Turnipmanager 2–1 Halfstack
Season 9, regular season, round 8 · 12 Aug 2025 · match #478 · stadium Basic map
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside (Undead)
🏈 TD: Saruman Looking Mofo (Wight) – 2 TDs
💥 Casualties caused: Shiny Eye Piplup (Ghoul), Gandalf Looking Mofo (Wight), Diglett's Legs (Mummy) – 3 casualties
🩹 Own injuries: Boned Bandana (Skeleton) – ☠️ died
⭐ MVP: Bald By Choice (Zombie)
📈 SPP: Saruman Looking Mofo +6 ⬆️ level up!, Diglett's Legs +6 ⬆️ level up!, Bald By Choice +5 ⬆️ level up!, Shiny Eye Piplup +3, Gandalf Looking Mofo +2, Funny Smooth Head +1
Halfstack · The Whisker Whisks (Skaven)
🏈 TD: Anthony Bourdain-tail (Blitzer)
💥 Casualties caused: Gordon Ramsrat (Ratogre) – 2 casualties
🩹 Own injuries: Anthony Bourdain-tail (Blitzer) – Fractured Leg (misses next game); Heston Blumentail (Lineman) – Badly Hurt; Eric Ripertail (Runner) – Badly Hurt; Joël Robuchew (Lineman) – Badly Hurt; Ratcus Samuelsson (Runner) – Badly Hurt; Rachael Rat (Blitzer) – Smashed Hand (misses next game)
⭐ MVP: Anthony Bourdain-tail (Blitzer)
📈 SPP: Anthony Bourdain-tail +8 ⬆️ level up!, Gordon Ramsrat +4, Susur Lee +2
Match summary
| Turnipmanager | Halfstack | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 2 | 1 |
| Casualties caused | 5 | 2 |
| Turnovers | 2 | 5 |
| Blocks | 37 | 23 |
| Possession | 62% of turns | 18% of turns |
| Armour broken | 17 of 31 | 7 of 11 |
| Dice luck | +4.6 (moves +1.5, blocks +0.9, armour +2.2) | +3.9 (moves +2.0, blocks −0.9, armour +2.8) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turnipmanager | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Pick-up 3+ | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ||
| Halfstack | ✖ Block 2D red | 🩹 Eric | TD 0–1 | ✖ Dodge 4+ | 🩹 Ratcus🩹 Joël | 🩹 Heston🩹 Anthony | ✖ Block 1D |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turnipmanager | ● ball | ● ball | TD 1–1 | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | TD 2–1☠️ Boned |
| Halfstack | 🩹 Rachael | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ● ball | ✖ Block 3D red | ● ball |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 16 · Turnipmanager: Boned Bandana was killed
- Turn 3 · Turnipmanager: Shiny Eye Piplup failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 10 · Halfstack: Susur Lee failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 3 · Halfstack: Susur Lee made a 4+ pass (50% chance) and the team scored
Turnovers
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside
2 turnovers: 1 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 pick-up. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Block 2D | – | 2 | Bandana Man's Brother |
| 3 | Pick-up 3+ | – | 4 | Shiny Eye Piplup |
Halfstack · The Whisker Whisks
5 turnovers: 3 from blocks (3 on 1 die or red dice), 2 dodges. 3 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Block 2D red | yes | 5 | Gordon Ramsrat |
| 4 | Dodge 4+ | yes | 3 | Rachael Rat |
| 7 | Block 1D | – | 2 | Tala Ratshmi |
| 10 | Dodge 3+ | yes | 2 | Susur Lee |
| 12 | Block 3D red | – | 0 | Daniel Boil-yew |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Turnipmanager | Halfstack |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 2/2 (100%, exp. 67%) | 14/19 (74%, exp. 72%) |
| GFI | 4/5 (80%, exp. 83%) | 5/6 (83%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/5 (40%, exp. 67%) | 3/4 (75%, exp. 62%) |
| Catch | 3/3 (100%, exp. 61%) | 3/3 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| Pass | 2/2 (100%, exp. 67%) | 2/3 (67%, exp. 50%) |
| Block 1 die | 1 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 | 8 · defender down 3, blocker down 2 |
| Block 2 dice | 30 · defender down 18, blocker down 1 | 11 · defender down 6, blocker down 0 |
| Block 3 dice | 9 · defender down 5, blocker down 0 | – |
| Block 2 red | – | 4 · defender down 0, blocker down 1 |
| Block 3 red | – | 2 · defender down 0, blocker down 2 |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 3, Pick-up 2, GFI 1 | Dodge 3, Block 2, GFI 1, Pass 1, Pick-up 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Turnipmanager: 14 games this season, 52 in all; Halfstack: 12 games this season, 41 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Undead 96 games, Skaven 58 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Turnipmanager | Halfstack | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 2 (season 4.1 · career 4.8 · Undead 5.5) | 5 (season 7.3 · career 6.4 · Skaven 6.5) |
| Possession % | 62 (season 39.3 · career 38.0 · Undead 37.9) | 18 (season 23.8 · career 33.5 · Skaven 30.7) |
| Blocks | 37 (season 42.5 · career 38.6 · Undead 46.8) | 23 (season 33.2 · career 38.9 · Skaven 34.4) |
| Casualties caused | 5 (season 1.9 · career 1.5 · Undead 2.2) | 2 (season 1.5 · career 1.4 · Skaven 1.5) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 0 (season 1.4 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6) | 1 (season 1.0 · career 1.3 · Skaven 1.3) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turnipmanager | 1 | Waffles in Chicken | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 2 | Boned Bandana | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ☠️ died | |
| Turnipmanager | 3 | Chinless | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 4 | Bald By Choice | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Turnipmanager | 5 | Frankenstein's Dad | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 6 | Shiny Eye Piplup | Ghoul | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 32 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 7 | Small Duckie | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 8 | Gandalf Looking Mofo | Wight | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 9 | Saruman Looking Mofo | Wight | 2 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 42 | 0 | 6 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 10 | Diglett's Legs | Mummy | 0 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 11 | Bandana Man's Brother | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 12 | Little Bunny Toy | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 13 | Funny Smooth Head | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 1 | ||
| Halfstack | 1 | Gordon Ramsrat | Ratogre | 0 | 2 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | ||
| Halfstack | 2 | Anthony Bourdain-tail | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 0 | ⭐ | 8 | Fractured Leg |
| Halfstack | 3 | Rachael Rat | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Smashed Hand | |
| Halfstack | 4 | Daniel Boil-yew | Runner | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 18 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Halfstack | 5 | Eric Ripertail | Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Halfstack | 6 | Ferran Adrirat | Runner | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Halfstack | 7 | Joël Robuchew | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Halfstack | 8 | Heston Blumentail | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Halfstack | 9 | Nigella Ratson | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Halfstack | 10 | Amer Alhawrat | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Halfstack | 11 | Tala Ratshmi | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Halfstack | 12 | Ratcus Samuelsson | Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Halfstack | 13 | Susur Lee | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 32 | 1 | 2 |
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