Gagis 0–2 Turnipmanager
Season 9, regular season, round 13 · 13 Oct 2025 · match #489 · stadium Ruttopuisto
Gagis · Rakkauden Lähettiläät (Nurgle)
💥 Casualties caused: Ul-sa (Pestigor)
🩹 Own injuries: Syöpä (Rotter) – ☠️ died
⭐ MVP: Ul-sa (Pestigor)
📈 SPP: Ul-sa +7 ⬆️ level up!, R-L Luukkanen-Kilde +1
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside (Undead)
🏈 TD: Little Bunny Toy (Ghoul), Shiny Eye Piplup (Ghoul)
💥 Casualties caused: Bandana Man's Brother (Mummy) – 2 casualties (incl. 1 kill), Diglett's Legs (Mummy)
🩹 Own injuries: Small Duckie (Ghoul) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Bald By Choice (Zombie)
📈 SPP: Bald By Choice +5, Bandana Man's Brother +4, Little Bunny Toy +3, Shiny Eye Piplup +3, Diglett's Legs +2
Match summary
| Gagis | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 0 | 2 |
| Casualties caused | 1 | 3 |
| Turnovers | 3 | 3 |
| Blocks | 46 | 47 |
| Possession | 25% of turns | 50% of turns |
| Armour broken | 10 of 34 | 7 of 34 |
| Dice luck | +3.9 (moves +4.7, blocks −0.5, armour −0.2) | +1.9 (moves +2.8, blocks +2.2, armour −3.2) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gagis | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | ● ball | ☠️ Syöpä | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | |
| Turnipmanager | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ● ball | TD 0–1🩹 Small | ✖ Block 2D |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gagis | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Foul (sent off) | ||||||
| Turnipmanager | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Dodge 6+ | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | TD 0–2 |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 4 · Gagis: Syöpä was killed
- Turn 14 · Gagis: Andrew Weil failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Gagis · Rakkauden Lähettiläät
3 turnovers: 1 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 gfi, 1 foul. 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Block 2D | yes | 9 | Samuel Hahnemann |
| 14 | GFI 2+ | – | 3 | Andrew Weil |
| 16 | Foul (sent off) | yes | 3 | Ul-sa |
Turnipmanager · Deader Inside
3 turnovers: 1 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 2 dodges. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | Dodge 4+ | – | 5 | Saruman Looking Mofo |
| 8 | Block 2D | yes | 3 | Diglett's Legs |
| 12 | Dodge 6+ | – | 1 | Dik Pickle |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Gagis | Turnipmanager |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 2/2 (100%, exp. 67%) | 9/13 (69%, exp. 62%) |
| GFI | 6/8 (75%, exp. 83%) | 9/9 (100%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 4/4 (100%, exp. 79%) | 3/4 (75%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | 3/3 (100%, exp. 72%) | – |
| Pass | 1/1 (100%, exp. 50%) | – |
| Block 1 die | 2 · defender down 2, blocker down 0 | 6 · defender down 5, blocker down 1 |
| Block 2 dice | 40 · defender down 21, blocker down 1 | 41 · defender down 27, blocker down 1 |
| Block 3 dice | 6 · defender down 6, blocker down 0 | 1 · defender down 0, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 red | – | 1 · defender down 0, blocker down 0 |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 2, GFI 1 | Block 2, Dodge 2, Pick-up 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Gagis: 9 games this season, 28 in all; Turnipmanager: 14 games this season, 52 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Nurgle 35 games, Undead 96 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Gagis | Turnipmanager | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 3 (season 4.0 · career 4.9 · Nurgle 5.7) | 3 (season 4.1 · career 4.8 · Undead 5.5) |
| Possession % | 25 (season 36.3 · career 29.8 · Nurgle 31.1) | 50 (season 40.1 · career 38.2 · Undead 38.1) |
| Blocks | 46 (season 43.1 · career 41.4 · Nurgle 39.4) | 47 (season 41.8 · career 38.4 · Undead 46.6) |
| Casualties caused | 1 (season 1.3 · career 1.3 · Nurgle 1.4) | 3 (season 2.1 · career 1.5 · Undead 2.2) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 0 (season 0.8 · career 1.3 · Nurgle 0.8) | 2 (season 1.2 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gagis | 1 | Maria Nordin | Pestigor | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Gagis | 2 | R-L Luukkanen-Kilde | Pestigor | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | ||
| Gagis | 3 | Ul-sa | Pestigor | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ⭐ | 7 | |
| Gagis | 4 | La Grrarh | Pestigor | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Gagis | 5 | Samuel Hahnemann | Beast | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Gagis | 6 | Deepak Chopra | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Gagis | 7 | Andrew Weil | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Gagis | 8 | Robert Kennedy, Jr. | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Gagis | 9 | Dr. Oz | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Gagis | 10 | Syöpä | Rotter | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 0 | ☠️ died | |
| Gagis | 11 | Koronavirus | Rotter | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Gagis | 12 | The Stroker | Rotter | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Gagis | 13 | Tuhkarokko | Rotter | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 1 | Waffles in Chicken | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 2 | Dik Pickle | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 3 | Decap Mate | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 4 | Bald By Choice | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Turnipmanager | 5 | Frankenstein's Dad | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 6 | Shiny Eye Piplup | Ghoul | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 68 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 7 | Small Duckie | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Turnipmanager | 8 | Gandalf Looking Mofo | Wight | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 9 | Saruman Looking Mofo | Wight | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 10 | Diglett's Legs | Mummy | 0 | 1 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 11 | Bandana Man's Brother | Mummy | 0 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 12 | Little Bunny Toy | Ghoul | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 13 | Funny Smooth Head | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Turnipmanager | 15 | Syöpä | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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