Turnipmanager 2–1 Halfstack

Season 9, regular season, round 8 · 12 Aug 2025 · match #478 · stadium Basic map

Turnipmanager · Deader Inside (Undead)

🏈 TD: Saruman Looking Mofo (Wight) – 2 TDs
💥 Casualties caused: Shiny Eye Piplup (Ghoul), Gandalf Looking Mofo (Wight), Diglett's Legs (Mummy) – 3 casualties
🩹 Own injuries: Boned Bandana (Skeleton) – ☠️ died
⭐ MVP: Bald By Choice (Zombie)
📈 SPP: Saruman Looking Mofo +6 ⬆️ level up!, Diglett's Legs +6 ⬆️ level up!, Bald By Choice +5 ⬆️ level up!, Shiny Eye Piplup +3, Gandalf Looking Mofo +2, Funny Smooth Head +1

Halfstack · The Whisker Whisks (Skaven)

🏈 TD: Anthony Bourdain-tail (Blitzer)
💥 Casualties caused: Gordon Ramsrat (Ratogre) – 2 casualties
🩹 Own injuries: Anthony Bourdain-tail (Blitzer) – Fractured Leg (misses next game); Heston Blumentail (Lineman) – Badly Hurt; Eric Ripertail (Runner) – Badly Hurt; Joël Robuchew (Lineman) – Badly Hurt; Ratcus Samuelsson (Runner) – Badly Hurt; Rachael Rat (Blitzer) – Smashed Hand (misses next game)
⭐ MVP: Anthony Bourdain-tail (Blitzer)
📈 SPP: Anthony Bourdain-tail +8 ⬆️ level up!, Gordon Ramsrat +4, Susur Lee +2

Match summary

TurnipmanagerHalfstack
Touchdowns21
Casualties caused52
Turnovers25
Blocks3723
Possession62% of turns18% of turns
Armour broken17 of 317 of 11
Dice luck+4.6 (moves +1.5, blocks +0.9, armour +2.2)+3.9 (moves +2.0, blocks −0.9, armour +2.8)

Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.

Match flow

Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.

1st half12345678
Turnipmanager✖ Block 2D✖ Pick-up 3+● ball● ball● ball● ball
Halfstack✖ Block 2D red🩹 EricTD 0–1✖ Dodge 4+🩹 Ratcus🩹 Joël🩹 Heston🩹 Anthony✖ Block 1D
2nd half910111213141516
Turnipmanager● ball● ballTD 1–1● ball● ball● ball● ballTD 2–1☠️ Boned
Halfstack🩹 Rachael✖ Dodge 3+● ball✖ Block 3D red● ball

Nuffle moments

The least likely rolls that decided a turn.

Turnovers

Turnipmanager · Deader Inside

2 turnovers: 1 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 pick-up. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.

TurnCauseRe-roll unusedPlayers still to actPlayer
2Block 2D–2Bandana Man's Brother
3Pick-up 3+–4Shiny Eye Piplup

Halfstack · The Whisker Whisks

5 turnovers: 3 from blocks (3 on 1 die or red dice), 2 dodges. 3 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.

TurnCauseRe-roll unusedPlayers still to actPlayer
1Block 2D redyes5Gordon Ramsrat
4Dodge 4+yes3Rachael Rat
7Block 1D–2Tala Ratshmi
10Dodge 3+yes2Susur Lee
12Block 3D red–0Daniel Boil-yew

Risk profile

Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).

RollTurnipmanagerHalfstack
Dodge2/2 (100%, exp. 67%)14/19 (74%, exp. 72%)
GFI4/5 (80%, exp. 83%)5/6 (83%, exp. 83%)
Pick-up2/5 (40%, exp. 67%)3/4 (75%, exp. 62%)
Catch3/3 (100%, exp. 61%)3/3 (100%, exp. 67%)
Pass2/2 (100%, exp. 67%)2/3 (67%, exp. 50%)
Block 1 die1 · defender down 1, blocker down 08 · defender down 3, blocker down 2
Block 2 dice30 · defender down 18, blocker down 111 · defender down 6, blocker down 0
Block 3 dice9 · defender down 5, blocker down 0–
Block 2 red–4 · defender down 0, blocker down 1
Block 3 red–2 · defender down 0, blocker down 2
Re-rolls used onBlock 3, Pick-up 2, GFI 1Dodge 3, Block 2, GFI 1, Pass 1, Pick-up 1

Compared with their usual game

This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Turnipmanager: 14 games this season, 52 in all; Halfstack: 12 games this season, 41 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Undead 96 games, Skaven 58 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.

TurnipmanagerHalfstack
Turnovers2 (season 4.1 · career 4.8 · Undead 5.5)5 (season 7.3 · career 6.4 · Skaven 6.5)
Possession %62 (season 39.3 · career 38.0 · Undead 37.9)18 (season 23.8 · career 33.5 · Skaven 30.7)
Blocks37 (season 42.5 · career 38.6 · Undead 46.8)23 (season 33.2 · career 38.9 · Skaven 34.4)
Casualties caused5 (season 1.9 · career 1.5 · Undead 2.2)2 (season 1.5 · career 1.4 · Skaven 1.5)
Risky dodges (4+)0 (season 1.4 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6)1 (season 1.0 · career 1.3 · Skaven 1.3)

Players

Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.

Coach#PlayerPositionTDCASBlocksPassesCatchesInt.RunTOMVPSPPInjury
Turnipmanager1Waffles in ChickenZombie000000000
Turnipmanager2Boned BandanaSkeleton000000000☠️ died
Turnipmanager3ChinlessZombie002000000
Turnipmanager4Bald By ChoiceZombie00500000⭐5
Turnipmanager5Frankenstein's DadZombie000000000
Turnipmanager6Shiny Eye PiplupGhoul0121003213
Turnipmanager7Small DuckieGhoul003000000
Turnipmanager8Gandalf Looking MofoWight018000002
Turnipmanager9Saruman Looking MofoWight2050204206
Turnipmanager10Diglett's LegsMummy036000006
Turnipmanager11Bandana Man's BrotherMummy004000010
Turnipmanager12Little Bunny ToyGhoul001000000
Turnipmanager13Funny Smooth HeadGhoul001100801
Halfstack1Gordon RamsratRatogre0214000014
Halfstack2Anthony Bourdain-tailBlitzer102010100⭐8Fractured Leg
Halfstack3Rachael Rat Blitzer001000010Smashed Hand
Halfstack4Daniel Boil-yewRunner0010101810
Halfstack5Eric RipertailRunner000000000Badly Hurt
Halfstack6Ferran AdriratRunner001000000
Halfstack7Joël Robuchew Lineman000000000Badly Hurt
Halfstack8Heston BlumentailLineman000000000Badly Hurt
Halfstack9Nigella RatsonLineman001000000
Halfstack10Amer AlhawratLineman001000000
Halfstack11Tala RatshmiLineman002000010
Halfstack12Ratcus SamuelssonRunner000000000Badly Hurt
Halfstack13Susur LeeThrower0002003212

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