Turnipmanager 2–0 Schlieben

Season 9, playoffs · 6 Nov 2025 · match #480 · stadium Basic map

Turnipmanager · Deader Inside (Undead)

🏈 TD: Funny Smooth Head (Ghoul), Small Duckie (Ghoul)
⭐ MVP: Little Bunny Toy (Ghoul)
📈 SPP: Little Bunny Toy +5, Funny Smooth Head +3, Small Duckie +3

Schlieben · Carnage Cult (Chaos)

⭐ MVP: Stampede Sutcliffe (Minotaur)
📈 SPP: Stampede Sutcliffe +5

Match summary

	Turnipmanager	Schlieben
Touchdowns	2	0
Casualties caused	0	0
Turnovers	2	8
Blocks	33	60
Possession	43% of turns	31% of turns
Armour broken	6 of 22	10 of 39
Dice luck	+2.5 (moves +4.0, blocks −0.5, armour −1.0)	−3.8 (moves −5.8, blocks +4.5, armour −2.5)

Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.

Match flow

Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.

1st half	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Turnipmanager					✖ Block 2D	TD 1–0	✖ Pick-up 4+	● ball
Schlieben	● ball	● ball	● ball	● ball	● ball	✖ Block 2D	✖ Pick-up 3+	✖ Pass 5+

2nd half	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16
Turnipmanager	● ball	● ball	● ball	● ball	● ball	● ball	TD 2–0
Schlieben		✖ Dodge 3+	✖ Dodge 3+	✖ Block 1D	✖ Dodge 3+		● ball	✖ Catch 3+

Nuffle moments

The least likely rolls that decided a turn.

Turn 7 · Turnipmanager: Funny Smooth Head failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 7 · Schlieben: Kemper failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 10 · Schlieben: Maimer Manson failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 11 · Schlieben: Skulldrainer Shipman2 failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 13 · Schlieben: Hacksaw Holmes failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover

Turnovers

Turnipmanager · Deader Inside

2 turnovers: 1 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 pick-up. 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
5	Block 2D	yes	5	Diglett's Legs
7	Pick-up 4+	yes	2	Funny Smooth Head

Schlieben · Carnage Cult

8 turnovers: 2 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 3 dodges, 1 pick-up, 1 catch, 1 pass. 3 with the team re-roll still unused, 4 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
6	Block 2D	–	1	Stampede Sutcliffe
7	Pick-up 3+	–	6	Kemper
8	Pass 5+	–	5	Kemper
10	Dodge 3+	–	3	Maimer Manson
11	Dodge 3+	yes	1	Skulldrainer Shipman2
12	Block 1D	–	6	Strangler Nilsen
13	Dodge 3+	yes	2	Hacksaw Holmes
16	Catch 3+	yes	6	Strangler Nilsen

Risk profile

Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).

Roll	Turnipmanager	Schlieben
Dodge	8/10 (80%, exp. 63%)	7/13 (54%, exp. 67%)
GFI	8/10 (80%, exp. 83%)	3/4 (75%, exp. 83%)
Pick-up	4/5 (80%, exp. 53%)	3/5 (60%, exp. 67%)
Catch	1/1 (100%, exp. 67%)	0/3 (0%, exp. 50%)
Pass	–	1/4 (25%, exp. 42%)
Block 1 die	4 · defender down 0, blocker down 0	1 · defender down 0, blocker down 1
Block 2 dice	28 · defender down 15, blocker down 1	56 · defender down 39, blocker down 1
Block 3 dice	2 · defender down 2, blocker down 0	4 · defender down 0, blocker down 0
Re-rolls used on	Dodge 2, GFI 2, Block 1	Dodge 3, Pass 2, Block 1, GFI 1, Pick-up 1

Compared with their usual game

This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Turnipmanager: 14 games this season, 52 in all; Schlieben: 10 games this season, 82 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Undead 96 games, Chaos 98 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.

	Turnipmanager	Schlieben
Turnovers	2 (season 4.1 · career 4.8 · Undead 5.5)	8 (season 5.7 · career 4.8 · Chaos 5.4)
Possession %	43 (season 40.6 · career 38.4 · Undead 38.1)	31 (season 40.3 · career 45.2 · Chaos 42.1)
Blocks	33 (season 42.8 · career 38.7 · Undead 46.8)	60 (season 50.3 · career 43.8 · Chaos 47.4)
Casualties caused	0 (season 2.3 · career 1.6 · Undead 2.2)	0 (season 2.1 · career 1.8 · Chaos 1.8)
Risky dodges (4+)	2 (season 1.2 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6)	0 (season 0.9 · career 0.7 · Chaos 0.7)

Players

Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.

Coach	#	Player	Position	TD	Blocks	Run	TO	MVP	SPP
Turnipmanager	1	Waffles in Chicken	Zombie	0	1	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	2	Decap Mate	Zombie	0	1	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	4	Bald By Choice	Zombie	0	0	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	5	Frankenstein's Dad	Zombie	0	1	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	6	Shiny Eye Piplup	Ghoul	0	0	40	0		0
Turnipmanager	7	Small Duckie	Ghoul	1	0	8	0		3
Turnipmanager	8	Gandalf Looking Mofo	Wight	0	5	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	9	Saruman Looking Mofo	Wight	0	2	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	10	Diglett's Legs	Mummy	0	8	0	1		0
Turnipmanager	11	Bandana Man's Brother	Mummy	0	7	0	0		0
Turnipmanager	12	Little Bunny Toy	Ghoul	0	1	14	0	⭐	5
Turnipmanager	13	Funny Smooth Head	Ghoul	1	0	16	1		3
Turnipmanager		Setekh (star)	Star Setekh	0	7	0	0		0
Schlieben	1	Ripper Ed Gein	Warrior	0	7	0	0		0
Schlieben	2	Butcher Bundy	Warrior	0	9	0	0		0
Schlieben	3	Slasher Ramirez	Warrior	0	5	0	0		0
Schlieben	4	Gutter Gacy	Warrior	0	8	0	0		0
Schlieben	5	Bob	Beastman	0	0	48	0		0
Schlieben	6	Wir-tigor	Beastman	0	0	0	0		0
Schlieben	7	Strangler Nilsen	Beastman	0	4	0	2		0
Schlieben	8	Maimer Manson	Beastman	0	9	0	1		0
Schlieben	9	Hacksaw Holmes	Beastman	0	4	0	1		0
Schlieben	10	Stampede Sutcliffe	Minotaur	0	7	0	1	⭐	5
Schlieben	11	Skulldrainer Shipman2	Beastman	0	5	0	1		0
Schlieben	12	Brisny Beard	Beastman	0	2	0	0		0
Schlieben	13	Kemper	Beastman	0	0	10	2		0

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