Kinkykiller 2–1 Suklaamonni
Season 9, regular season, round 8 · 10 Aug 2025 · match #507 · stadium Statinium
Kinkykiller · Whoman? (Human)
🏈 TD: Comatoser (Catcher), Insulinium (Catcher)
🩹 Own injuries: Dr. Estranged (Blitzer) – Badly Hurt; Dr. Gout (Catcher) – Broken Neck (-1 AG)
⭐ MVP: The Flatulender (Blitzer)
📈 SPP: The Flatulender +5 ⬆️ level up!, Comatoser +3, Insulinium +3 ⬆️ level up!
Suklaamonni · Röinö and 11 dwarves (Chaos Dwarf)
🏈 TD: VekaraVäkkyrä (Hobgoblin)
💥 Casualties caused: Grumpy (Blocker), Sleepy (Blocker)
⭐ MVP: Gingerbread (Hobgoblin)
📈 SPP: Gingerbread +5 ⬆️ level up!, VekaraVäkkyrä +3, Grumpy +2 ⬆️ level up!, Sleepy +2
Match summary
| Kinkykiller | Suklaamonni | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 2 | 1 |
| Casualties caused | 0 | 2 |
| Turnovers | 6 | 6 |
| Blocks | 47 | 61 |
| Possession | 37% of turns | 37% of turns |
| Armour broken | 8 of 32 | 8 of 43 |
| Dice luck | +0.8 (moves +1.8, blocks −0.1, armour −1.0) | −5.9 (moves −3.5, blocks +1.5, armour −3.9) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | ● ball | 🩹 Dr. | TD 1–0🩹 Dr. | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Dodge 4+ | |||
| Suklaamonni | ● ball | ✖ Catch 5+ | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Catch 6+ |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | ● ball | ● ball | TD 2–0 | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Block 1D | |
| Suklaamonni | ✖ GFI 2+ | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Dodge 4+ | TD 2–1 | ✖ GFI 2+ |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 7 · Kinkykiller: The Flatulender failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 9 · Suklaamonni: Sneezy failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 16 · Suklaamonni: Gingerbread failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 15 · Kinkykiller: 4-Stroker failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Kinkykiller · Whoman?
6 turnovers: 3 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice), 2 dodges, 1 gfi. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 3 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | GFI 2+ | yes | 3 | The Flatulender |
| 8 | Dodge 4+ | – | 3 | Insulinium |
| 12 | Block 1D | – | 1 | Comatoser |
| 13 | Block 2D | – | 8 | 4-Stroker |
| 15 | Dodge 3+ | – | 8 | 4-Stroker |
| 16 | Block 1D | – | 6 | Cataract |
Suklaamonni · Röinö and 11 dwarves
6 turnovers: 1 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge, 2 gfis, 2 catchs. 3 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Catch 5+ | yes | 1 | Dopey |
| 6 | Block 1D | – | 4 | Doc |
| 7 | Catch 6+ | yes | 1 | Grumpy |
| 9 | GFI 2+ | – | 0 | Sneezy |
| 14 | Dodge 4+ | yes | 0 | Sneezy |
| 16 | GFI 2+ | – | 3 | Gingerbread |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Kinkykiller | Suklaamonni |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 13/16 (81%, exp. 64%) | 1/4 (25%, exp. 58%) |
| GFI | 15/18 (83%, exp. 83%) | 13/16 (81%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/2 (100%, exp. 67%) | 6/8 (75%, exp. 60%) |
| Catch | 1/8 (12%, exp. 29%) | 0/6 (0%, exp. 25%) |
| Block 1 die | 13 · defender down 5, blocker down 4 | 13 · defender down 7, blocker down 1 |
| Block 2 dice | 39 · defender down 22, blocker down 4 | 48 · defender down 31, blocker down 2 |
| Block 3 dice | – | 4 · defender down 2, blocker down 0 |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 5, Catch 2, GFI 2, Dodge 1 | Block 4, Dodge 1, GFI 1, Pick-up 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Kinkykiller: 13 games this season, 107 in all; Suklaamonni: 11 games this season, 40 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Human 85 games, Chaos Dwarf 91 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Kinkykiller | Suklaamonni | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 6 (season 5.9 · career 5.8 · Human 5.7) | 6 (season 6.9 · career 8.2 · Chaos Dwarf 4.1) |
| Possession % | 37 (season 39.2 · career 39.4 · Human 37.3) | 37 (season 38.2 · career 33.4 · Chaos Dwarf 44.4) |
| Blocks | 47 (season 44.3 · career 49.4 · Human 38.6) | 61 (season 50.9 · career 47.6 · Chaos Dwarf 51.9) |
| Casualties caused | 0 (season 1.8 · career 1.9 · Human 1.8) | 2 (season 1.9 · career 1.9 · Chaos Dwarf 2.0) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 2 (season 0.7 · career 1.0 · Human 1.4) | 2 (season 3.0 · career 2.3 · Chaos Dwarf 1.0) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | 1 | Dr. Estranged | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Kinkykiller | 3 | Cataract | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 4 | The Flatulender | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Kinkykiller | 5 | Mr. Parkinson | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 6 | Mr. Alzheimer | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 7 | Dr. Gout | Catcher | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | Broken Neck | |
| Kinkykiller | 8 | Sclerosis Multiplier | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 9 | Comatoser | Catcher | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 44 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 10 | Kidney Rock | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 12 | Insulinium | Catcher | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 32 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 13 | Diaperer | Ogre | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 14 | 4-Stroker | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 1 | VekaraVäkkyrä | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 2 | Buliukko | Bullcentaur | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 3 | Doc | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 4 | Grumpy | Blocker | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 6 | Sleepy | Blocker | 0 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 7 | Bashful | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 8 | Sneezy | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 9 | Gingerbread | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 1 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Suklaamonni | 10 | Crunchy | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 11 | Dopey | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 32 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 12 | Punaparta | Bullcentaur | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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