kesaesa 0–2 Juketius

Season 9, regular season, round 11 · 14 Sep 2025 · match #192 · stadium Castle East

kesaesa · Do The Blood Bowl Mash (Necromantic)

🩹 Own injuries: Crypt-Kicker Two (Zombie) – Fractured Leg (misses next game); Big Bully (Zombie) – Broken Neck (-1 AG)
⭐ MVP: Crypt-Kicker One (Zombie)
📈 SPP: Crypt-Kicker One +5

Juketius · Juken autot (Khemri)

🏈 TD: Bedford (Blitzer) – 2 TDs
💥 Casualties caused: E36 (Mummy), E46 (Mummy)
🩹 Own injuries: Civic #1 (Thrower) – ☠️ died
⭐ MVP: E36 (Mummy)
📈 SPP: E36 +7 ⬆️ level up!, Bedford +6 ⬆️ level up!, E46 +2

Match summary

	kesaesa	Juketius
Touchdowns	0	2
Casualties caused	0	2
Turnovers	7	6
Blocks	44	69
Possession	43% of turns	18% of turns
Armour broken	7 of 22	18 of 59
Dice luck	−7.4 (moves −2.2, blocks −3.8, armour −1.5)	+16.1 (moves +2.2, blocks +11.9, armour +2.0)

Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.

Match flow

Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.

1st half	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
kesaesa	● ball	● ball	● ball	🩹 Crypt-Kicker🩹 Big	● ball	✖ Dodge 3+	● ball	✖ Dodge 5+
Juketius			✖ Block 2D red		✖ Catch 4+	✖ Pick-up 5+		TD 0–1

2nd half	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16
kesaesa		✖ Pick-up 3+		✖ Block 1D	✖ Dodge 3+	✖ Dodge 4+		✖ Pick-up 3+
Juketius	● ball	● ball	✖ Block 2D		✖ Block 1D	● ball	✖ Dodge 4+☠️ Civic	TD 0–2

Nuffle moments

The least likely rolls that decided a turn.

Turn 15 · Juketius: Civic #1 was killed
Turn 6 · kesaesa: Coffin-Banger failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 10 · kesaesa: Electrode Enjoyer II failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 13 · kesaesa: Graveyard Smasher failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 16 · kesaesa: Electrode Enjoyer II failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover

Turnovers

kesaesa · Do The Blood Bowl Mash

7 turnovers: 1 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 4 dodges, 2 pick-ups. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
6	Dodge 3+	–	2	Coffin-Banger
8	Dodge 5+	–	2	Coffin-Banger
10	Pick-up 3+	–	1	Electrode Enjoyer II
12	Block 1D	–	0	Graveyard Smasher
13	Dodge 3+	yes	1	Graveyard Smasher
14	Dodge 4+	–	0	Crypt-Kicker Four
16	Pick-up 3+	–	2	Electrode Enjoyer II

Juketius · Juken autot

6 turnovers: 3 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge, 1 pick-up, 1 catch. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 2 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
3	Block 2D red	–	5	Civic #2
5	Catch 4+	–	1	Fabia
6	Pick-up 5+	–	2	Civic #1
11	Block 2D	–	6	Lada 1200
13	Block 1D	–	0	Toledo
15	Dodge 4+	–	0	Civic #1

Risk profile

Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).

Roll	kesaesa	Juketius
Dodge	13/23 (57%, exp. 62%)	1/3 (33%, exp. 50%)
GFI	11/12 (92%, exp. 83%)	5/6 (83%, exp. 83%)
Pick-up	3/5 (60%, exp. 63%)	4/6 (67%, exp. 44%)
Catch	1/3 (33%, exp. 28%)	3/5 (60%, exp. 40%)
Pass	–	1/1 (100%, exp. 17%)
Block 1 die	16 · defender down 6, blocker down 1	5 · defender down 1, blocker down 2
Block 2 dice	32 · defender down 15, blocker down 3	62 · defender down 46, blocker down 5
Block 3 dice	–	7 · defender down 5, blocker down 0
Block 2 red	–	1 · defender down 0, blocker down 1
Re-rolls used on	Dodge 6, Block 4, GFI 1	Block 6, Dodge 1, GFI 1, Pick-up 1

Compared with their usual game

This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (kesaesa: 15 games this season, 120 in all; Juketius: 12 games this season, 105 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Necromantic 89 games, Khemri 63 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.

	kesaesa	Juketius
Turnovers	7 (season 4.1 · career 4.4 · Necromantic 5.1)	6 (season 6.8 · career 6.7 · Khemri 5.1)
Possession %	43 (season 48.9 · career 42.3 · Necromantic 38.9)	18 (season 26.7 · career 30.8 · Khemri 37.9)
Blocks	44 (season 53.4 · career 48.5 · Necromantic 46.7)	69 (season 48.0 · career 47.0 · Khemri 53.6)
Casualties caused	0 (season 2.2 · career 2.1 · Necromantic 1.7)	2 (season 1.1 · career 1.8 · Khemri 1.8)
Risky dodges (4+)	3 (season 0.7 · career 0.8 · Necromantic 1.1)	2 (season 3.2 · career 2.1 · Khemri 1.9)

Players

Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.

Coach	#	Player	Position	TD	CAS	Blocks	Run	TO	MVP	SPP	Injury
kesaesa	1	Coffin-Banger	Werewolf	0	0	14	8	2		0
kesaesa	2	Graveyard Smasher	Werewolf	0	0	6	0	2		0
kesaesa	3	Boris	Golem	0	0	4	0	0		0
kesaesa	4	Igor	Golem	0	0	4	0	0		0
kesaesa	5	I Do The Bash	Wight	0	0	8	0	0		0
kesaesa	6	I Do The Monster Bash	Wight	0	0	3	0	0		0
kesaesa	8	Electrode Enjoyer II	Ghoul	0	0	2	38	2		0
kesaesa	9	Crypt-Kicker One	Zombie	0	0	1	0	0	⭐	5
kesaesa	10	Crypt-Kicker Two	Zombie	0	0	0	0	0		0	Fractured Leg
kesaesa	11	Crypt-Kicker Three	Zombie	0	0	2	0	0		0
kesaesa	12	Crypt-Kicker Four	Zombie	0	0	0	0	1		0
kesaesa	13	Big Bully	Zombie	0	0	0	0	0		0	Broken Neck
Juketius	1	E36	Mummy	0	1	12	2	0	⭐	7
Juketius	2	Lada 1200	Mummy	0	0	10	0	1		0
Juketius	3	E46	Mummy	0	1	12	0	0		2
Juketius	4	W202	Mummy	0	0	10	0	0		0
Juketius	5	Sierra	Blitzer	0	0	4	0	0		0
Juketius	6	Bedford	Blitzer	2	0	0	26	0		6
Juketius	7	Civic #1	Thrower	0	0	6	0	2		0	☠️ died
Juketius	8	Civic #2	Thrower	0	0	3	26	1		0
Juketius	9	Ibiza	Lineman	0	0	4	0	0		0
Juketius	10	Toledo	Lineman	0	0	5	0	1		0
Juketius	11	Fabia	Lineman	0	0	3	0	1		0

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