Kinkykiller 2–0 Halfstack
Season 9, regular season, round 11 · 25 Sep 2025 · match #513 · stadium Statinium
Kinkykiller · Whoman? (Human)
🏈 TD: Mr. Parkinson (Thrower), Insulinium (Catcher)
💥 Casualties caused: Diaperer (Ogre) – 2 casualties
🩹 Own injuries: Incontinender (Blitzer) – Groin Strain (misses next game)
✋ Interception: Comatoser (Catcher)
⭐ MVP: Rheumatismo (Catcher)
📈 SPP: Rheumatismo +5, Diaperer +4, Mr. Parkinson +3, Insulinium +3, Comatoser +2, Dr. Estranged +1
Halfstack · The Whisker Whisks (Skaven)
💥 Casualties caused: Ratcus Samuelsson (Runner)
🩹 Own injuries: Rachael Rat (Blitzer) – Badly Hurt; Joël Robuchew (Lineman) – Badly Hurt; Amer Alhawrat (Lineman) – Fractured Leg (misses next game)
⭐ MVP: Gordon Ramsrat (Ratogre)
📈 SPP: Gordon Ramsrat +5, Ratcus Samuelsson +2, Susur Lee +1 ⬆️ level up!
Match summary
| Kinkykiller | Halfstack | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 2 | 0 |
| Casualties caused | 2 | 1 |
| Turnovers | 3 | 8 |
| Blocks | 58 | 35 |
| Possession | 37% of turns | 31% of turns |
| Armour broken | 16 of 37 | 6 of 23 |
| Dice luck | +6.3 (moves +1.5, blocks +3.4, armour +1.4) | +5.5 (moves +5.2, blocks +2.4, armour −2.1) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Pass 6+ | ● ball | TD 1–0 | ||||
| Halfstack | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Catch 3+ | ✖ Block 1D | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D red |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | ● ball | ● ball | 🩹 Incontinender | ● ball | TD 2–0 | ✖ Pass 4+ | ||
| Halfstack | ✖ Dodge 2+ | ✖ Block 1D | 🩹 Joël | ✖ Block 2D | ● ball | ✖ Pass 4+🩹 Amer | ✖ Catch 2+🩹 Rachael |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 10 · Halfstack: Daniel Boil-yew failed a 2+ dodge (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 15 · Halfstack: Susur Lee failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 16 · Halfstack: Ferran Adrirat failed a 2+ catch (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 8 · Kinkykiller: Dr. Estranged made a 5+ pass (33% chance) and the team scored
- Turn 3 · Halfstack: Susur Lee failed a 3+ catch (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Kinkykiller · Whoman?
3 turnovers: 1 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 2 passs. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Block 1D | yes | 2 | Cataract |
| 4 | Pass 6+ | – | 1 | Comatoser |
| 16 | Pass 4+ | – | 5 | Pnemoniman |
Halfstack · The Whisker Whisks
8 turnovers: 4 from blocks (3 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge, 2 catchs, 1 pass. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 5 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Catch 3+ | – | 5 | Susur Lee |
| 4 | Block 1D | – | 5 | Tala Ratshmi |
| 8 | Block 2D red | – | 1 | Susur Lee |
| 10 | Dodge 2+ | yes | 3 | Daniel Boil-yew |
| 11 | Block 1D | – | 4 | Susur Lee |
| 13 | Block 2D | – | 8 | Anthony Bourdain-tail |
| 15 | Pass 4+ | – | 8 | Susur Lee |
| 16 | Catch 2+ | – | 6 | Ferran Adrirat |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Kinkykiller | Halfstack |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 6/7 (86%, exp. 67%) | 17/18 (94%, exp. 70%) |
| GFI | 6/6 (100%, exp. 83%) | 13/14 (93%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 4/4 (100%, exp. 62%) | 6/6 (100%, exp. 64%) |
| Catch | 2/4 (50%, exp. 67%) | 1/4 (25%, exp. 75%) |
| Pass | 1/4 (25%, exp. 29%) | 2/4 (50%, exp. 58%) |
| Block 1 die | 6 · defender down 1, blocker down 1 | 6 · defender down 3, blocker down 3 |
| Block 2 dice | 49 · defender down 32, blocker down 1 | 29 · defender down 18, blocker down 1 |
| Block 3 dice | 5 · defender down 3, blocker down 0 | 2 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 red | – | 3 · defender down 0, blocker down 2 |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 2, Catch 2, Dodge 1, Pass 1 | Block 5, Catch 1, GFI 1, Pass 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Kinkykiller: 13 games this season, 107 in all; Halfstack: 12 games this season, 41 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Human 85 games, Skaven 58 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Kinkykiller | Halfstack | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 3 (season 6.2 · career 5.8 · Human 5.7) | 8 (season 7.1 · career 6.3 · Skaven 6.4) |
| Possession % | 37 (season 39.2 · career 39.4 · Human 37.3) | 31 (season 22.7 · career 33.2 · Skaven 30.5) |
| Blocks | 58 (season 43.5 · career 49.3 · Human 38.5) | 35 (season 32.2 · career 38.6 · Skaven 34.2) |
| Casualties caused | 2 (season 1.6 · career 1.8 · Human 1.8) | 1 (season 1.6 · career 1.4 · Skaven 1.5) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 0 (season 0.8 · career 1.0 · Human 1.4) | 1 (season 1.0 · career 1.3 · Skaven 1.3) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | 1 | Dr. Estranged | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 1 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 2 | Incontinender | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Groin Strain | |
| Kinkykiller | 3 | Cataract | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 4 | The Flatulender | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 5 | Mr. Parkinson | Thrower | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 6 | Mr. Alzheimer | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 7 | Rheumatismo | Catcher | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Kinkykiller | 9 | Comatoser | Catcher | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 10 | Kidney Rock | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 11 | Pnemoniman | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 12 | Insulinium | Catcher | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 13 | Diaperer | Ogre | 0 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 14 | 4-Stroker | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Halfstack | 1 | Gordon Ramsrat | Ratogre | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Halfstack | 2 | Anthony Bourdain-tail | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Halfstack | 3 | Rachael Rat | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Halfstack | 4 | Daniel Boil-yew | Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Halfstack | 5 | Eric Ripertail | Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 26 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Halfstack | 6 | Ferran Adrirat | Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Halfstack | 7 | Joël Robuchew | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Halfstack | 8 | Heston Blumentail | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Halfstack | 9 | Nigella Ratson | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Halfstack | 10 | Amer Alhawrat | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 0 | Fractured Leg | |
| Halfstack | 11 | Tala Ratshmi | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Halfstack | 12 | Ratcus Samuelsson | Runner | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Halfstack | 13 | Susur Lee | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 4 | 1 |
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