Demomancer 0–2 Kinkykiller
Season 9, regular season, round 3 · 25 Jun 2025 · match #288 · stadium Hairball
Demomancer · Band of Edgy Hairy Elves (Norse)
💥 Casualties caused: Curufin (Ulfwerener), Turgon (Lineman)
🩹 Own injuries: Celebrimbor (Ulfwerener) – Badly Hurt; Maedhros (Lineman) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Celegorm (Lineman)
📈 SPP: Celegorm +5 ⬆️ level up!, Curufin +2, Turgon +2
Kinkykiller · Whoman? (Human)
🏈 TD: Mr. Alzheimer (Thrower), Comatoser (Catcher)
💥 Casualties caused: Pnemoniman (Lineman)
🩹 Own injuries: Dr. Estranged (Blitzer) – Gouged Eye (misses next game); Jorg Valdred (Lineman) – Smashed Knee (Niggling)
⭐ MVP: Dr. Estranged (Blitzer)
📈 SPP: Dr. Estranged +5 ⬆️ level up!, Mr. Alzheimer +3, Comatoser +3, Pnemoniman +2, Mr. Parkinson +1
Match summary
| Demomancer | Kinkykiller | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 0 | 2 |
| Casualties caused | 2 | 1 |
| Turnovers | 5 | 3 |
| Blocks | 51 | 36 |
| Possession | 25% of turns | 50% of turns |
| Armour broken | 7 of 34 | 12 of 31 |
| Dice luck | −4.3 (moves +0.2, blocks −2.1, armour −2.4) | +8.4 (moves +2.2, blocks +6.6, armour −0.4) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Demomancer | 🩹 Celebrimbor | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ● ball | ● ball | ||||
| Kinkykiller | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | TD 0–1 | ● ball |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Demomancer | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Pick-up 3+ | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Dodge 3+🩹 Maedhros | |
| Kinkykiller | 🩹 Jorg | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ● ball | ✖ Catch 4+🩹 Dr. | TD 0–2 |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 10 · Kinkykiller: The Flatulender failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 5 · Demomancer: Maglor failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 10 · Demomancer: Amras failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 16 · Demomancer: Maedhros failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Demomancer · Band of Edgy Hairy Elves
5 turnovers: 2 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 2 dodges, 1 pick-up. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 2 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Dodge 3+ | – | 1 | Maglor |
| 9 | Block 2D | – | 6 | Curufin |
| 10 | Pick-up 3+ | – | 2 | Amras |
| 14 | Block 1D | – | 3 | Amras |
| 16 | Dodge 3+ | – | 6 | Maedhros |
Kinkykiller · Whoman?
3 turnovers: 1 dodge, 1 gfi, 1 catch. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | GFI 2+ | – | 4 | The Flatulender |
| 12 | Dodge 4+ | yes | 4 | Mr. Alzheimer |
| 15 | Catch 4+ | – | 3 | Cataract |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Demomancer | Kinkykiller |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 3/7 (43%, exp. 67%) | 11/15 (73%, exp. 63%) |
| GFI | 4/4 (100%, exp. 83%) | 9/11 (82%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/3 (67%, exp. 67%) | 6/8 (75%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | 3/4 (75%, exp. 50%) | 2/6 (33%, exp. 61%) |
| Pass | – | 2/2 (100%, exp. 58%) |
| Block 1 die | 13 · defender down 7, blocker down 2 | 3 · defender down 2, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 dice | 41 · defender down 22, blocker down 5 | 34 · defender down 26, blocker down 1 |
| Block 2 red | 3 · defender down 2, blocker down 0 | – |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 6, Dodge 2 | Catch 3, Dodge 3, Pick-up 2, Block 1, GFI 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Demomancer: 12 games this season, 39 in all; Kinkykiller: 13 games this season, 107 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Norse 67 games, Human 85 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Demomancer | Kinkykiller | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 5 (season 6.0 · career 5.7 · Norse 4.7) | 3 (season 6.2 · career 5.8 · Human 5.7) |
| Possession % | 25 (season 31.3 · career 35.7 · Norse 40.4) | 50 (season 38.2 · career 39.3 · Human 37.2) |
| Blocks | 51 (season 47.4 · career 43.7 · Norse 55.2) | 36 (season 45.2 · career 49.5 · Human 38.7) |
| Casualties caused | 2 (season 1.5 · career 1.5 · Norse 1.9) | 1 (season 1.7 · career 1.9 · Human 1.8) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 0 (season 1.6 · career 1.3 · Norse 0.7) | 2 (season 0.7 · career 1.0 · Human 1.4) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Demomancer | 1 | Curufin | Ulfwerener | 0 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Demomancer | 2 | Celebrimbor | Ulfwerener | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Demomancer | 3 | Caranthir | Berserker | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Demomancer | 4 | Maglor | Berserker | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Demomancer | 5 | Amrod | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Demomancer | 6 | Amras | Runner | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Demomancer | 7 | Celegorm | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Demomancer | 8 | Maedhros | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Demomancer | 9 | Finarfin | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Demomancer | 10 | Fingolfin | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Demomancer | 11 | Turgon | Lineman | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 1 | Dr. Estranged | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | Gouged Eye |
| Kinkykiller | 2 | Incontinender | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 3 | Cataract | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 4 | The Flatulender | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 5 | Mr. Parkinson | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 1 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 6 | Mr. Alzheimer | Thrower | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 7 | Jorg Valdred | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Smashed Knee | |
| Kinkykiller | 8 | The Osteoporoser | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 9 | Comatoser | Catcher | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 38 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 10 | Kidney Rock | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 11 | Pnemoniman | Lineman | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
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