Kinkykiller 1–0 Turnipmanager
Season 9, regular season, round 2 · 16 Jun 2025 · match #462 · stadium Statinium
Kinkykiller · Whoman? (Human)
🏈 TD: Arthrider (Lineman)
💥 Casualties caused: Mr. Parkinson (Thrower), Pnemoniman (Lineman)
🩹 Own injuries: Kidney Rock (Lineman) – Badly Hurt; Arthrider (Lineman) – Broken Neck (-1 AG)
⭐ MVP: Cataract (Blitzer)
📈 SPP: Cataract +5 ⬆️ level up!, Arthrider +3, Mr. Parkinson +2, Pnemoniman +2 ⬆️ level up!
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside (Undead)
💥 Casualties caused: Bandana Man's Brother (Mummy)
🩹 Own injuries: Saruman Looking Mofo (Wight) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Diglett's Legs (Mummy)
📈 SPP: Diglett's Legs +5 ⬆️ level up!, Bandana Man's Brother +2 ⬆️ level up!
Match summary
| Kinkykiller | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 1 | 0 |
| Casualties caused | 2 | 1 |
| Turnovers | 6 | 7 |
| Blocks | 44 | 50 |
| Possession | 31% of turns | 12% of turns |
| Armour broken | 7 of 26 | 11 of 40 |
| Dice luck | −4.8 (moves +1.3, blocks −4.1, armour −2.1) | −3.4 (moves −2.2, blocks +0.7, armour −1.9) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ GFI 2+ | TD 1–0 | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Block 2D red | |
| Turnipmanager | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Pick-up 3+ | ● ball | ✖ GFI 2+ |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | 🩹 Kidney | ✖ Block 1D🩹 Arthrider | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ||||
| Turnipmanager | ✖ Catch 4+ | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D🩹 Saruman |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 4 · Kinkykiller: Cataract failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 7 · Turnipmanager: Shiny Eye Piplup failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 5 · Turnipmanager: Shiny Eye Piplup failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 7 · Kinkykiller: Cataract failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 15 · Kinkykiller: Incontinender failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Kinkykiller · Whoman?
6 turnovers: 2 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice), 3 dodges, 1 gfi. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | GFI 2+ | – | 4 | Cataract |
| 7 | Dodge 3+ | yes | 0 | Cataract |
| 8 | Block 2D red | – | 0 | Incontinender |
| 13 | Block 1D | – | 1 | Pnemoniman |
| 15 | Dodge 3+ | – | 2 | Incontinender |
| 16 | Dodge 3+ | – | 1 | Pnemoniman |
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside
7 turnovers: 3 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge, 1 gfi, 1 pick-up, 1 catch. 3 with the team re-roll still unused, 2 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Dodge 4+ | yes | 8 | Saruman Looking Mofo |
| 4 | Block 2D | – | 1 | Gandalf Looking Mofo |
| 5 | Pick-up 3+ | yes | 0 | Shiny Eye Piplup |
| 7 | GFI 2+ | – | 4 | Shiny Eye Piplup |
| 9 | Catch 4+ | yes | 4 | Little Bunny Toy |
| 13 | Block 2D | – | 2 | Bandana Man's Brother |
| 15 | Block 2D | – | 6 | Calcium |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Kinkykiller | Turnipmanager |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 7/10 (70%, exp. 67%) | 1/3 (33%, exp. 50%) |
| GFI | 7/8 (88%, exp. 83%) | 5/6 (83%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/3 (67%, exp. 67%) | 1/4 (25%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) | 2/4 (50%, exp. 38%) |
| Block 1 die | 23 · defender down 8, blocker down 6 | 2 · defender down 2, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 dice | 27 · defender down 12, blocker down 2 | 49 · defender down 29, blocker down 6 |
| Block 3 dice | – | 3 · defender down 3, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 red | 2 · defender down 0, blocker down 2 | – |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 8, Pick-up 1 | Block 4, Dodge 1, Pick-up 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Kinkykiller: 13 games this season, 107 in all; Turnipmanager: 14 games this season, 52 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Human 85 games, Undead 96 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Kinkykiller | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 6 (season 5.9 · career 5.8 · Human 5.7) | 7 (season 3.8 · career 4.7 · Undead 5.5) |
| Possession % | 31 (season 39.6 · career 39.4 · Human 37.4) | 12 (season 42.9 · career 39.0 · Undead 38.4) |
| Blocks | 44 (season 44.5 · career 49.4 · Human 38.6) | 50 (season 41.6 · career 38.3 · Undead 46.6) |
| Casualties caused | 2 (season 1.6 · career 1.8 · Human 1.8) | 1 (season 2.2 · career 1.6 · Undead 2.2) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 0 (season 0.8 · career 1.0 · Human 1.4) | 2 (season 1.2 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | 1 | Dr. Estranged | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 2 | Incontinender | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 3 | Cataract | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Kinkykiller | 4 | The Flatulender | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 5 | Mr. Parkinson | Thrower | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 46 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 6 | Mr. Alzheimer | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 7 | Arthrider | Lineman | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 3 | Broken Neck | |
| Kinkykiller | 8 | The Osteoporoser | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 9 | Gunther Advar | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 10 | Kidney Rock | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Kinkykiller | 11 | Pnemoniman | Lineman | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 1 | Calcium | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 2 | Boned Bandana | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 3 | Chinless | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 4 | Bald By Choice | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 5 | Frankenstein's Dad | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 6 | Shiny Eye Piplup | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 32 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 7 | Small Duckie | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 8 | Gandalf Looking Mofo | Wight | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 9 | Saruman Looking Mofo | Wight | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Turnipmanager | 10 | Diglett's Legs | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Turnipmanager | 11 | Bandana Man's Brother | Mummy | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 12 | Little Bunny Toy | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
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