Juketius 0–2 Turnipmanager

Season 10, regular season, round 5 · 21 Mar 2026 · match #173 · stadium Peitefirmankatu 1

Juketius · Kaalimato BB-team (Orc)

🩹 Own injuries: Tuukka Turvaseksi (Goblin) – Fractured Skull (-1 AV)
⭐ MVP: Siinu Sträpäri (Blitzer)
📈 SPP: Siinu Sträpäri +5 ⬆️ level up!

Turnipmanager · Human Wannabes (Orc)

🏈 TD: Stephen (Lineman), Clyde (Blitzer)
💥 Casualties caused: Mike (Blitzer)
⭐ MVP: Robert (Lineman)
📈 SPP: Robert +5, Stephen +3, Clyde +3, Mike +2

Match summary

	Juketius	Turnipmanager
Touchdowns	0	2
Casualties caused	0	1
Turnovers	8	2
Blocks	50	41
Possession	6% of turns	50% of turns
Armour broken	6 of 40	7 of 31
Dice luck	−4.8 (moves −4.0, blocks +0.2, armour −1.0)	−0.6 (moves −0.3, blocks +0.0, armour −0.2)

Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.

Match flow

Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.

1st half	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Juketius	● ball	✖ Pick-up 3+	● ball	● ball	✖ Catch 5+	✖ Pass 5+	✖ GFI 2+	✖ Pick-up 3+
Turnipmanager					● ball	● ball	TD 0–1

2nd half	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16
Juketius	🩹 Tuukka		✖ Dodge 3+				✖ Dodge 5+	✖ Block 1D
Turnipmanager	✖ Block 2D	✖ Block 1D	● ball	● ball	● ball	● ball	● ball	TD 0–2

Nuffle moments

The least likely rolls that decided a turn.

Turn 7 · Juketius: Rauno Rinkirunkku failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 2 · Juketius: Vili Vibra failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 8 · Juketius: Lassi Liukuvoide failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 11 · Juketius: Lassi Liukuvoide failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 16 · Turnipmanager: Stephen made a 4+ catch (50% chance) and the team scored

Turnovers

Juketius · Kaalimato BB-team

8 turnovers: 1 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 2 dodges, 1 gfi, 2 pick-ups, 1 catch, 1 pass. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 4 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
2	Pick-up 3+	–	0	Vili Vibra
5	Catch 5+	–	3	Fanny Flipper
6	Pass 5+	yes	10	Bomberdribblesnot (star)
7	GFI 2+	–	10	Rauno Rinkirunkku
8	Pick-up 3+	–	3	Lassi Liukuvoide
11	Dodge 3+	–	4	Lassi Liukuvoide
15	Dodge 5+	–	7	Pekka Perätulppa
16	Block 1D	–	5	Oili Orgia

Turnipmanager · Human Wannabes

2 turnovers: 2 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice). 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
9	Block 2D	–	4	Carl
10	Block 1D	–	1	Stephen

Risk profile

Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).

Roll	Juketius	Turnipmanager
Dodge	6/8 (75%, exp. 62%)	2/2 (100%, exp. 67%)
GFI	3/5 (60%, exp. 83%)	7/8 (88%, exp. 83%)
Pick-up	3/6 (50%, exp. 64%)	2/2 (100%, exp. 67%)
Catch	0/4 (0%, exp. 37%)	2/5 (40%, exp. 50%)
Pass	1/6 (17%, exp. 42%)	–
Block 1 die	16 · defender down 8, blocker down 4	10 · defender down 5, blocker down 1
Block 2 dice	39 · defender down 25, blocker down 3	36 · defender down 21, blocker down 4
Block 2 red	1 · defender down 0, blocker down 0	–
Re-rolls used on	Block 6, GFI 1, Pick-up 1	Block 5, Catch 1, GFI 1

Compared with their usual game

This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Juketius: 8 games this season, 105 in all; Turnipmanager: 9 games this season, 52 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Orc 92 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.

	Juketius	Turnipmanager
Turnovers	8 (season 8.4 · career 6.6 · Orc 5.3)	2 (season 4.3 · career 4.8 · Orc 5.4)
Possession %	6 (season 22.2 · career 30.9 · Orc 39.5)	50 (season 40.2 · career 38.2 · Orc 39.1)
Blocks	50 (season 48.5 · career 47.2 · Orc 46.9)	41 (season 45.8 · career 38.5 · Orc 47.0)
Casualties caused	0 (season 1.2 · career 1.8 · Orc 1.5)	1 (season 2.1 · career 1.6 · Orc 1.5)
Risky dodges (4+)	1 (season 0.6 · career 2.1 · Orc 1.1)	0 (season 0.8 · career 1.0 · Orc 1.1)

Players

Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.

Coach	#	Player	Position	TD	CAS	Blocks	Run	TO	MVP	SPP	Injury
Juketius	1	Sami Satisfryer	Blitzer	0	0	6	0	0		0
Juketius	2	Fanny Flipper	Blitzer	0	0	7	0	1		0
Juketius	3	Siinu Sträpäri	Blitzer	0	0	4	0	0	⭐	5
Juketius	4	Vili Vibra	Blitzer	0	0	5	20	1		0
Juketius	5	Rauno Rinkirunkku	Blocker	0	0	9	0	1		0
Juketius	6	Kimmo Kimppakiva	Blocker	0	0	5	0	0		0
Juketius	7	Oili Orgia	Blocker	0	0	7	0	1		0
Juketius	8	Rotfang	Lineman	0	0	3	0	0		0
Juketius	10	Lassi Liukuvoide	Goblin	0	0	1	0	2		0
Juketius	11	Tuukka Turvaseksi	Goblin	0	0	1	4	0		0	Fractured Skull
Juketius	12	Pekka Perätulppa	Thrower	0	0	2	6	1		0
Juketius		Bomber Dribblesnot (star)	Star Bomber Dribblesnot	0	0	0	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	1	Stephen	Lineman	1	0	2	10	1		3
Turnipmanager	2	Robert	Lineman	0	0	3	0	0	⭐	5
Turnipmanager	3	Roy	Thrower	0	0	4	42	0		0
Turnipmanager	4	Carl	Blocker	0	0	3	0	1		0
Turnipmanager	5	SIR SHATAN	Blocker	0	0	5	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	6	Connor	Blocker	0	0	5	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	7	James	Blocker	0	0	3	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	8	Mike	Blitzer	0	1	8	0	0		2
Turnipmanager	9	Andy	Blitzer	0	0	0	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	10	Andrew	Blitzer	0	0	3	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	11	Clyde	Blitzer	1	0	5	14	0		3

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