Cosvi 2–0 Turnipmanager
Season 11, regular season, round 2 · 9 Nov 2026 · match #469 · stadium Hades
Cosvi · The Dead Never Die (Undead)
🏈 TD: Shinigami (Ghoul), Izanami (Ghoul)
💥 Casualties caused: Kalma (Mummy) (1 kill), Orcus (Zombie)
🩹 Own injuries: Izanagi (Ghoul) – ☠️ died
⭐ MVP: Kalma (Mummy)
📈 SPP: Kalma +7 ⬆️ level up!, Shinigami +3, Izanami +3, Orcus +2
Turnipmanager · Sipsinsyöjät (Nurgle)
🩹 Own injuries: Jek the Crippled (Rotter) – ☠️ died; Sipsin pariloija (Rotter) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Pringlespyree (Beast)
📈 SPP: Pringlespyree +5
Match summary
| Cosvi | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 2 | 0 |
| Casualties caused | 2 | 0 |
| Turnovers | 2 | 8 |
| Blocks | 46 | 41 |
| Possession | 68% of turns | 0% of turns |
| Armour broken | 11 of 33 | 6 of 26 |
| Dice luck | −0.1 (moves +1.0, blocks −3.0, armour +1.9) | −4.2 (moves −2.0, blocks −0.6, armour −1.6) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cosvi | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | TD 1–0 | |
| Turnipmanager | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Block 2D |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cosvi | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ● ball | ✖ Dodge 3+☠️ Izanagi | ● ball | ● ball | TD 2–0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | ✖ Pick-up 3+☠️ Jek | ✖ Catch 5+ | ✖ Catch 5+ | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Block 2D🩹 Sipsin |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 9 · Turnipmanager: Jek the Crippled was killed
- Turn 13 · Cosvi: Izanagi was killed
- Turn 9 · Turnipmanager: Lays Vihaaja failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 9 · Cosvi: Izanami failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 13 · Cosvi: Izanagi failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Cosvi · The Dead Never Die
2 turnovers: 2 dodges. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | Dodge 3+ | – | 2 | Izanami |
| 13 | Dodge 3+ | – | 1 | Izanagi |
Turnipmanager · Sipsinsyöjät
8 turnovers: 5 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 1 pick-up, 2 catchs. 4 with the team re-roll still unused, 4 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | Block 2D | – | 10 | Pringleskuorrutettu kana |
| 8 | Block 2D | – | 10 | Pringleskeitto |
| 9 | Pick-up 3+ | yes | 2 | Lays Vihaaja |
| 10 | Catch 5+ | yes | 1 | Pringleskeitto |
| 11 | Catch 5+ | yes | 3 | Pringleskeitto |
| 13 | Block 1D | yes | 0 | Pringleskeitto |
| 14 | Block 2D | – | 5 | Pringleskuorrutettu kana |
| 15 | Block 2D | – | 5 | Sipsin pariloija |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Cosvi | Turnipmanager |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 4/9 (44%, exp. 63%) | 5/5 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| GFI | 5/5 (100%, exp. 83%) | 9/10 (90%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | – | 0/5 (0%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | 3/3 (100%, exp. 56%) | 0/2 (0%, exp. 33%) |
| Block 1 die | 6 · defender down 5, blocker down 0 | 6 · defender down 2, blocker down 1 |
| Block 2 dice | 43 · defender down 23, blocker down 4 | 37 · defender down 19, blocker down 6 |
| Block 2 red | 1 · defender down 0, blocker down 0 | – |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 4, Dodge 3 | Block 2, Pick-up 2, GFI 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Cosvi: 1 game this season, 93 in all; Turnipmanager: 1 game this season, 52 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Undead 96 games, Nurgle 35 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Cosvi | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 2 (season 9.0 · career 6.2 · Undead 5.5) | 8 (season 3.0 · career 4.7 · Nurgle 5.5) |
| Possession % | 68 (season 62.0 · career 40.9 · Undead 37.9) | 0 (season 87.0 · career 39.2 · Nurgle 31.8) |
| Blocks | 46 (season 48.0 · career 43.9 · Undead 46.7) | 41 (season 27.0 · career 38.5 · Nurgle 39.6) |
| Casualties caused | 2 (season 3.0 · career 1.4 · Undead 2.2) | 0 (season 1.0 · career 1.6 · Nurgle 1.4) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 1 (season 1.0 · career 1.3 · Undead 1.6) | 0 (season 0.0 · career 1.0 · Nurgle 0.8) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cosvi | 1 | Kuolo | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Cosvi | 2 | Kalma | Mummy | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 7 | |
| Cosvi | 3 | Hel | Wight | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Cosvi | 4 | Mors | Wight | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Cosvi | 5 | Shinigami | Ghoul | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 64 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Cosvi | 6 | Izanami | Ghoul | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 48 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Cosvi | 7 | Izanagi | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 1 | 0 | ☠️ died | |
| Cosvi | 8 | Donn | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Cosvi | 9 | Mor-riogan | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Cosvi | 10 | Orcus | Zombie | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Cosvi | 11 | Arawn | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Cosvi | 12 | Tapani | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Cosvi | 14 | Jek the Crippled | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 2 | Pringleskeitto | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 3 | Pringleskuorrutettu kana | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 4 | Jek the Crippled | Rotter | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ☠️ died | |
| Turnipmanager | 5 | Lays Vihaaja | Pestigor | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 6 | Pringlespyree | Beast | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Turnipmanager | 7 | Sipsin ahtaaja | Rotter | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 8 | Sipsin keittäjä | Rotter | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 9 | Sipsin pariloija | Rotter | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Turnipmanager | 10 | Sipsin silpoja | Rotter | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 11 | Sipsin puraisija | Rotter | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 12 | Reyan the Detoriorator | Rotter | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | Lewdgrip Whiparm (star) | Star Lewdgrip Whiparm | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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