Turnipmanager 2–0 Kinkykiller
Season 10, regular season, round 2 · 25 Feb 2026 · match #463 · stadium Johnson's Backyard
Turnipmanager · Human Wannabes (Orc)
🏈 TD: Andy (Blitzer) – 2 TDs
🩹 Own injuries: Robert (Lineman) – Badly Hurt; Clyde (Blitzer) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: James (Blocker)
📈 SPP: Andy +6 ⬆️ level up!, James +5
Kinkykiller · The Inconveniences (Undead)
💥 Casualties caused: Rabies Babies (Mummy)
⭐ MVP: Live Aids (Wight)
📈 SPP: Live Aids +5, Rabies Babies +2, Leper-a-chaun +1
Match summary
| Turnipmanager | Kinkykiller | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 2 | 0 |
| Casualties caused | 0 | 1 |
| Turnovers | 1 | 12 |
| Blocks | 43 | 45 |
| Possession | 68% of turns | 18% of turns |
| Armour broken | 15 of 37 | 7 of 30 |
| Dice luck | +5.0 (moves +0.2, blocks +2.7, armour +2.2) | −3.5 (moves −3.3, blocks −0.6, armour +0.5) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turnipmanager | ● ball | ✖ Dodge 6+ | ● ball | 🩹 Clyde | TD 1–0🩹 Robert | |||
| Kinkykiller | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ✖ Catch 6+ | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Pass 4+ |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turnipmanager | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | TD 2–0 |
| Kinkykiller | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ GFI 2+ | ● ball |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 4 · Kinkykiller: The Colored Death failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 7 · Kinkykiller: Leper-a-chaun failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 12 · Kinkykiller: Live Aids failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 15 · Kinkykiller: Lactose Intolerance failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 3 · Kinkykiller: Live Aids failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Turnipmanager · Human Wannabes
1 turnover: 1 dodge. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | Dodge 6+ | – | 1 | Connor |
Kinkykiller · The Inconveniences
12 turnovers: 2 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice), 4 dodges, 4 gfis, 1 catch, 1 pass. 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 2 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Dodge 3+ | – | 6 | Live Aids |
| 4 | GFI 2+ | yes | 6 | The Colored Death |
| 5 | Dodge 4+ | – | 1 | Hairy Eyeballs |
| 6 | Catch 6+ | – | 2 | Leper-a-chaun |
| 7 | GFI 2+ | – | 1 | Leper-a-chaun |
| 8 | Pass 4+ | – | 1 | Mediumpox |
| 10 | Dodge 4+ | yes | 1 | Hemorrhoid |
| 11 | Block 1D | – | 1 | Bruised Pelvis |
| 12 | GFI 2+ | – | 2 | Live Aids |
| 13 | Dodge 3+ | – | 2 | Live Aids |
| 14 | Block 1D | – | 4 | Hemorrhoid |
| 15 | GFI 2+ | – | 1 | Lactose Intolerance |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Turnipmanager | Kinkykiller |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 0/1 (0%, exp. 17%) | 6/11 (55%, exp. 59%) |
| GFI | 2/3 (67%, exp. 83%) | 10/16 (62%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 3/5 (60%, exp. 67%) | 3/4 (75%, exp. 62%) |
| Catch | 2/6 (33%, exp. 31%) | 2/3 (67%, exp. 50%) |
| Pass | – | 1/3 (33%, exp. 61%) |
| Block 1 die | 6 · defender down 3, blocker down 1 | 11 · defender down 5, blocker down 4 |
| Block 2 dice | 38 · defender down 25, blocker down 1 | 39 · defender down 22, blocker down 3 |
| Block 3 dice | 1 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 | – |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 2, Pick-up 2, GFI 1 | Block 5, GFI 2, Dodge 1, Pass 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Turnipmanager: 9 games this season, 52 in all; Kinkykiller: 10 games this season, 107 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Orc 92 games, Undead 96 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Turnipmanager | Kinkykiller | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 1 (season 4.4 · career 4.8 · Orc 5.4) | 12 (season 5.6 · career 5.8 · Undead 5.4) |
| Possession % | 68 (season 38.2 · career 37.9 · Orc 38.9) | 18 (season 40.8 · career 39.6 · Undead 38.4) |
| Blocks | 43 (season 45.6 · career 38.5 · Orc 47.0) | 45 (season 47.8 · career 49.4 · Undead 46.7) |
| Casualties caused | 0 (season 2.2 · career 1.6 · Orc 1.5) | 1 (season 1.3 · career 1.9 · Undead 2.2) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 1 (season 0.7 · career 1.0 · Orc 1.1) | 4 (season 1.2 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turnipmanager | 1 | Stephen | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 2 | Robert | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Turnipmanager | 3 | Roy | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 4 | Carl | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 5 | Gludar | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 6 | Connor | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 7 | James | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Turnipmanager | 8 | Mike | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 9 | Andy | Blitzer | 2 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 0 | 6 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 10 | Andrew | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 11 | Clyde | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Kinkykiller | 1 | The Colored Death | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 2 | Rabies Babies | Mummy | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 3 | Live Aids | Wight | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Kinkykiller | 4 | Beethrax | Wight | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 5 | Mediumpox | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 20 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 6 | Leper-a-chaun | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 28 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 7 | Inflamed Nostril | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 8 | Bruised Pelvis | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 9 | Hemorrhoid | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 10 | Lactose Intolerance | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 11 | Hairy Eyeballs | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
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