kesaesa 1–0 Turnipmanager
Season 9, playoffs · 26 Nov 2025 · match #336 · stadium Castle East
kesaesa · Do The Blood Bowl Mash (Necromantic)
🏈 TD: Transylvania Twister (Ghoul)
💥 Casualties caused: Coffin-Banger (Werewolf), I Do The Bash (Wight)
🩹 Own injuries: Transylvania Twister (Ghoul) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Igor (Golem)
📈 SPP: Igor +5 ⬆️ level up!, Transylvania Twister +3 ⬆️ level up!, Coffin-Banger +2, I Do The Bash +2
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside (Undead)
💥 Casualties caused: Gandalf Looking Mofo (Wight)
🩹 Own injuries: Small Duckie (Ghoul) – Fractured Arm (misses next game)
⭐ MVP: Saruman Looking Mofo (Wight)
📈 SPP: Saruman Looking Mofo +5 ⬆️ level up!, Gandalf Looking Mofo +2, Shiny Eye Piplup +1
Match summary
| kesaesa | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 1 | 0 |
| Casualties caused | 2 | 1 |
| Turnovers | 1 | 5 |
| Blocks | 66 | 48 |
| Possession | 37% of turns | 43% of turns |
| Armour broken | 10 of 33 | 7 of 23 |
| Dice luck | −5.3 (moves +4.0, blocks −8.4, armour −0.9) | +2.2 (moves +3.8, blocks −1.2, armour −0.4) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | TD 1–0 |
| Turnipmanager | ✖ Block 2D red | 🩹 Small | ✖ Block 1D | ● ball |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | 🩹 Transylvania | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ||||||
| Turnipmanager | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | ● ball | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ● ball | ✖ Pick-up 6+ |
Turnovers
kesaesa · Do The Blood Bowl Mash
1 turnover: 1 dodge. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 | Dodge 4+ | yes | 1 | Crypt-Kicker Four |
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside
5 turnovers: 3 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge, 1 pick-up. 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 2 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Block 2D red | yes | 2 | Waffles in Chicken |
| 7 | Block 1D | yes | 1 | Bald By Choice |
| 12 | Block 2D | – | 8 | Frankenstein's Dad |
| 14 | Dodge 4+ | – | 3 | Nekbrekerekh (star) |
| 16 | Pick-up 6+ | – | 5 | Little Bunny Toy |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | kesaesa | Turnipmanager |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 13/16 (81%, exp. 64%) | 8/11 (73%, exp. 55%) |
| GFI | 3/3 (100%, exp. 83%) | 7/7 (100%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/2 (100%, exp. 67%) | 2/5 (40%, exp. 40%) |
| Catch | 0/3 (0%, exp. 17%) | 1/3 (33%, exp. 50%) |
| Pass | – | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| Block 1 die | 11 · defender down 5, blocker down 1 | 7 · defender down 2, blocker down 1 |
| Block 2 dice | 60 · defender down 26, blocker down 2 | 41 · defender down 19, blocker down 3 |
| Block 2 red | 1 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 | 3 · defender down 1, blocker down 2 |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 6, Dodge 2, Catch 1 | Block 3, Dodge 2, Pick-up 2, Catch 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (kesaesa: 15 games this season, 120 in all; Turnipmanager: 14 games this season, 52 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Necromantic 89 games, Undead 96 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| kesaesa | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 1 (season 4.5 · career 4.5 · Necromantic 5.2) | 5 (season 3.9 · career 4.8 · Undead 5.5) |
| Possession % | 37 (season 49.3 · career 42.3 · Necromantic 39.0) | 43 (season 40.6 · career 38.4 · Undead 38.1) |
| Blocks | 66 (season 51.9 · career 48.3 · Necromantic 46.5) | 48 (season 41.7 · career 38.4 · Undead 46.6) |
| Casualties caused | 2 (season 2.1 · career 2.0 · Necromantic 1.7) | 1 (season 2.2 · career 1.6 · Undead 2.2) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 3 (season 0.7 · career 0.8 · Necromantic 1.1) | 5 (season 1.0 · career 0.9 · Undead 1.6) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | 1 | Coffin-Banger | Werewolf | 0 | 1 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| kesaesa | 2 | Graveyard Smasher | Werewolf | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 3 | Boris | Golem | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 4 | Igor | Golem | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| kesaesa | 5 | I Do The Bash | Wight | 0 | 1 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| kesaesa | 6 | I Do The Monster Bash | Wight | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 7 | Transylvania Twister | Ghoul | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40 | 0 | 3 | Badly Hurt | |
| kesaesa | 8 | Electrode Enjoyer II | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 9 | Crypt-Kicker One | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 10 | Crypt-Kicker Two | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 11 | Crypt-Kicker Three | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 12 | Crypt-Kicker Four | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 13 | Big Bully | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 1 | Waffles in Chicken | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 2 | Decap Mate | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 4 | Bald By Choice | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 5 | Frankenstein's Dad | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 6 | Shiny Eye Piplup | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 52 | 0 | 1 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 7 | Small Duckie | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Fractured Arm | |
| Turnipmanager | 8 | Gandalf Looking Mofo | Wight | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 9 | Saruman Looking Mofo | Wight | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Turnipmanager | 10 | Diglett's Legs | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 11 | Bandana Man's Brother | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 12 | Little Bunny Toy | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 13 | Funny Smooth Head | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | Setekh (star) | Star Setekh | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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