Turnipmanager 1–0 Juketius

Season 9, regular season, round 10 · 1 Sep 2025 · match #219 · stadium Basic map

Turnipmanager · Deader Inside (Undead)

🏈 TD: Funny Smooth Head (Ghoul)
💥 Casualties caused: Small Duckie (Ghoul), Gandalf Looking Mofo (Wight)
🩹 Own injuries: Small Duckie (Ghoul) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Little Bunny Toy (Ghoul)
📈 SPP: Little Bunny Toy +5 ⬆️ level up!, Funny Smooth Head +4 ⬆️ level up!, Small Duckie +2, Gandalf Looking Mofo +2 ⬆️ level up!

Juketius · Juken autot (Khemri)

💥 Casualties caused: Civic #2 (Thrower), Fabia (Lineman)
⭐ MVP: Bedford (Blitzer)
📈 SPP: Bedford +5 ⬆️ level up!, Civic #2 +2, Fabia +2 ⬆️ level up!

Match summary

	Turnipmanager	Juketius
Touchdowns	1	0
Casualties caused	2	2
Turnovers	4	7
Blocks	45	66
Possession	25% of turns	43% of turns
Armour broken	14 of 33	12 of 41
Dice luck	+4.2 (moves +4.2, blocks −2.4, armour +2.4)	+3.9 (moves +4.5, blocks −0.8, armour +0.2)

Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.

Match flow

Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.

1st half	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Turnipmanager	● ball	● ball	● ball	● ball	✖ Block 1D	● ball	TD 1–0
Juketius					✖ Block 1D	✖ GFI 2+	● ball	✖ Block 1D

2nd half	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16
Turnipmanager		✖ Block 2D			✖ Block 2D		🩹 Small	✖ Block 2D red
Juketius	✖ Block 3D	● ball	● ball	✖ Block 1D	● ball	● ball	✖ Block 1D	✖ Catch 6+

Nuffle moments

The least likely rolls that decided a turn.

Turn 6 · Juketius: Sierra failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover

Turnovers

Turnipmanager · Deader Inside

4 turnovers: 4 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice). 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
5	Block 1D	–	2	Bald By Choice
10	Block 2D	–	4	Bandana Man's Brother
13	Block 2D	–	3	Diglett's Legs
16	Block 2D red	–	0	Bald By Choice

Juketius · Juken autot

7 turnovers: 5 from blocks (4 on 1 die or red dice), 1 gfi, 1 catch. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
5	Block 1D	–	1	Bedford
6	GFI 2+	–	0	Sierra
8	Block 1D	–	2	Ibiza
9	Block 3D	–	7	E36
12	Block 1D	–	3	Lada 1200
15	Block 1D	–	3	Fabia
16	Catch 6+	–	4	Civic #1

Risk profile

Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).

Roll	Turnipmanager	Juketius
Dodge	13/17 (76%, exp. 64%)	4/5 (80%, exp. 50%)
GFI	7/8 (88%, exp. 83%)	9/10 (90%, exp. 83%)
Pick-up	2/2 (100%, exp. 67%)	2/4 (50%, exp. 50%)
Catch	2/4 (50%, exp. 33%)	2/5 (40%, exp. 23%)
Pass	1/1 (100%, exp. 67%)	–
Block 1 die	11 · defender down 6, blocker down 2	20 · defender down 5, blocker down 7
Block 2 dice	33 · defender down 17, blocker down 3	46 · defender down 25, blocker down 2
Block 3 dice	1 · defender down 0, blocker down 0	4 · defender down 2, blocker down 1
Block 2 red	3 · defender down 0, blocker down 2	3 · defender down 1, blocker down 0
Re-rolls used on	Dodge 4, Block 3, GFI 1	Block 7, Pick-up 2, Dodge 1

Compared with their usual game

This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Turnipmanager: 14 games this season, 52 in all; Juketius: 12 games this season, 105 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Undead 96 games, Khemri 63 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.

	Turnipmanager	Juketius
Turnovers	4 (season 4.0 · career 4.8 · Undead 5.5)	7 (season 6.7 · career 6.7 · Khemri 5.1)
Possession %	25 (season 41.9 · career 38.7 · Undead 38.3)	43 (season 24.6 · career 30.5 · Khemri 37.5)
Blocks	45 (season 41.9 · career 38.4 · Undead 46.7)	66 (season 48.2 · career 47.0 · Khemri 53.7)
Casualties caused	2 (season 2.1 · career 1.5 · Undead 2.2)	2 (season 1.1 · career 1.8 · Khemri 1.8)
Risky dodges (4+)	2 (season 1.2 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6)	4 (season 3.0 · career 2.0 · Khemri 1.8)

Players

Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.

Coach	#	Player	Position	TD	CAS	Blocks	Passes	Catches	Run	TO	MVP	SPP	Injury
Turnipmanager	1	Waffles in Chicken	Zombie	0	0	1	0	0	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	4	Bald By Choice	Zombie	0	0	4	0	0	0	2		0
Turnipmanager	5	Frankenstein's Dad	Zombie	0	0	3	0	0	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	6	Shiny Eye Piplup	Ghoul	0	0	3	0	1	22	0		0
Turnipmanager	7	Small Duckie	Ghoul	0	1	1	0	0	0	0		2	Badly Hurt
Turnipmanager	8	Gandalf Looking Mofo	Wight	0	1	6	0	0	0	0		2
Turnipmanager	9	Saruman Looking Mofo	Wight	0	0	1	0	0	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	10	Diglett's Legs	Mummy	0	0	6	0	0	0	1		0
Turnipmanager	11	Bandana Man's Brother	Mummy	0	0	9	0	0	0	1		0
Turnipmanager	12	Little Bunny Toy	Ghoul	0	0	4	0	0	4	0	⭐	5
Turnipmanager	13	Funny Smooth Head	Ghoul	1	0	7	1	0	26	0		4
Juketius	1	E36	Mummy	0	0	9	0	0	0	1		0
Juketius	2	Lada 1200	Mummy	0	0	10	0	0	0	1		0
Juketius	3	E46	Mummy	0	0	11	0	0	0	0		0
Juketius	4	W202	Mummy	0	0	8	0	0	0	0		0
Juketius	5	Sierra	Blitzer	0	0	5	0	0	0	1		0
Juketius	6	Bedford	Blitzer	0	0	6	0	0	36	1	⭐	5
Juketius	7	Civic #1	Thrower	0	0	2	0	0	0	1		0
Juketius	8	Civic #2	Thrower	0	1	2	0	0	10	0		2
Juketius	9	Ibiza	Lineman	0	0	2	0	0	0	1		0
Juketius	10	Toledo	Lineman	0	0	7	0	0	0	0		0
Juketius	11	Fabia	Lineman	0	1	4	0	0	0	1		2

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