Rokii 1–1 Turnipmanager
Season 9, regular season, round 7 · 31 Jul 2025 · match #488 · stadium Camelot
Rokii · The Circular Table (Bretonnian)
🏈 TD: Sir Lancelot (Knight)
💥 Casualties caused: Sir Galahad (Peasant)
🩹 Own injuries: Sir Gaheris (Peasant) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Sir Percival (Knight)
📈 SPP: Sir Percival +6, Sir Lancelot +3 ⬆️ level up!, Sir Galahad +2
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside (Undead)
🏈 TD: Shiny Eye Piplup (Ghoul)
💥 Casualties caused: Gandalf Looking Mofo (Wight)
🩹 Own injuries: Chinless (Zombie) – Badly Hurt; Bandana Man's Brother (Mummy) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Funny Smooth Head (Ghoul)
📈 SPP: Funny Smooth Head +5, Shiny Eye Piplup +3, Gandalf Looking Mofo +2
Match summary
| Rokii | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 1 | 1 |
| Casualties caused | 1 | 1 |
| Turnovers | 4 | 4 |
| Blocks | 32 | 35 |
| Possession | 37% of turns | 62% of turns |
| Armour broken | 13 of 31 | 6 of 23 |
| Dice luck | +11.8 (moves +5.2, blocks +5.0, armour +1.7) | +0.6 (moves +1.3, blocks +1.9, armour −2.6) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rokii | ● ball | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ● ball | ✖ Foul (sent off) | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Foul (sent off) | ||
| Turnipmanager | 🩹 Chinless | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | 🩹 Bandana | ✖ Dodge 4+ | TD 0–1 |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rokii | 🩹 Sir | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | TD 1–1 | |||
| Turnipmanager | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ GFI 2+ | ● ball |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 15 · Turnipmanager: Frankenstein's Dad failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 5 · Rokii: Sir Gawain failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 14 · Turnipmanager: Funny Smooth Head failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 8 · Turnipmanager: Shiny Eye Piplup made a 4+ catch (50% chance) and the team scored
Turnovers
Rokii · The Circular Table
4 turnovers: 2 dodges, 2 fouls. 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 3 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Dodge 4+ | – | 2 | Sir Lancelot |
| 4 | Foul (sent off) | yes | 5 | Little Earl |
| 5 | Dodge 3+ | – | 6 | Sir Gawain |
| 6 | Foul (sent off) | yes | 6 | Big Bert |
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside
4 turnovers: 1 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 2 dodges, 1 gfi. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | Dodge 4+ | – | 3 | Bald By Choice |
| 13 | Block 1D | – | 3 | Little Bunny Toy |
| 14 | Dodge 3+ | – | 4 | Funny Smooth Head |
| 15 | GFI 2+ | – | 5 | Frankenstein's Dad |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Rokii | Turnipmanager |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 5/8 (62%, exp. 65%) | 7/11 (64%, exp. 65%) |
| GFI | 6/7 (86%, exp. 83%) | 2/3 (67%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 3/3 (100%, exp. 67%) | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | 2/2 (100%, exp. 67%) | 5/5 (100%, exp. 57%) |
| Pass | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) | – |
| Block 1 die | 10 · defender down 5, blocker down 1 | 4 · defender down 1, blocker down 3 |
| Block 2 dice | 25 · defender down 20, blocker down 0 | 35 · defender down 21, blocker down 1 |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 3, Dodge 1, GFI 1 | Block 4, Dodge 2 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Rokii: 13 games this season, 58 in all; Turnipmanager: 14 games this season, 52 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Bretonnian 57 games, Undead 96 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Rokii | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 4 (season 4.3 · career 4.3 · Bretonnian 4.8) | 4 (season 4.0 · career 4.8 · Undead 5.5) |
| Possession % | 37 (season 38.5 · career 42.0 · Bretonnian 37.1) | 62 (season 39.3 · career 38.0 · Undead 37.9) |
| Blocks | 32 (season 39.7 · career 47.0 · Bretonnian 41.7) | 35 (season 42.6 · career 38.6 · Undead 46.8) |
| Casualties caused | 1 (season 1.4 · career 2.0 · Bretonnian 1.6) | 1 (season 2.2 · career 1.6 · Undead 2.2) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 1 (season 0.5 · career 0.6 · Bretonnian 1.0) | 1 (season 1.3 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rokii | 1 | Sir Lancelot | Knight | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Rokii | 2 | Sir Gawain | Knight | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Rokii | 3 | Sir Geraint | Knight | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 36 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Rokii | 4 | Sir Percival | Knight | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0 | ⭐ | 6 | |
| Rokii | 5 | Sir Bors the Younger | Yeoman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Rokii | 6 | Sir Lamorak | Yeoman | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Rokii | 7 | Big Bert | Peasant | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Rokii | 8 | Little Earl | Peasant | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Rokii | 9 | Sir Artoria | Yeoman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Rokii | 10 | Sir Gaheris | Peasant | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Rokii | 11 | Sir Galahad | Peasant | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 1 | Calcium | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 2 | Boned Bandana | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 3 | Chinless | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Turnipmanager | 4 | Bald By Choice | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 5 | Frankenstein's Dad | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 6 | Shiny Eye Piplup | Ghoul | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 62 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 7 | Small Duckie | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 8 | Gandalf Looking Mofo | Wight | 0 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 9 | Saruman Looking Mofo | Wight | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 10 | Diglett's Legs | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 11 | Bandana Man's Brother | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Turnipmanager | 12 | Little Bunny Toy | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 13 | Funny Smooth Head | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 1 | ⭐ | 5 |
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