Suklaamonni 0–0 Turnipmanager
Season 9, regular season, round 3 · 23 Jun 2025 · match #471 · stadium Dwarven cave
Suklaamonni · Röinö and 11 dwarves (Chaos Dwarf)
💥 Casualties caused: Happy (Blocker)
🩹 Own injuries: Sleepy (Blocker) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Sleepy (Blocker)
📈 SPP: Sleepy +5 ⬆️ level up!, Happy +2
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside (Undead)
💥 Casualties caused: Bandana Man's Brother (Mummy)
🩹 Own injuries: Small Duckie (Ghoul) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Boned Bandana (Skeleton)
📈 SPP: Boned Bandana +5, Bandana Man's Brother +2
Match summary
| Suklaamonni | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 0 | 0 |
| Casualties caused | 1 | 1 |
| Turnovers | 9 | 7 |
| Blocks | 32 | 60 |
| Possession | 43% of turns | 31% of turns |
| Armour broken | 9 of 24 | 10 of 40 |
| Dice luck | +0.9 (moves +2.5, blocks −2.9, armour +1.3) | −4.4 (moves −0.2, blocks −3.4, armour −0.8) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Suklaamonni | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Block 2D red | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ✖ Dodge 4+🩹 Sleepy | ✖ Dodge 4+ |
| Turnipmanager | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Block 2D🩹 Small | ● ball |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Suklaamonni | ✖ Pick-up 4+ | ✖ Block 1D | ● ball | ✖ Foul (sent off) | ||||
| Turnipmanager | ✖ Pick-up 3+ | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Block 1D |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 1 · Turnipmanager: Saruman Looking Mofo failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 3 · Suklaamonni: Gingerbread failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 10 · Turnipmanager: Shiny Eye Piplup failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Suklaamonni · Röinö and 11 dwarves
9 turnovers: 2 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice), 5 dodges, 1 pick-up, 1 foul. 4 with the team re-roll still unused, 4 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Dodge 3+ | yes | 3 | Gingerbread |
| 4 | Block 2D red | yes | 5 | VekaraVäkkyrä |
| 5 | Dodge 4+ | – | 6 | Buliukko |
| 6 | Dodge 4+ | – | 4 | Sleepy |
| 7 | Dodge 4+ | – | 5 | Buliukko |
| 8 | Dodge 4+ | – | 6 | Grumpy |
| 10 | Pick-up 4+ | yes | 4 | Gingerbread |
| 14 | Block 1D | yes | 2 | Bashful |
| 16 | Foul (sent off) | – | 2 | VekaraVäkkyrä |
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside
7 turnovers: 5 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge, 1 pick-up. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 2 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dodge 3+ | – | 2 | Saruman Looking Mofo |
| 5 | Block 2D | – | 1 | Frankenstein's Dad |
| 6 | Block 2D | – | 4 | Small Duckie |
| 10 | Pick-up 3+ | – | 2 | Shiny Eye Piplup |
| 13 | Block 2D | – | 3 | Diglett's Legs |
| 15 | Block 2D | – | 8 | Gandalf Looking Mofo |
| 16 | Block 1D | – | 7 | Calcium |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Suklaamonni | Turnipmanager |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 8/15 (53%, exp. 52%) | 2/5 (40%, exp. 67%) |
| GFI | 9/10 (90%, exp. 83%) | 1/1 (100%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 3/4 (75%, exp. 54%) | 2/3 (67%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) | 1/1 (100%, exp. 50%) |
| Block 1 die | 14 · defender down 9, blocker down 3 | 5 · defender down 2, blocker down 1 |
| Block 2 dice | 18 · defender down 8, blocker down 0 | 61 · defender down 32, blocker down 9 |
| Block 2 red | 2 · defender down 0, blocker down 1 | – |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 2, Dodge 2, GFI 1 | Block 6, Dodge 2 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Suklaamonni: 11 games this season, 40 in all; Turnipmanager: 14 games this season, 52 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Chaos Dwarf 91 games, Undead 96 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Suklaamonni | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 9 (season 6.6 · career 8.1 · Chaos Dwarf 4.0) | 7 (season 3.8 · career 4.7 · Undead 5.5) |
| Possession % | 43 (season 37.6 · career 33.2 · Chaos Dwarf 44.3) | 31 (season 41.5 · career 38.6 · Undead 38.2) |
| Blocks | 32 (season 53.5 · career 48.4 · Chaos Dwarf 52.2) | 60 (season 40.9 · career 38.2 · Undead 46.5) |
| Casualties caused | 1 (season 2.0 · career 1.9 · Chaos Dwarf 2.0) | 1 (season 2.2 · career 1.6 · Undead 2.2) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 9 (season 2.4 · career 2.1 · Chaos Dwarf 0.9) | 0 (season 1.4 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Suklaamonni | 1 | VekaraVäkkyrä | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 32 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 2 | Buliukko | Bullcentaur | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 3 | Doc | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 4 | Grumpy | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 5 | Happy | Blocker | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 6 | Sleepy | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ⭐ | 5 | Badly Hurt |
| Suklaamonni | 7 | Bashful | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 8 | Sneezy | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 9 | Gingerbread | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 10 | Crunchy | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 11 | Dopey | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 1 | Calcium | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 2 | Boned Bandana | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Turnipmanager | 3 | Chinless | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 4 | Bald By Choice | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 5 | Frankenstein's Dad | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 6 | Shiny Eye Piplup | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 38 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 7 | Small Duckie | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Turnipmanager | 8 | Gandalf Looking Mofo | Wight | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 9 | Saruman Looking Mofo | Wight | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 10 | Diglett's Legs | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 11 | Bandana Man's Brother | Mummy | 0 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 12 | Little Bunny Toy | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 0 | 0 |
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