Kinkykiller 2–1 Turnipmanager
Season 10, playoffs · 31 May 2026 · match #483 · stadium Dörf
Kinkykiller · The Inconveniences (Undead)
🏈 TD: Groin Yeast (Ghoul), Beethrax (Wight)
💥 Casualties caused: Kidney Stoner (Ghoul)
🩹 Own injuries: Mediumpox (Ghoul) – Serious Concussion (-1 AV); Bruised Pelvis (Skeleton) – ☠️ died
⭐ MVP: Groin Yeast (Ghoul)
📈 SPP: Groin Yeast +8 ⬆️ level up!, Beethrax +3, Kidney Stoner +2
Turnipmanager · Human Wannabes (Orc)
🏈 TD: Andy (Blitzer)
💥 Casualties caused: James (Blocker), Andrew (Blitzer), SIR SHATAN (Blocker) (1 kill)
🩹 Own injuries: Roy (Thrower) – Fractured Arm (misses next game); Robert (Lineman) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Stephen (Lineman)
📈 SPP: Stephen +5, Andy +3 ⬆️ level up!, James +2, Andrew +2, SIR SHATAN +2 ⬆️ level up!
Match summary
| Kinkykiller | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 2 | 1 |
| Casualties caused | 1 | 3 |
| Turnovers | 5 | 5 |
| Blocks | 62 | 51 |
| Possession | 19% of turns | 47% of turns |
| Armour broken | 8 of 43 | 13 of 37 |
| Dice luck | +5.7 (moves +3.8, blocks +2.9, armour −1.0) | +2.4 (moves +2.8, blocks +0.1, armour −0.5) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Dodge 3+ | 🩹 Mediumpox | TD 1–0 | ✖ Block 1D | ||
| Turnipmanager | 🩹 Roy | ✖ Block 1D | ● ball | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Foul (sent off) |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | ✖ Foul (sent off) | |||||||
| Turnipmanager | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | TD 1–1🩹 Robert |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 17 · Kinkykiller: Bruised Pelvis was killed
- Turn 18 · Kinkykiller: Lactose Intolerance failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 3 · Kinkykiller: Live Aids failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 7 · Turnipmanager: Andrew failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Kinkykiller · The Inconveniences
5 turnovers: 2 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge, 1 gfi, 1 foul. 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 2 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Dodge 3+ | – | 1 | Live Aids |
| 8 | Block 1D | – | 0 | <3burn |
| 16 | Foul (sent off) | yes | 5 | Titus the Dead Jester |
| 18 | GFI 2+ | yes | 6 | Lactose Intolerance |
| 19 | Block 1D | – | 1 | <3burn |
Turnipmanager · Human Wannabes
5 turnovers: 2 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 2 dodges, 1 foul. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 3 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Block 1D | – | 2 | Andrew |
| 7 | Dodge 3+ | – | 8 | Andrew |
| 8 | Foul (sent off) | – | 6 | Clyde |
| 20 | Block 2D | – | 6 | SIR SHATAN |
| 21 | Dodge 5+ | – | 2 | James |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Kinkykiller | Turnipmanager |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 6/8 (75%, exp. 65%) | 6/9 (67%, exp. 59%) |
| GFI | 13/15 (87%, exp. 83%) | 12/12 (100%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 3/3 (100%, exp. 67%) | 4/6 (67%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | – | 2/3 (67%, exp. 61%) |
| Block 1 die | 23 · defender down 7, blocker down 3 | 5 · defender down 3, blocker down 1 |
| Block 2 dice | 47 · defender down 30, blocker down 6 | 50 · defender down 28, blocker down 4 |
| Block 3 dice | – | 1 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 8, Dodge 1, GFI 1 | Block 5, Pick-up 2, Dodge 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Kinkykiller: 10 games this season, 107 in all; Turnipmanager: 9 games this season, 52 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Undead 97 games, Orc 92 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Kinkykiller | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 5 (season 6.3 · career 5.8 · Undead 5.5) | 5 (season 4.0 · career 4.8 · Orc 5.4) |
| Possession % | 19 (season 40.7 · career 39.5 · Undead 38.4) | 47 (season 40.6 · career 38.3 · Orc 39.1) |
| Blocks | 62 (season 46.1 · career 49.2 · Undead 46.4) | 51 (season 44.7 · career 38.3 · Orc 46.9) |
| Casualties caused | 1 (season 1.3 · career 1.9 · Undead 2.2) | 3 (season 1.9 · career 1.5 · Orc 1.4) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 1 (season 1.5 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6) | 3 (season 0.4 · career 1.0 · Orc 1.1) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | 1 | The Colored Death | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 2 | Rabies Babies | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 3 | Live Aids | Wight | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 4 | Beethrax | Wight | 1 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 5 | Mediumpox | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | Serious Concussion | |
| Kinkykiller | 6 | Titus the Dead Jester | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 7 | <3burn | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 8 | Bruised Pelvis | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ☠️ died | |
| Kinkykiller | 10 | Lactose Intolerance | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 12 | Groin Yeast | Ghoul | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0 | ⭐ | 8 | |
| Kinkykiller | 13 | Kidney Stoner | Ghoul | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 1 | Stephen | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Turnipmanager | 2 | Robert | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Turnipmanager | 3 | Roy | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Fractured Arm | |
| Turnipmanager | 4 | Carl | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 5 | SIR SHATAN | Blocker | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 6 | Connor | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 7 | James | Blocker | 0 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 8 | Flabby Cheeks Rob | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 9 | Andy | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 56 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 10 | Andrew | Blitzer | 0 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 11 | Clyde | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 1 | 0 |
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