Turnipmanager 0–2 kesaesa

Season 10, regular season, round 9 · 30 Apr 2026 · match #353 · stadium Johnson's Backyard

Turnipmanager · Human Wannabes (Orc)

🩹 Own injuries: Flabby Cheeks Rob (Blitzer) – Badly Hurt; Clyde (Blitzer) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Stephen (Lineman)
📈 SPP: Stephen +5 ⬆️ level up!, Roy +1

kesaesa · J Liskolaisen Discoliskot (Lizardmen)

🏈 TD: Ruusukuvioinen Pitsimies (Skink), Löytynyt Naismies (Skink)
💥 Casualties caused: J. Liskolainen (Kroxigor), UudenEnglannin Nahkamies (Saurus), Tunnettu Markkumies (Saurus)
⭐ MVP: J. Liskolainen (Kroxigor)
📈 SPP: J. Liskolainen +7 ⬆️ level up!, Ruusukuvioinen Pitsimies +3 ⬆️ level up!, Löytynyt Naismies +3, UudenEnglannin Nahkamies +2, Tunnettu Markkumies +2

Match summary

	Turnipmanager	kesaesa
Touchdowns	0	2
Casualties caused	0	3
Turnovers	4	2
Blocks	40	62
Possession	31% of turns	31% of turns
Armour broken	4 of 24	11 of 43
Dice luck	+1.9 (moves +3.2, blocks +0.0, armour −1.2)	+5.6 (moves +1.0, blocks +2.2, armour +2.4)

Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.

Match flow

Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.

1st half	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Turnipmanager	🩹 Flabby	● ball	● ball		✖ Block 2D	🩹 Clyde		● ball
kesaesa		✖ Block 2D			● ball	● ball	TD 0–1	✖ Foul (sent off)

2nd half	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16
Turnipmanager	✖ Dodge 3+	✖ Block 1D		● ball	● ball	✖ Catch 4+
kesaesa	● ball	● ball	TD 0–2

Nuffle moments

The least likely rolls that decided a turn.

Turn 9 · Turnipmanager: Robert failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 14 · Turnipmanager: Andrew failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover

Turnovers

Turnipmanager · Human Wannabes

4 turnovers: 2 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge, 1 catch. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
5	Block 2D	–	3	Clyde
9	Dodge 3+	yes	4	Robert
10	Block 1D	–	2	SIR SHATAN
14	Catch 4+	–	5	Andrew

kesaesa · J Liskolaisen Discoliskot

2 turnovers: 1 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 foul. 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
2	Block 2D	yes	2	J. Liskolainen
8	Foul (sent off)	yes	2	Ruusukuvioinen Pitsimies

Risk profile

Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).

Roll	Turnipmanager	kesaesa
Dodge	4/7 (57%, exp. 67%)	2/3 (67%, exp. 67%)
GFI	11/11 (100%, exp. 83%)	–
Pick-up	3/4 (75%, exp. 50%)	1/1 (100%, exp. 50%)
Catch	2/4 (50%, exp. 42%)	1/2 (50%, exp. 25%)
Pass	2/2 (100%, exp. 50%)	–
Block 1 die	11 · defender down 2, blocker down 2	4 · defender down 0, blocker down 0
Block 2 dice	32 · defender down 20, blocker down 3	57 · defender down 38, blocker down 2
Block 3 dice	–	2 · defender down 1, blocker down 0
Block 2 red	2 · defender down 0, blocker down 1	–
Re-rolls used on	Block 5, Dodge 2, Pick-up 1	Block 1, Dodge 1

Compared with their usual game

This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Turnipmanager: 9 games this season, 52 in all; kesaesa: 11 games this season, 120 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Orc 92 games, Lizardmen 84 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.

	Turnipmanager	kesaesa
Turnovers	4 (season 4.1 · career 4.8 · Orc 5.4)	2 (season 3.8 · career 4.5 · Lizardmen 4.9)
Possession %	31 (season 42.3 · career 38.6 · Orc 39.3)	31 (season 47.0 · career 42.4 · Lizardmen 41.2)
Blocks	40 (season 45.9 · career 38.5 · Orc 47.0)	62 (season 51.0 · career 48.3 · Lizardmen 46.4)
Casualties caused	0 (season 2.2 · career 1.6 · Orc 1.5)	3 (season 2.3 · career 2.0 · Lizardmen 2.0)
Risky dodges (4+)	0 (season 0.8 · career 1.0 · Orc 1.1)	0 (season 0.2 · career 0.8 · Lizardmen 0.4)

Players

Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.

Coach	#	Player	Position	TD	CAS	Blocks	Passes	Catches	Run	TO	MVP	SPP	Injury
Turnipmanager	1	Stephen	Lineman	0	0	3	0	0	10	0	⭐	5
Turnipmanager	2	Robert	Lineman	0	0	3	0	1	0	1		0
Turnipmanager	3	Roy	Thrower	0	0	2	1	0	36	0		1
Turnipmanager	4	Carl	Blocker	0	0	9	0	0	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	5	SIR SHATAN	Blocker	0	0	4	0	0	0	1		0
Turnipmanager	6	Connor	Blocker	0	0	3	0	0	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	7	James	Blocker	0	0	9	0	0	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	8	Flabby Cheeks Rob	Blitzer	0	0	1	0	0	0	0		0	Badly Hurt
Turnipmanager	9	Flabak	Lineman	0	0	2	0	0	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	10	Andrew	Blitzer	0	0	3	0	0	0	1		0
Turnipmanager	11	Clyde	Blitzer	0	0	1	0	0	0	1		0	Badly Hurt
kesaesa	1	J. Liskolainen	Kroxigor	0	1	5	0	0	0	1	⭐	7
kesaesa	2	Hopeinen Discomies	Saurus	0	0	5	0	0	0	0		0
kesaesa	3	Lipova Liskomies	Saurus	0	0	11	0	0	0	0		0
kesaesa	4	Ilosta Syntyvä Uusimies	Saurus	0	0	10	0	0	0	0		0
kesaesa	5	UudenEnglannin Nahkamies	Saurus	0	1	10	0	0	0	0		2
kesaesa	6	Historioitu Mennytmies	Saurus	0	0	11	0	0	0	0		0
kesaesa	7	Tunnettu Markkumies	Saurus	0	1	7	0	0	0	0		2
kesaesa	8	Ruusukuvioinen Pitsimies	Skink	1	0	0	0	0	32	1		3
kesaesa	9	Skitta ja Vahvarimies	Skink	0	0	0	0	0	0	0		0
kesaesa	10	Löytynyt Naismies	Skink	1	0	0	0	0	44	0		3
kesaesa	11	Kumman Tuttu Kaunismies	Skink	0	0	3	0	0	0	0		0

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