injuries: Löytynyt Naismies (Skink) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: UudenEnglannin Nahkamies (Saurus)
📈 SPP: UudenEnglannin Nahkamies +5, Tahdoton Asemies +3, Hopeinen Discomies +2, Löytynyt Naismies +1
Juketius · Kaalimato BB-team (Orc)
💥 Casualties caused: Pekka Perätulppa (Thrower)
🩹 Own injuries: Tuukka Turvaseksi (Goblin) – Badly Hurt; Oili Orgia (Blocker) – Smashed Hip (-1 MA)
⭐ MVP: Lassi Liukuvoide (Goblin)
📈 SPP: Lassi Liukuvoide +5, Pekka Perätulppa +3
Match summary
| kesaesa | Juketius | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 1 | 0 |
| Casualties caused | 1 | 1 |
| Turnovers | 5 | 9 |
| Blocks | 54 | 58 |
| Possession | 43% of turns | 18% of turns |
| Armour broken | 5 of 31 | 9 of 43 |
| Dice luck | −4.4 (moves +2.2, blocks −4.6, armour −1.9) | +3.2 (moves −0.8, blocks +5.2, armour −1.2) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | ● ball | ||
| Juketius | ✖ Pick-up 3+ | ✖ Pick-up 3+ | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ● ball | ✖ Pick-up 3+ | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D🩹 Oili | ✖ Dodge 3+ |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | 🩹 Löytynyt | ✖ Block 2D | TD 1–0 | ||
| Juketius | ✖ Dodge 3+🩹 Tuukka | ● ball | ✖ Catch 4+ | ✖ Catch 6+ |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 1 · Juketius: Pirkko Pierunuusku failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 2 · Juketius: Pirkko Pierunuusku failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 3 · Juketius: Tuukka Turvaseksi failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 5 · Juketius: Pirkko Pierunuusku failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 5 · kesaesa: Löytynyt Naismies failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
kesaesa · J Liskolaisen Discoliskot
5 turnovers: 4 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge. 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 3 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Block 2D | – | 8 | Ilosta Syntyvä Uusimies |
| 4 | Block 2D | yes | 6 | UudenEnglannin Nahkamies |
| 5 | Dodge 3+ | – | 0 | Löytynyt Naismies |
| 7 | Block 2D | – | 1 | Historioitu Mennytmies |
| 13 | Block 2D | yes | 5 | UudenEnglannin Nahkamies |
Juketius · Kaalimato BB-team
9 turnovers: 1 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 3 dodges, 3 pick-ups, 2 catchs. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 3 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pick-up 3+ | – | 1 | Pirkko Pierunuusku |
| 2 | Pick-up 3+ | yes | 1 | Pirkko Pierunuusku |
| 3 | Dodge 3+ | – | 3 | Tuukka Turvaseksi |
| 5 | Pick-up 3+ | – | 1 | Pirkko Pierunuusku |
| 7 | Block 2D | – | 5 | Oili Orgia |
| 8 | Dodge 3+ | – | 8 | Siinu Sträpäri |
| 13 | Dodge 3+ | – | 6 | Tuukka Turvaseksi |
| 15 | Catch 4+ | – | 1 | Lassi Liukuvoide |
| 16 | Catch 6+ | – | 1 | Antti Anaali-intruder |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | kesaesa | Juketius |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 8/13 (62%, exp. 67%) | 10/17 (59%, exp. 65%) |
| GFI | 3/3 (100%, exp. 83%) | 10/11 (91%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 3/3 (100%, exp. 67%) | 4/9 (44%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | 1/2 (50%, exp. 58%) | 3/5 (60%, exp. 47%) |
| Pass | 1/1 (100%, exp. 50%) | 2/2 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| Block 1 die | 8 · defender down 1, blocker down 1 | 13 · defender down 7, blocker down 1 |
| Block 2 dice | 52 · defender down 21, blocker down 7 | 44 · defender down 29, blocker down 1 |
| Block 3 dice | – | 1 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 red | – | 2 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 6, Dodge 4 | Dodge 3, Block 2, Pick-up 2, GFI 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (kesaesa: 11 games this season, 120 in all; Juketius: 8 games this season, 105 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Lizardmen 84 games, Orc 92 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| kesaesa | Juketius | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 5 (season 3.5 · career 4.4 · Lizardmen 4.8) | 9 (season 8.2 · career 6.6 · Orc 5.3) |
| Possession % | 43 (season 45.9 · career 42.3 · Lizardmen 41.1) | 18 (season 20.8 · career 30.8 · Orc 39.4) |
| Blocks | 54 (season 51.7 · career 48.4 · Lizardmen 46.5) | 58 (season 47.5 · career 47.1 · Orc 46.8) |
| Casualties caused | 1 (season 2.5 · career 2.0 · Lizardmen 2.0) | 1 (season 1.1 · career 1.8 · Orc 1.5) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 0 (season 0.2 · career 0.8 · Lizardmen 0.4) | 1 (season 0.6 · career 2.1 · Orc 1.1) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | 1 | Hopeinen Discomies | Saurus | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| kesaesa | 2 | Lipova Liskomies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 3 | Ilosta Syntyvä Uusimies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 4 | UudenEnglannin Nahkamies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| kesaesa | 5 | Historioitu Mennytmies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 6 | Tunnettu Markkumies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 7 | Löytynyt Naismies | Skink | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | Badly Hurt | |
| kesaesa | 8 | Poistunut Mielimies | Skink | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 9 | Skitta ja Vahvarimies | Skink | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 10 | Tahdoton Asemies | Skink | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 48 | 0 | 3 | ||
| kesaesa | 11 | Kumman Tuttu Kaunismies | Skink | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 1 | Sami Satisfryer | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 2 | Fanny Flipper | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 3 | Siinu Sträpäri | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 4 | Vili Vibra | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 5 | Rauno Rinkirunkku | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 6 | Kimmo Kimppakiva | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 7 | Oili Orgia | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Smashed Hip | |
| Juketius | 8 | Antti Anaali-intruder | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 9 | Pirkko Pierunuusku | Goblin | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 28 | 3 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 10 | Lassi Liukuvoide | Goblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Juketius | 11 | Tuukka Turvaseksi | Goblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Juketius | 12 | Pekka Perätulppa | Thrower | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 0 | 3 |