kesaesa 2–0 Suklaamonni
Season 9, playoffs · 9 Dec 2025 · match #357 · stadium Castle East
kesaesa · Do The Blood Bowl Mash (Necromantic)
🏈 TD: Transylvania Twister (Ghoul) – 2 TDs
💥 Casualties caused: Crypt-Kicker Two (Zombie), Crypt-Kicker Four (Zombie), Transylvania Twister (Ghoul) (1 kill), Graveyard Smasher (Werewolf) – 2 casualties (incl. 2 kills)
🩹 Own injuries: Electrode Enjoyer II (Ghoul) – Badly Hurt
✋ Interception: Crypt-Kicker Two (Zombie)
⭐ MVP: Electrode Enjoyer II (Ghoul)
📈 SPP: Transylvania Twister +8, Electrode Enjoyer II +5, Crypt-Kicker Two +4, Graveyard Smasher +4, Crypt-Kicker Four +2
Suklaamonni · Röinö and 11 dwarves (Chaos Dwarf)
💥 Casualties caused: Sneezy (Blocker)
🩹 Own injuries: Sneezy (Blocker) – ☠️ died; Happy (Blocker) – ☠️ died; VekaraVäkkyrä (Hobgoblin) – ☠️ died; Crunchy (Hobgoblin) – Smashed Collarbone (-1 ST); Doc (Blocker) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Gingerbread (Hobgoblin)
📈 SPP: Gingerbread +5 ⬆️ level up!, Sneezy +2
Match summary
| kesaesa | Suklaamonni | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 2 | 0 |
| Casualties caused | 5 | 1 |
| Turnovers | 5 | 8 |
| Blocks | 64 | 42 |
| Possession | 62% of turns | 6% of turns |
| Armour broken | 15 of 36 | 12 of 28 |
| Dice luck | −0.7 (moves −0.7, blocks −3.9, armour +3.9) | −0.3 (moves −3.3, blocks −1.0, armour +4.0) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ GFI 2+ | ● ball | ● ball | TD 1–0 | |
| Suklaamonni | ✖ Block 2D red | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Catch 3+ | ✖ Block 1D🩹 Doc |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Block 2D | 🩹 Electrode | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Block 1D | TD 2–0 |
| Suklaamonni | ● ball | ✖ GFI 2+🩹 Crunchy | ✖ Dodge 3+☠️ VekaraVäkkyrä | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ☠️ Happy | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ☠️ Sneezy |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 11 · Suklaamonni: VekaraVäkkyrä was killed
- Turn 13 · Suklaamonni: Happy was killed
- Turn 15 · Suklaamonni: Sneezy was killed
- Turn 4 · kesaesa: Graveyard Smasher failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 4 · Suklaamonni: Sleepy failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
kesaesa · Do The Blood Bowl Mash
5 turnovers: 3 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge, 1 gfi. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Block 1D | – | 1 | I Do The Bash |
| 4 | GFI 2+ | – | 6 | Graveyard Smasher |
| 9 | Dodge 3+ | – | 4 | Graveyard Smasher |
| 10 | Block 2D | – | 3 | Crypt-Kicker Four |
| 15 | Block 1D | yes | 1 | Crypt-Kicker One |
Suklaamonni · Röinö and 11 dwarves
8 turnovers: 2 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice), 3 dodges, 2 gfis, 1 catch. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Block 2D red | – | 2 | Grumpy |
| 4 | GFI 2+ | – | 4 | Sleepy |
| 7 | Catch 3+ | yes | 3 | Crunchy |
| 8 | Block 1D | – | 2 | Sähäkkä |
| 10 | GFI 2+ | – | 8 | Punaparta |
| 11 | Dodge 3+ | – | 2 | Pippurinen |
| 12 | Dodge 4+ | – | 2 | Buliukko |
| 14 | Dodge 4+ | – | 4 | Sleepy |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | kesaesa | Suklaamonni |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 6/9 (67%, exp. 67%) | 7/14 (50%, exp. 57%) |
| GFI | 4/6 (67%, exp. 83%) | 14/18 (78%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 4/5 (80%, exp. 67%) | 4/5 (80%, exp. 77%) |
| Catch | 0/1 (0%, exp. 17%) | 0/2 (0%, exp. 42%) |
| Pass | – | 1/2 (50%, exp. 83%) |
| Block 1 die | 21 · defender down 7, blocker down 3 | 9 · defender down 5, blocker down 1 |
| Block 2 dice | 47 · defender down 24, blocker down 1 | 33 · defender down 18, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 red | – | 4 · defender down 0, blocker down 3 |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 4, Dodge 2, GFI 1, Pick-up 1 | Block 4, Dodge 4, GFI 2, Pass 1, Pick-up 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (kesaesa: 15 games this season, 120 in all; Suklaamonni: 11 games this season, 40 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Necromantic 89 games, Chaos Dwarf 91 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| kesaesa | Suklaamonni | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 5 (season 4.2 · career 4.4 · Necromantic 5.1) | 8 (season 6.7 · career 8.1 · Chaos Dwarf 4.1) |
| Possession % | 62 (season 47.6 · career 42.1 · Necromantic 38.7) | 6 (season 41.0 · career 34.1 · Chaos Dwarf 44.7) |
| Blocks | 64 (season 52.1 · career 48.3 · Necromantic 46.5) | 42 (season 52.6 · career 48.1 · Chaos Dwarf 52.1) |
| Casualties caused | 5 (season 1.9 · career 2.0 · Necromantic 1.7) | 1 (season 2.0 · career 1.9 · Chaos Dwarf 2.0) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 0 (season 0.9 · career 0.8 · Necromantic 1.2) | 4 (season 2.8 · career 2.2 · Chaos Dwarf 1.0) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | 1 | Coffin-Banger | Werewolf | 0 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 2 | Graveyard Smasher | Werewolf | 0 | 2 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | ||
| kesaesa | 3 | Boris | Golem | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 4 | Igor | Golem | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 5 | I Do The Bash | Wight | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 6 | I Do The Monster Bash | Wight | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 7 | Transylvania Twister | Ghoul | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 84 | 0 | 8 | ||
| kesaesa | 8 | Electrode Enjoyer II | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | Badly Hurt |
| kesaesa | 9 | Crypt-Kicker One | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 10 | Crypt-Kicker Two | Zombie | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | ||
| kesaesa | 11 | Crypt-Kicker Three | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 12 | Crypt-Kicker Four | Zombie | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| kesaesa | 13 | Big Bully | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 15 | VekaraVäkkyrä | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 1 | VekaraVäkkyrä | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 0 | 0 | ☠️ died | |
| Suklaamonni | 2 | Buliukko | Bullcentaur | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 3 | Doc | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Suklaamonni | 4 | Grumpy | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 5 | Happy | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ☠️ died | |
| Suklaamonni | 6 | Sleepy | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 8 | Sneezy | Blocker | 0 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ☠️ died | |
| Suklaamonni | 9 | Gingerbread | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Suklaamonni | 10 | Crunchy | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Smashed Collarbone | |
| Suklaamonni | 11 | Dopey | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 12 | Punaparta | Bullcentaur | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 13 | Sähäkkä | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 14 | Pippurinen | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
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