kesaesa 2–0 Schlieben
Season 10, regular season, round 8 · 28 Apr 2026 · match #382 · stadium Liskodisco
kesaesa · J Liskolaisen Discoliskot (Lizardmen)
🏈 TD: Ruusukuvioinen Pitsimies (Skink), Löytynyt Naismies (Skink)
💥 Casualties caused: J. Liskolainen (Kroxigor) (1 kill), Löytynyt Naismies (Skink), UudenEnglannin Nahkamies (Saurus) (1 kill), Tunnettu Markkumies (Saurus)
🩹 Own injuries: Kumman Tuttu Kaunismies (Skink) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Skitta ja Vahvarimies (Skink)
📈 SPP: Skitta ja Vahvarimies +5, Löytynyt Naismies +5 ⬆️ level up!, Ruusukuvioinen Pitsimies +3, J. Liskolainen +2, UudenEnglannin Nahkamies +2, Tunnettu Markkumies +2
Schlieben · Almost Legends (Skaven)
💥 Casualties caused: Stirling Silverback (Blitzer)
🩹 Own injuries: Noriaki Nearly Kasai (Thrower) – ☠️ died; Ivan "SilverHand" Lendl (Lineman) – ☠️ died; Alexander Zverev (Lineman) – Smashed Collarbone (-1 ST)
⭐ MVP: Andy "RunnerUp" Murray (Lineman)
📈 SPP: Andy "RunnerUp" Murray +5 ⬆️ level up!, Stirling Silverback +2, Nearly Niemi +1
Match summary
| kesaesa | Schlieben | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 2 | 0 |
| Casualties caused | 4 | 1 |
| Turnovers | 2 | 8 |
| Blocks | 43 | 29 |
| Possession | 43% of turns | 43% of turns |
| Armour broken | 19 of 40 | 4 of 20 |
| Dice luck | −1.4 (moves −3.3, blocks −0.9, armour +2.9) | −0.8 (moves −0.5, blocks +1.8, armour −2.1) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | ✖ Pick-up 3+ | 🩹 Kumman | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | TD 1–0 |
| Schlieben | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Block 2D red | ● ball |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | ● ball | TD 2–0 | ||||||
| Schlieben | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | 🩹 Alexander | ✖ Block 2D red☠️ Noriaki☠️ Ivan | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Dodge 3+ |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 13 · Schlieben: Noriaki Nearly Kasai was killed
- Turn 13 · Schlieben: Ivan "SilverHand" Lendl was killed
- Turn 1 · kesaesa: Ruusukuvioinen Pitsimies failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 1 · Schlieben: Ivan "SilverHand" Lendl failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 5 · Schlieben: Laszlo Almost Cseh failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
kesaesa · J Liskolaisen Discoliskot
2 turnovers: 1 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 pick-up. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pick-up 3+ | yes | 1 | Ruusukuvioinen Pitsimies |
| 7 | Block 2D | – | 1 | Ilosta Syntyvä Uusimies |
Schlieben · Almost Legends
8 turnovers: 3 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice), 5 dodges. 6 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dodge 3+ | yes | 2 | Ivan "SilverHand" Lendl |
| 3 | Block 2D | yes | 7 | Bob |
| 4 | Dodge 4+ | yes | 2 | Andy "RunnerUp" Murray |
| 5 | Dodge 3+ | – | 1 | Laszlo Almost Cseh |
| 6 | Block 2D red | yes | 2 | Andy "RunnerUp" Murray |
| 13 | Block 2D red | yes | 4 | Nearly Niemi |
| 14 | Dodge 3+ | – | 3 | Andy "RunnerUp" Murray |
| 15 | Dodge 3+ | yes | 1 | Andy "RunnerUp" Murray |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | kesaesa | Schlieben |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 1/2 (50%, exp. 67%) | 10/17 (59%, exp. 63%) |
| GFI | 2/3 (67%, exp. 83%) | 8/8 (100%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/3 (67%, exp. 67%) | 3/3 (100%, exp. 72%) |
| Catch | – | 1/2 (50%, exp. 58%) |
| Pass | – | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| Block 1 die | 1 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 | 3 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 dice | 39 · defender down 23, blocker down 3 | 25 · defender down 14, blocker down 5 |
| Block 3 dice | 7 · defender down 5, blocker down 0 | 1 · defender down 0, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 red | – | 4 · defender down 2, blocker down 2 |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 4, Dodge 1, GFI 1 | Block 4, Dodge 2 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (kesaesa: 11 games this season, 120 in all; Schlieben: 7 games this season, 82 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Lizardmen 84 games, Skaven 58 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| kesaesa | Schlieben | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 2 (season 3.8 · career 4.5 · Lizardmen 4.9) | 8 (season 7.0 · career 4.8 · Skaven 6.4) |
| Possession % | 43 (season 45.9 · career 42.3 · Lizardmen 41.1) | 43 (season 49.3 · career 45.0 · Skaven 30.3) |
| Blocks | 43 (season 52.7 · career 48.5 · Lizardmen 46.6) | 29 (season 38.4 · career 44.2 · Skaven 34.3) |
| Casualties caused | 4 (season 2.2 · career 2.0 · Lizardmen 2.0) | 1 (season 2.4 · career 1.8 · Skaven 1.5) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 0 (season 0.2 · career 0.8 · Lizardmen 0.4) | 4 (season 1.0 · career 0.6 · Skaven 1.3) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| kesaesa | 1 | J. Liskolainen | Kroxigor | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| kesaesa | 2 | Hopeinen Discomies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 3 | Lipova Liskomies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 4 | Ilosta Syntyvä Uusimies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 5 | UudenEnglannin Nahkamies | Saurus | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| kesaesa | 6 | Historioitu Mennytmies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 7 | Tunnettu Markkumies | Saurus | 0 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| kesaesa | 8 | Ruusukuvioinen Pitsimies | Skink | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 3 | ||
| kesaesa | 9 | Skitta ja Vahvarimies | Skink | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| kesaesa | 10 | Löytynyt Naismies | Skink | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 0 | 5 | ||
| kesaesa | 11 | Kumman Tuttu Kaunismies | Skink | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Schlieben | 1 | Jarryd "Almost" Ratchell | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 2 | Andy "RunnerUp" Murray | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Schlieben | 3 | Ivan "SilverHand" Lendl | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ☠️ died | |
| Schlieben | 4 | Alexander Zverev | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Smashed Collarbone | |
| Schlieben | 5 | Valtteri "Shadow" Bottas | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 6 | Noriaki Nearly Kasai | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ☠️ died | |
| Schlieben | 7 | Felipe SoClose Massa | Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 44 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 8 | Lhyite Wring | Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 9 | Stirling Silverback | Blitzer | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Schlieben | 10 | Laszlo Almost Cseh | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 11 | Connor "no cups" McDavid | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 12 | Nearly Niemi | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Schlieben | 13 | Bob | Ratogre | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |