kesaesa 0–0 Kinkykiller
Season 9, regular season, round 9 · 28 Aug 2025 · match #339 · stadium Castle East
kesaesa · Do The Blood Bowl Mash (Necromantic)
💥 Casualties caused: I Do The Bash (Wight) – 2 casualties, Crypt-Kicker One (Zombie), Crypt-Kicker Two (Zombie)
🩹 Own injuries: Crypt-Kicker Three (Zombie) – Badly Hurt; Transylvania Twister (Ghoul) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Crypt-Kicker Four (Zombie)
📈 SPP: Crypt-Kicker Four +5, I Do The Bash +4, Crypt-Kicker One +2, Crypt-Kicker Two +2
Kinkykiller · Whoman? (Human)
💥 Casualties caused: Pnemoniman (Lineman), Incontinender (Blitzer)
🩹 Own injuries: 4-Stroker (Lineman) – Badly Hurt; Mr. Alzheimer (Thrower) – Smashed Ankle (-1 MA); Comatoser (Catcher) – Smashed Hand (misses next game); Insulinium (Catcher) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Pnemoniman (Lineman)
📈 SPP: Pnemoniman +7 ⬆️ level up!, Incontinender +2 ⬆️ level up!, Mr. Parkinson +1
Match summary
| kesaesa | Kinkykiller | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 0 | 0 |
| Casualties caused | 4 | 2 |
| Turnovers | 6 | 10 |
| Blocks | 54 | 53 |
| Possession | 12% of turns | 31% of turns |
| Armour broken | 10 of 42 | 12 of 36 |
| Dice luck | −6.2 (moves −0.8, blocks −2.0, armour −3.3) | +1.2 (moves +2.3, blocks −2.5, armour +1.4) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | 🩹 Transylvania | ✖ Pick-up 3+ | ||||||
| Kinkykiller | ✖ Block 2D | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Block 1D🩹 Mr. | ✖ Dodge 3+🩹 Comatoser | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Pick-up 3+ | ✖ GFI 2+ |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | ✖ Block 2D | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Block 2D🩹 Crypt-Kicker | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | |
| Kinkykiller | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Dodge 3+🩹 Insulinium | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Pick-up 3+🩹 4-Stroker |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 6 · Kinkykiller: Mr. Parkinson failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 8 · Kinkykiller: Pnemoniman failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 13 · Kinkykiller: Incontinender failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 5 · Kinkykiller: Cataract failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 6 · kesaesa: I Do The Bash failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
kesaesa · Do The Blood Bowl Mash
6 turnovers: 4 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge, 1 pick-up. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 2 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | Pick-up 3+ | – | 3 | I Do The Bash |
| 9 | Block 2D | – | 5 | Igor |
| 12 | Block 2D | – | 3 | Crypt-Kicker One |
| 13 | Dodge 3+ | – | 2 | I Do The Monster Bash |
| 14 | Block 2D | – | 3 | Crypt-Kicker Three |
| 16 | Block 2D | – | 6 | Crypt-Kicker One |
Kinkykiller · Whoman?
10 turnovers: 3 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice), 2 dodges, 3 gfis, 2 pick-ups. 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 4 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Block 2D | – | 8 | Diaperer |
| 4 | Block 1D | – | 4 | Mr. Alzheimer |
| 5 | Dodge 3+ | yes | 1 | Cataract |
| 6 | GFI 2+ | – | 3 | Mr. Parkinson |
| 7 | Pick-up 3+ | – | 4 | Kidney Rock |
| 8 | GFI 2+ | – | 2 | Pnemoniman |
| 13 | GFI 2+ | – | 8 | Incontinender |
| 14 | Dodge 3+ | yes | 0 | Cataract |
| 15 | Block 1D | – | 6 | Incontinender |
| 16 | Pick-up 3+ | – | 5 | Sclerosis Multiplier |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | kesaesa | Kinkykiller |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 6/9 (67%, exp. 67%) | 6/9 (67%, exp. 67%) |
| GFI | 3/3 (100%, exp. 83%) | 18/24 (75%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/4 (50%, exp. 67%) | 4/6 (67%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | 1/1 (100%, exp. 50%) | 5/6 (83%, exp. 53%) |
| Pass | – | 1/1 (100%, exp. 50%) |
| Block 1 die | 8 · defender down 4, blocker down 0 | 9 · defender down 4, blocker down 2 |
| Block 2 dice | 52 · defender down 27, blocker down 7 | 48 · defender down 27, blocker down 5 |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 6, Dodge 2, Pick-up 1 | Block 4, GFI 3, Catch 1, Dodge 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (kesaesa: 15 games this season, 120 in all; Kinkykiller: 13 games this season, 107 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Necromantic 89 games, Human 85 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| kesaesa | Kinkykiller | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 6 (season 4.1 · career 4.4 · Necromantic 5.1) | 10 (season 5.6 · career 5.8 · Human 5.6) |
| Possession % | 12 (season 50.9 · career 42.5 · Necromantic 39.3) | 31 (season 39.6 · career 39.4 · Human 37.4) |
| Blocks | 54 (season 52.7 · career 48.4 · Necromantic 46.6) | 53 (season 43.8 · career 49.3 · Human 38.5) |
| Casualties caused | 4 (season 1.9 · career 2.0 · Necromantic 1.7) | 2 (season 1.6 · career 1.8 · Human 1.8) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 0 (season 0.9 · career 0.8 · Necromantic 1.2) | 0 (season 0.8 · career 1.0 · Human 1.4) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | 2 | Graveyard Smasher | Werewolf | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 3 | Boris | Golem | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 4 | Igor | Golem | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 5 | I Do The Bash | Wight | 0 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | ||
| kesaesa | 6 | I Do The Monster Bash | Wight | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 7 | Transylvania Twister | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| kesaesa | 8 | Electrode Enjoyer | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 48 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 9 | Crypt-Kicker One | Zombie | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | ||
| kesaesa | 10 | Crypt-Kicker Two | Zombie | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| kesaesa | 11 | Crypt-Kicker Three | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| kesaesa | 12 | Crypt-Kicker Four | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| kesaesa | 13 | Big Bully | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 1 | Dr. Estranged | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 2 | Incontinender | Blitzer | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 3 | Cataract | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 4 | The Flatulender | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 5 | Mr. Parkinson | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 32 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 6 | Mr. Alzheimer | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Smashed Ankle | |
| Kinkykiller | 8 | Sclerosis Multiplier | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 9 | Comatoser | Catcher | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Smashed Hand | |
| Kinkykiller | 10 | Kidney Rock | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 11 | Pnemoniman | Lineman | 0 | 1 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | ⭐ | 7 | |
| Kinkykiller | 12 | Insulinium | Catcher | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Kinkykiller | 13 | Diaperer | Ogre | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 14 | 4-Stroker | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt |
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