Turnipmanager 1–1 Schlieben
Season 9, regular season, round 4 · 30 Jun 2025 · match #473 · stadium Basic map
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside (Undead)
🏈 TD: Funny Smooth Head (Ghoul)
💥 Casualties caused: Shiny Eye Piplup (Ghoul)
⭐ MVP: Gandalf Looking Mofo (Wight)
📈 SPP: Gandalf Looking Mofo +5 ⬆️ level up!, Shiny Eye Piplup +3, Funny Smooth Head +3
Schlieben · Carnage Cult (Chaos)
🏈 TD: Strangler Nilsen (Beastman)
🩹 Own injuries: Skulldrainer Shipman (Beastman) – Broken Neck (-1 AG); Ripper Ed Gein (Warrior) – Broken Ribs (misses next game); Maimer Manson (Beastman) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Slasher Ramirez (Warrior)
📈 SPP: Slasher Ramirez +5 ⬆️ level up!, Strangler Nilsen +3, Bob +1 ⬆️ level up!, Hacksaw Holmes +1
Match summary
| Turnipmanager | Schlieben | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 1 | 1 |
| Casualties caused | 1 | 0 |
| Turnovers | 3 | 6 |
| Blocks | 33 | 44 |
| Possession | 37% of turns | 31% of turns |
| Armour broken | 6 of 30 | 5 of 23 |
| Dice luck | +4.6 (moves +3.2, blocks +3.5, armour −2.0) | −5.6 (moves −1.5, blocks −3.0, armour −1.0) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turnipmanager | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | ● ball | TD 1–0 | |
| Schlieben | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Block 2D | 🩹 Skulldrainer | ● ball |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turnipmanager | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Pass 3+ | ||||||
| Schlieben | ✖ Pick-up 3+ | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ GFI 2+🩹 Maimer | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ● ball | TD 1–1🩹 Ripper |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 4 · Schlieben: Gutter Gacy failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 5 · Turnipmanager: Bandana Man's Brother failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 13 · Schlieben: Maimer Manson failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 3 · Schlieben: Chainsaw Kemper failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 10 · Schlieben: Bob failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside
3 turnovers: 2 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 1 pass. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Block 2D | yes | 1 | Bandana Man's Brother |
| 13 | Block 1D | – | 2 | Chinless |
| 16 | Pass 3+ | – | 1 | Shiny Eye Piplup |
Schlieben · Carnage Cult
6 turnovers: 2 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 2 dodges, 1 gfi, 1 pick-up. 3 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Dodge 3+ | yes | 0 | Chainsaw Kemper |
| 4 | Block 1D | yes | 5 | Gutter Gacy |
| 5 | Block 2D | – | 4 | Ripper Ed Gein |
| 10 | Pick-up 3+ | – | 2 | Bob |
| 13 | GFI 2+ | yes | 2 | Maimer Manson |
| 14 | Dodge 3+ | – | 0 | Ripper Ed Gein |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Turnipmanager | Schlieben |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 4/4 (100%, exp. 54%) | 6/9 (67%, exp. 67%) |
| GFI | 6/7 (86%, exp. 83%) | 5/8 (62%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/2 (100%, exp. 67%) | 3/4 (75%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) | 2/3 (67%, exp. 61%) |
| Pass | 1/2 (50%, exp. 67%) | 2/4 (50%, exp. 58%) |
| Block 1 die | 3 · defender down 0, blocker down 2 | 3 · defender down 1, blocker down 1 |
| Block 2 dice | 31 · defender down 21, blocker down 1 | 40 · defender down 20, blocker down 2 |
| Block 3 dice | – | 2 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 red | 2 · defender down 1, blocker down 1 | – |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 3, GFI 1 | GFI 2, Pass 2, Block 1, Dodge 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Turnipmanager: 14 games this season, 52 in all; Schlieben: 10 games this season, 82 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Undead 96 games, Chaos 98 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Turnipmanager | Schlieben | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 3 (season 4.1 · career 4.8 · Undead 5.5) | 6 (season 5.9 · career 4.9 · Chaos 5.4) |
| Possession % | 37 (season 41.1 · career 38.5 · Undead 38.2) | 31 (season 40.3 · career 45.2 · Chaos 42.1) |
| Blocks | 33 (season 42.8 · career 38.7 · Undead 46.8) | 44 (season 51.9 · career 44.0 · Chaos 47.6) |
| Casualties caused | 1 (season 2.2 · career 1.6 · Undead 2.2) | 0 (season 2.1 · career 1.8 · Chaos 1.8) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 2 (season 1.2 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6) | 0 (season 0.9 · career 0.7 · Chaos 0.7) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turnipmanager | 1 | Calcium | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 2 | Boned Bandana | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 3 | Chinless | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 4 | Bald By Choice | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 5 | Frankenstein's Dad | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 6 | Shiny Eye Piplup | Ghoul | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 42 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 7 | Small Duckie | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 8 | Gandalf Looking Mofo | Wight | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Turnipmanager | 9 | Saruman Looking Mofo | Wight | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 10 | Diglett's Legs | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 11 | Bandana Man's Brother | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 12 | Little Bunny Toy | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 13 | Funny Smooth Head | Ghoul | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 48 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Schlieben | 1 | Ripper Ed Gein | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | Broken Ribs | |
| Schlieben | 2 | Butcher Bundy | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 3 | Slasher Ramirez | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Schlieben | 4 | Gutter Gacy | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 5 | Bob | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Schlieben | 6 | Chainsaw Kemper | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 7 | Strangler Nilsen | Beastman | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Schlieben | 8 | Maimer Manson | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Schlieben | 9 | Hacksaw Holmes | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 1 | ||
| Schlieben | 10 | Creeper Kraft | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 11 | Skulldrainer Shipman | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Broken Neck | |
| Schlieben | 12 | Brisny Beard | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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