Demomancer 0–2 Turnipmanager
Season 9, regular season, round 5 · 15 Jul 2025 · match #285 · stadium Hairball
Demomancer · Band of Edgy Hairy Elves (Norse)
💥 Casualties caused: Celebrimbor (Ulfwerener)
🩹 Own injuries: Curufin (Ulfwerener) – Smashed Hand (misses next game); Fingolfin (Lineman) – Badly Hurt; Turgon (Lineman) – Badly Hurt; Finarfin (Lineman) – Damaged Back (Niggling)
⭐ MVP: Curufin (Ulfwerener)
📈 SPP: Curufin +5, Celebrimbor +2, Maglor +1
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside (Undead)
🏈 TD: Funny Smooth Head (Ghoul), Shiny Eye Piplup (Ghoul)
💥 Casualties caused: Small Duckie (Ghoul), Gandalf Looking Mofo (Wight), Diglett's Legs (Mummy)
🩹 Own injuries: Chinless (Zombie) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Bald By Choice (Zombie)
📈 SPP: Bald By Choice +5, Funny Smooth Head +3 ⬆️ level up!, Shiny Eye Piplup +3, Small Duckie +2, Gandalf Looking Mofo +2, Diglett's Legs +2
Match summary
| Demomancer | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 0 | 2 |
| Casualties caused | 1 | 3 |
| Turnovers | 7 | 3 |
| Blocks | 40 | 30 |
| Possession | 25% of turns | 68% of turns |
| Armour broken | 3 of 20 | 13 of 28 |
| Dice luck | −3.4 (moves +2.8, blocks −3.2, armour −3.1) | −1.4 (moves −1.3, blocks −0.2, armour +0.1) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Demomancer | 🩹 Fingolfin | ● ball | ✖ Dodge 3+🩹 Turgon | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Block 1D🩹 Finarfin | ✖ Dodge 4+ | |
| Turnipmanager | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Dodge 3+ | 🩹 Chinless | ● ball | TD 0–1 |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Demomancer | ✖ Dodge 4+ | 🩹 Curufin | ✖ Pass 4+ | ● ball | ||||
| Turnipmanager | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | ● ball | ● ball | TD 0–2 |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 4 · Demomancer: Amrod failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 3 · Demomancer: Turgon failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 5 · Turnipmanager: Small Duckie failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Demomancer · Band of Edgy Hairy Elves
7 turnovers: 2 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice), 3 dodges, 1 gfi, 1 pass. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Dodge 3+ | – | 3 | Turgon |
| 4 | GFI 2+ | – | 2 | Amrod |
| 6 | Block 1D | – | 1 | Celegorm |
| 7 | Block 1D | – | 4 | Finarfin |
| 8 | Dodge 4+ | – | 1 | Celegorm |
| 10 | Dodge 4+ | – | 1 | Celebrimbor |
| 15 | Pass 4+ | – | 4 | Amras |
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside
3 turnovers: 2 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | Block 2D | – | 4 | Diglett's Legs |
| 5 | Dodge 3+ | – | 5 | Small Duckie |
| 12 | Block 2D | yes | 2 | Diglett's Legs |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Demomancer | Turnipmanager |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 10/14 (71%, exp. 60%) | 3/6 (50%, exp. 67%) |
| GFI | 11/13 (85%, exp. 83%) | 2/3 (67%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/2 (100%, exp. 67%) | 2/2 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | 1/2 (50%, exp. 67%) | – |
| Pass | 1/2 (50%, exp. 58%) | – |
| Block 1 die | 18 · defender down 5, blocker down 5 | – |
| Block 2 dice | 26 · defender down 13, blocker down 1 | 31 · defender down 17, blocker down 3 |
| Block 3 dice | – | 1 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 red | 1 · defender down 0, blocker down 0 | – |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 5, Catch 1, Dodge 1, GFI 1 | Block 2, Dodge 2, GFI 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Demomancer: 12 games this season, 39 in all; Turnipmanager: 14 games this season, 52 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Norse 67 games, Undead 96 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Demomancer | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 7 (season 5.8 · career 5.7 · Norse 4.7) | 3 (season 4.1 · career 4.8 · Undead 5.5) |
| Possession % | 25 (season 31.3 · career 35.7 · Norse 40.4) | 68 (season 38.9 · career 37.9 · Undead 37.9) |
| Blocks | 40 (season 48.3 · career 44.0 · Norse 55.4) | 30 (season 43.0 · career 38.7 · Undead 46.8) |
| Casualties caused | 1 (season 1.6 · career 1.5 · Norse 1.9) | 3 (season 2.1 · career 1.5 · Undead 2.2) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 5 (season 1.2 · career 1.2 · Norse 0.6) | 0 (season 1.4 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Demomancer | 1 | Curufin | Ulfwerener | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | Smashed Hand |
| Demomancer | 2 | Celebrimbor | Ulfwerener | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Demomancer | 4 | Maglor | Berserker | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | ||
| Demomancer | 5 | Amrod | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Demomancer | 6 | Amras | Runner | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Demomancer | 7 | Celegorm | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Demomancer | 8 | Maedhros | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Demomancer | 9 | Finarfin | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Damaged Back | |
| Demomancer | 10 | Fingolfin | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Demomancer | 11 | Turgon | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Demomancer | 12 | Celeborn | Runner | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 1 | Calcium | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 2 | Boned Bandana | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 3 | Chinless | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Turnipmanager | 4 | Bald By Choice | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Turnipmanager | 5 | Frankenstein's Dad | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 6 | Shiny Eye Piplup | Ghoul | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 7 | Small Duckie | Ghoul | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 8 | Gandalf Looking Mofo | Wight | 0 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 9 | Saruman Looking Mofo | Wight | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 10 | Diglett's Legs | Mummy | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 11 | Bandana Man's Brother | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 12 | Little Bunny Toy | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 13 | Funny Smooth Head | Ghoul | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 42 | 0 | 3 |
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