kesaesa 4–0 Demomancer
Season 10, regular season, round 2 · 25 Feb 2026 · match #282 · stadium Liskodisco
kesaesa · J Liskolaisen Discoliskot (Lizardmen)
🏈 TD: Skitta ja Vahvarimies (Skink) – 2 TDs, Poistunut Mielimies (Skink), Tahdoton Asemies (Skink)
💥 Casualties caused: Historioitu Mennytmies (Saurus), Lipova Liskomies (Saurus), UudenEnglannin Nahkamies (Saurus)
⭐ MVP: Tunnettu Markkumies (Saurus)
📈 SPP: Skitta ja Vahvarimies +6 ⬆️ level up!, Tunnettu Markkumies +5, Poistunut Mielimies +3, Tahdoton Asemies +3 ⬆️ level up!, Historioitu Mennytmies +2, Lipova Liskomies +2, UudenEnglannin Nahkamies +2 ⬆️ level up!
Demomancer · The Unexpected Ones (Human)
🩹 Own injuries: Baron Hoffenmiester (Lineman) – Broken Jaw (misses next game); Eisenhorn (Blitzer) – Smashed Hip (-1 MA); Czevak (Lineman) – Broken Jaw (misses next game)
⭐ MVP: Baron Hoffenmiester (Lineman)
📈 SPP: Baron Hoffenmiester +5, Fyodor Karamazov +2
Match summary
| kesaesa | Demomancer | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 4 | 0 |
| Casualties caused | 3 | 0 |
| Turnovers | 3 | 12 |
| Blocks | 44 | 21 |
| Possession | 62% of turns | 18% of turns |
| Armour broken | 13 of 39 | 1 of 16 |
| Dice luck | +6.9 (moves +1.0, blocks +3.7, armour +2.2) | −2.7 (moves +0.5, blocks −0.6, armour −2.7) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | ✖ Pick-up 3+ | ✖ Pick-up 3+ | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | TD 1–0 |
| Demomancer | 🩹 Baron | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Dodge 3+ | 🩹 Czevak | ✖ Dodge 3+ | 🩹 Eisenhorn | ● ball |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | ✖ Block 2D | ● ball | TD 2–0 | TD 3–0 | TD 4–0 | |||
| Demomancer | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Catch 3+ | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Pass 4+ | ✖ Pass 4+ | ✖ Block 2D |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 13 · Demomancer: Voke failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 1 · kesaesa: Tahdoton Asemies failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 2 · kesaesa: Tahdoton Asemies failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 2 · Demomancer: Agmar failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 3 · Demomancer: Tyrus failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
kesaesa · J Liskolaisen Discoliskot
3 turnovers: 1 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 2 pick-ups. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pick-up 3+ | yes | 1 | Tahdoton Asemies |
| 2 | Pick-up 3+ | – | 2 | Tahdoton Asemies |
| 11 | Block 2D | – | 2 | Tunnettu Markkumies |
Demomancer · The Unexpected Ones
11 turnovers: 1 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 6 dodges, 1 gfi, 1 catch, 2 passs. 5 with the team re-roll still unused, 4 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Dodge 3+ | yes | 3 | Agmar |
| 3 | Dodge 3+ | yes | 3 | Tyrus |
| 5 | Dodge 3+ | – | 1 | Titus Endor |
| 9 | Dodge 3+ | – | 0 | Covenant |
| 10 | Dodge 3+ | – | 1 | Tyrus |
| 11 | Catch 3+ | yes | 5 | Tyrus |
| 12 | Dodge 3+ | yes | 2 | Fyodor Karamazov |
| 13 | GFI 2+ | yes | 3 | Voke |
| 14 | Pass 4+ | – | 6 | Fyodor Karamazov |
| 15 | Pass 4+ | – | 5 | Fyodor Karamazov |
| 16 | Block 2D | – | 7 | Fyodor Karamazov |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | kesaesa | Demomancer |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) | 24/38 (63%, exp. 67%) |
| GFI | 1/1 (100%, exp. 83%) | 10/11 (91%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 3/6 (50%, exp. 67%) | 4/4 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | 2/2 (100%, exp. 50%) | 3/5 (60%, exp. 63%) |
| Pass | – | 3/8 (38%, exp. 48%) |
| Block 1 die | – | 5 · defender down 4, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 dice | 38 · defender down 24, blocker down 2 | 18 · defender down 10, blocker down 1 |
| Block 3 dice | 9 · defender down 5, blocker down 0 | – |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 3, Pick-up 1 | Dodge 7, Pass 3, Block 2, Catch 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (kesaesa: 11 games this season, 120 in all; Demomancer: 10 games this season, 39 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Lizardmen 84 games, Human 85 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| kesaesa | Demomancer | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 3 (season 3.7 · career 4.5 · Lizardmen 4.9) | 12 (season 6.2 · career 5.6 · Human 5.6) |
| Possession % | 62 (season 44.2 · career 42.1 · Lizardmen 40.9) | 18 (season 43.1 · career 35.8 · Human 37.5) |
| Blocks | 44 (season 52.6 · career 48.5 · Lizardmen 46.6) | 21 (season 37.4 · career 44.5 · Human 38.9) |
| Casualties caused | 3 (season 2.3 · career 2.0 · Lizardmen 2.0) | 0 (season 1.7 · career 1.5 · Human 1.8) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 0 (season 0.2 · career 0.8 · Lizardmen 0.4) | 2 (season 1.6 · career 1.3 · Human 1.4) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | 1 | Hopeinen Discomies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 2 | Lipova Liskomies | Saurus | 0 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| kesaesa | 3 | Ilosta Syntyvä Uusimies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 4 | UudenEnglannin Nahkamies | Saurus | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| kesaesa | 5 | Historioitu Mennytmies | Saurus | 0 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| kesaesa | 6 | Tunnettu Markkumies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| kesaesa | 7 | Löytynyt Naismies | Skink | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 8 | Poistunut Mielimies | Skink | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 3 | ||
| kesaesa | 9 | Skitta ja Vahvarimies | Skink | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 42 | 0 | 6 | ||
| kesaesa | 10 | Tahdoton Asemies | Skink | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 44 | 2 | 3 | ||
| kesaesa | 11 | Kumman Tuttu Kaunismies | Skink | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Demomancer | 1 | Eisenhorn | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Smashed Hip | |
| Demomancer | 2 | Baron Hoffenmiester | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | Broken Jaw |
| Demomancer | 3 | Tyrus | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | ||
| Demomancer | 4 | Voke | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Demomancer | 5 | Fyodor Karamazov | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 4 | 2 | ||
| Demomancer | 6 | Titus Endor | Catcher | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 30 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Demomancer | 7 | Raum Grumman | Catcher | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Demomancer | 9 | Agmar | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Demomancer | 10 | Covenant | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Demomancer | 11 | Czevak | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Broken Jaw | |
| Demomancer | 12 | Drogan | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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