Juketius 1–2 Turnipmanager
Season 11, regular season, round 1 · 28 Oct 2026 · match #218 · stadium The Backbone
Juketius · Microsoft Azure (Ogre)
🏈 TD: AzLocal (Snotling)
💥 Casualties caused: SQL (Ogre)
🩹 Own injuries: Solita (Snotling) – ☠️ died; D365 (Snotling) – Badly Hurt; AzLocal (Snotling) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: WAF (Snotling)
📈 SPP: WAF +5, AzLocal +3, SQL +2
Turnipmanager · Sipsinsyöjät (Nurgle)
🏈 TD: Lays Vihaaja (Pestigor) – 2 TDs
💥 Casualties caused: Sipsin pariloija (Rotter)
🩹 Own injuries: Pringleskakku (Warrior) – Broken Neck (-1 AG); Pringleskeisari (Warrior) – Damaged Back (Niggling)
⭐ MVP: Sipsin ahtaaja (Rotter)
📈 SPP: Lays Vihaaja +6 ⬆️ level up!, Sipsin ahtaaja +5, Sipsin pariloija +2
Match summary
| Juketius | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 1 | 2 |
| Casualties caused | 1 | 1 |
| Turnovers | 6 | 3 |
| Blocks | 31 | 27 |
| Possession | 0% of turns | 87% of turns |
| Armour broken | 6 of 30 | 10 of 24 |
| Dice luck | −3.9 (moves +1.3, blocks −0.9, armour −4.2) | +1.0 (moves −0.3, blocks +1.3, armour +0.1) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Juketius | ✖ Foul (sent off) | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Dodge 2+ | ✖ Pass 6+☠️ Solita | 🩹 D365 | |||
| Turnipmanager | ✖ GFI 2+ | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | 🩹 Pringleskakku | ● ball | TD 0–1 | ✖ Block 1D |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Juketius | TD 1–1 | ✖ Catch 6+ | 🩹 AzLocal | ✖ Block 2D | ||||
| Turnipmanager | 🩹 Pringleskeisari | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | TD 1–2 |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 5 · Juketius: Solita was killed
- Turn 1 · Turnipmanager: Pringleskuorrutettu kana failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 4 · Juketius: MEDS failed a 2+ dodge (83% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Juketius · Microsoft Azure
6 turnovers: 2 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge, 1 catch, 1 pass, 1 foul. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Foul (sent off) | – | 0 | PDNS |
| 3 | Block 2D | – | 7 | Microsoft Fabric |
| 4 | Dodge 2+ | – | 1 | MEDS |
| 5 | Pass 6+ | – | 4 | Bomberdribblesnot (star) |
| 13 | Catch 6+ | – | 2 | SQLMI |
| 16 | Block 2D | – | 0 | SQL |
Turnipmanager · Sipsinsyöjät
3 turnovers: 2 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 1 gfi. 3 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GFI 2+ | yes | 10 | Pringleskuorrutettu kana |
| 8 | Block 1D | yes | 1 | Sipsin puraisija |
| 12 | Block 2D | yes | 3 | Pringlespyree |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Juketius | Turnipmanager |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 7/9 (78%, exp. 80%) | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| GFI | 8/9 (89%, exp. 83%) | 1/2 (50%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) | 3/3 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | 1/3 (33%, exp. 50%) | – |
| Pass | 3/4 (75%, exp. 21%) | – |
| Block 1 die | 1 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 | 2 · defender down 1, blocker down 1 |
| Block 2 dice | 31 · defender down 16, blocker down 3 | 17 · defender down 9, blocker down 2 |
| Block 3 dice | 1 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 | 9 · defender down 5, blocker down 0 |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 2, Catch 1, Dodge 1 | Block 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Juketius: 1 game this season, 105 in all; Turnipmanager: 1 game this season, 52 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Ogre 1 game, Nurgle 35 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Juketius | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 6 (season 7.0 · career 6.7 · Ogre 7.0) | 3 (season 8.0 · career 4.8 · Nurgle 5.7) |
| Possession % | 0 (season 25.0 · career 30.9 · Ogre 25.0) | 87 (season 0.0 · career 37.5 · Nurgle 29.3) |
| Blocks | 31 (season 44.0 · career 47.3 · Ogre 44.0) | 27 (season 41.0 · career 38.8 · Nurgle 40.0) |
| Casualties caused | 1 (season 0.0 · career 1.8 · Ogre 0.0) | 1 (season 0.0 · career 1.6 · Nurgle 1.4) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 1 (season 0.0 · career 2.1 · Ogre 0.0) | 0 (season 0.0 · career 1.0 · Nurgle 0.8) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Juketius | 1 | MEDS | Snotling | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 2 | SQLMI | Ogre | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 3 | AAS | Ogre | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 4 | PGSQLDBS | Ogre | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 5 | Microsoft Fabric | Ogre | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 6 | SQL | Ogre | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Juketius | 7 | D365 | Snotling | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Juketius | 8 | Solita | Snotling | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ☠️ died | |
| Juketius | 9 | PDNS | Snotling | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 10 | WAF | Snotling | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Juketius | 11 | AzLocal | Snotling | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 3 | Badly Hurt | |
| Juketius | Bomber Dribblesnot (star) | Star Bomber Dribblesnot | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||
| Turnipmanager | 1 | Pringleskakku | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Broken Neck | |
| Turnipmanager | 2 | Pringleskeitto | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 3 | Pringleskuorrutettu kana | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 4 | Pringleskeisari | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Damaged Back | |
| Turnipmanager | 5 | Lays Vihaaja | Pestigor | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 96 | 0 | 6 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 6 | Pringlespyree | Beast | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 7 | Sipsin ahtaaja | Rotter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Turnipmanager | 8 | Sipsin keittäjä | Rotter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 9 | Sipsin pariloija | Rotter | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 10 | Sipsin silpoja | Rotter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 11 | Sipsin puraisija | Rotter | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
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