Pop-Khorne 2–1 Turnipmanager
Season 9, regular season, round 12 · 27 Sep 2025 · match #465 · stadium The Library
Pop-Khorne · Bighead Thinkers (Orc)
🏈 TD: Spin Oza (Lineman), Jaw'n Rolls (Blitzer)
🩹 Own injuries: Gills Delight (Blocker) – Smashed Hip (-1 MA); Shockrates (Blocker) – ☠️ died
⭐ MVP: Shartre (Lineman)
📈 SPP: Shartre +6 ⬆️ level up!, Spin Oza +3 ⬆️ level up!, Jaw'n Rolls +3
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside (Undead)
🏈 TD: Saruman Looking Mofo (Wight)
💥 Casualties caused: Diglett's Legs (Mummy), Gandalf Looking Mofo (Wight) (1 kill)
⭐ MVP: Decap Mate (Zombie)
📈 SPP: Decap Mate +5, Saruman Looking Mofo +3, Diglett's Legs +2, Gandalf Looking Mofo +2
Match summary
| Pop-Khorne | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 2 | 1 |
| Casualties caused | 0 | 2 |
| Turnovers | 1 | 3 |
| Blocks | 42 | 38 |
| Possession | 62% of turns | 18% of turns |
| Armour broken | 13 of 32 | 9 of 27 |
| Dice luck | +7.2 (moves +0.2, blocks +3.2, armour +3.9) | +4.6 (moves +0.2, blocks +1.4, armour +3.1) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pop-Khorne | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ☠️ Shockrates | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | TD 1–0 |
| Turnipmanager | ● ball |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pop-Khorne | TD 2–0 | 🩹 Gills | ● ball | ✖ Block 1D | ||||
| Turnipmanager | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ● ball | ● ball | TD 2–1 |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 4 · Pop-Khorne: Shockrates was killed
Turnovers
Pop-Khorne · Bighead Thinkers
1 turnover: 1 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice). 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 | Block 1D | – | 3 | Nom-nom Chompsky |
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside
3 turnovers: 2 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 2 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | Block 2D | – | 8 | Waffles in Chicken |
| 10 | Block 2D | – | 4 | Diglett's Legs |
| 11 | Dodge 4+ | – | 7 | Small Duckie |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Pop-Khorne | Turnipmanager |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | – | 3/5 (60%, exp. 63%) |
| GFI | 7/8 (88%, exp. 83%) | 3/3 (100%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 3/4 (75%, exp. 67%) | 3/4 (75%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | 1/2 (50%, exp. 67%) | 2/2 (100%, exp. 58%) |
| Pass | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) | 0/1 (0%, exp. 67%) |
| Block 1 die | 12 · defender down 4, blocker down 3 | 2 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 dice | 35 · defender down 26, blocker down 0 | 38 · defender down 20, blocker down 6 |
| Block 3 dice | – | 1 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 red | – | 1 · defender down 0, blocker down 0 |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 5, Catch 1, GFI 1, Pick-up 1 | Block 4, Dodge 1, Pick-up 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Pop-Khorne: 13 games this season, 109 in all; Turnipmanager: 14 games this season, 52 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Orc 92 games, Undead 96 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Pop-Khorne | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 1 (season 3.6 · career 6.2 · Orc 5.4) | 3 (season 4.1 · career 4.8 · Undead 5.5) |
| Possession % | 62 (season 45.8 · career 32.9 · Orc 38.9) | 18 (season 42.4 · career 38.8 · Undead 38.4) |
| Blocks | 42 (season 55.1 · career 34.8 · Orc 47.0) | 38 (season 42.4 · career 38.6 · Undead 46.7) |
| Casualties caused | 0 (season 1.5 · career 1.3 · Orc 1.5) | 2 (season 2.1 · career 1.5 · Undead 2.2) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 0 (season 0.5 · career 0.8 · Orc 1.1) | 1 (season 1.3 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pop-Khorne | 1 | Shockrates | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ☠️ died | |
| Pop-Khorne | 2 | Gills Delight | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Smashed Hip | |
| Pop-Khorne | 3 | Francois Leotard | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Pop-Khorne | 4 | Nom-nom Chompsky | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Pop-Khorne | 5 | Slapvoy Zingzek | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Pop-Khorne | 6 | Jaw'n Rolls | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Pop-Khorne | 7 | Playdough | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Pop-Khorne | 8 | Knee-che | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Pop-Khorne | 9 | Spin Oza | Lineman | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 62 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Pop-Khorne | 10 | Haygel | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Pop-Khorne | 11 | Shartre | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | ⭐ | 6 | |
| Pop-Khorne | 12 | Stun Tzu | Troll | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 1 | Waffles in Chicken | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 2 | Dik Pickle | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 3 | Decap Mate | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Turnipmanager | 5 | Frankenstein's Dad | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 6 | Shiny Eye Piplup | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 7 | Small Duckie | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 8 | Gandalf Looking Mofo | Wight | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 9 | Saruman Looking Mofo | Wight | 1 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 10 | Diglett's Legs | Mummy | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 11 | Bandana Man's Brother | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 12 | Little Bunny Toy | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 13 | Funny Smooth Head | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 14 | Shockrates | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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