Kinkykiller 1–2 kesaesa
Season 10, regular season, round 3 · 12 Mar 2026 · match #311 · stadium Dörf
Kinkykiller · The Inconveniences (Undead)
🏈 TD: Leper-a-chaun (Ghoul)
💥 Casualties caused: Mediumpox (Ghoul)
🩹 Own injuries: Yeast groin (Ghoul) – Smashed Collarbone (-1 ST)
⭐ MVP: Hack Enslash (star) (Star Hack Enslash)
📈 SPP: Hack Enslash (star) +5, Leper-a-chaun +3, Mediumpox +2
kesaesa · J Liskolaisen Discoliskot (Lizardmen)
🏈 TD: Tahdoton Asemies (Skink), Poistunut Mielimies (Skink)
💥 Casualties caused: Lipova Liskomies (Saurus), Löytynyt Naismies (Skink)
🩹 Own injuries: Kumman Tuttu Kaunismies (Skink) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Hopeinen Discomies (Saurus)
📈 SPP: Hopeinen Discomies +5 ⬆️ level up!, Tahdoton Asemies +3, Poistunut Mielimies +3 ⬆️ level up!, Lipova Liskomies +2, Löytynyt Naismies +2
Match summary
| Kinkykiller | kesaesa | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 1 | 2 |
| Casualties caused | 1 | 2 |
| Turnovers | 10 | 6 |
| Blocks | 37 | 52 |
| Possession | 18% of turns | 62% of turns |
| Armour broken | 5 of 24 | 13 of 39 |
| Dice luck | −4.7 (moves +1.8, blocks −5.6, armour −1.0) | −7.0 (moves −2.5, blocks −3.7, armour −0.8) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Dodge 3+ | |||||
| kesaesa | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Catch 3+ | ✖ Pick-up 3+ | TD 0–1 |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | ● ball | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Block 2D🩹 Yeast | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ GFI 2+ | TD 1–2✖ GFI 2+ |
| kesaesa | ✖ Block 2D🩹 Kumman | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | TD 0–2 | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Catch 6+ |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 15 · Kinkykiller: Inflamed Nostril failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 16 · Kinkykiller: Inflamed Nostril failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 5 · Kinkykiller: Mediumpox failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 6 · kesaesa: Poistunut Mielimies failed a 3+ catch (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 7 · kesaesa: Tahdoton Asemies failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Kinkykiller · The Inconveniences
10 turnovers: 6 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice), 2 dodges, 2 gfis. 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 5 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Block 2D | yes | 2 | Bruised Pelvis |
| 4 | Block 1D | – | 4 | Live Aids |
| 5 | Dodge 3+ | – | 1 | Mediumpox |
| 10 | Block 1D | yes | 4 | Inflamed Nostril |
| 11 | Block 2D | – | 6 | Yeast groin |
| 12 | Block 2D | – | 4 | Leper-a-chaun |
| 13 | Dodge 3+ | – | 5 | Leper-a-chaun |
| 14 | Block 2D | – | 6 | Rabies Babies |
| 15 | GFI 2+ | – | 7 | Inflamed Nostril |
| 16 | GFI 2+ | – | 9 | Inflamed Nostril |
kesaesa · J Liskolaisen Discoliskot
6 turnovers: 3 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 pick-up, 2 catchs. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | Catch 3+ | – | 2 | Poistunut Mielimies |
| 7 | Pick-up 3+ | – | 3 | Tahdoton Asemies |
| 11 | Block 2D | – | 1 | Kumman Tuttu Kaunismies |
| 13 | Block 2D | – | 3 | Hopeinen Discomies |
| 15 | Block 2D | – | 2 | Hopeinen Discomies |
| 16 | Catch 6+ | – | 5 | Tunnettu Markkumies |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Kinkykiller | kesaesa |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 5/9 (56%, exp. 63%) | 6/8 (75%, exp. 67%) |
| GFI | 18/21 (86%, exp. 83%) | 3/3 (100%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) | 4/7 (57%, exp. 64%) |
| Catch | 0/1 (0%, exp. 33%) | 0/5 (0%, exp. 47%) |
| Block 1 die | 13 · defender down 7, blocker down 5 | – |
| Block 2 dice | 31 · defender down 10, blocker down 8 | 56 · defender down 26, blocker down 8 |
| Block 3 dice | – | 1 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 7, Dodge 2, GFI 1 | Block 5, Dodge 2, Pick-up 2, Catch 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Kinkykiller: 10 games this season, 107 in all; kesaesa: 11 games this season, 120 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Undead 96 games, Lizardmen 84 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Kinkykiller | kesaesa | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 10 (season 5.8 · career 5.8 · Undead 5.4) | 6 (season 3.5 · career 4.4 · Lizardmen 4.8) |
| Possession % | 18 (season 40.8 · career 39.6 · Undead 38.4) | 62 (season 44.2 · career 42.1 · Lizardmen 40.9) |
| Blocks | 37 (season 48.6 · career 49.5 · Undead 46.8) | 52 (season 51.9 · career 48.4 · Lizardmen 46.5) |
| Casualties caused | 1 (season 1.3 · career 1.9 · Undead 2.2) | 2 (season 2.4 · career 2.0 · Lizardmen 2.0) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 2 (season 1.4 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6) | 0 (season 0.2 · career 0.8 · Lizardmen 0.4) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | 1 | The Colored Death | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 2 | Rabies Babies | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 3 | Live Aids | Wight | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 4 | Beethrax | Wight | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 5 | Mediumpox | Ghoul | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 6 | Leper-a-chaun | Ghoul | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 2 | 3 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 7 | Inflamed Nostril | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 8 | Bruised Pelvis | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 9 | Hemorrhoid | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 10 | Lactose Intolerance | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 11 | Hairy Eyeballs | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 12 | Yeast groin | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Smashed Collarbone | |
| Kinkykiller | Hack Enslash (star) | Star Hack Enslash | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | ||
| kesaesa | 1 | J. Liskolainen | Kroxigor | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 2 | Hopeinen Discomies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| kesaesa | 3 | Lipova Liskomies | Saurus | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| kesaesa | 4 | Ilosta Syntyvä Uusimies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 5 | UudenEnglannin Nahkamies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 6 | Historioitu Mennytmies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 7 | Tunnettu Markkumies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 8 | Poistunut Mielimies | Skink | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 3 | ||
| kesaesa | 9 | Skitta ja Vahvarimies | Skink | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 10 | Tahdoton Asemies | Skink | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 72 | 1 | 3 | ||
| kesaesa | 11 | Kumman Tuttu Kaunismies | Skink | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| kesaesa | 12 | Löytynyt Naismies | Skink | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
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