Gagis 1–1 Kinkykiller

Season 9, regular season, round 1 · 8 Jun 2025 · match #517 · stadium Ruttopuisto

Gagis · Rakkauden Lähettiläät (Nurgle)

🏈 TD: Sikainfluenssa (Rotter)
💥 Casualties caused: Dr. Oz (Warrior) (1 kill), Andrew Weil (Warrior)
🩹 Own injuries: Sikainfluenssa (Rotter) – Badly Hurt; Tuhkarokko (Rotter) – Badly Hurt; Andrew Weil (Warrior) – Damaged Back (Niggling)
⭐ MVP: Deepak Chopra (Warrior)
📈 SPP: Deepak Chopra +5, Sikainfluenssa +3, Dr. Oz +2, Andrew Weil +2

Kinkykiller · Whoman? (Human)

🏈 TD: Incontinender (Blitzer)
💥 Casualties caused: Dr. Estranged (Blitzer), The Flatulender (Blitzer), Cataract (Blitzer)
🩹 Own injuries: The Stroker (Lineman) – ☠️ died; Dr. Estranged (Blitzer) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Pnemoniman (Lineman)
📈 SPP: Pnemoniman +5, Incontinender +3, Dr. Estranged +2, The Flatulender +2, Cataract +2

Match summary

	Gagis	Kinkykiller
Touchdowns	1	1
Casualties caused	2	3
Turnovers	3	8
Blocks	50	48
Possession	25% of turns	50% of turns
Armour broken	14 of 33	8 of 32
Dice luck	+0.8 (moves +0.2, blocks −3.6, armour +4.3)	+1.5 (moves +1.5, blocks −0.1, armour +0.1)

Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.

Match flow

Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.

1st half	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Gagis	● ball	● ball	● ball	● ball		TD 1–0	✖ Dodge 4+🩹 Tuhkarokko	🩹 Sikainfluenssa
Kinkykiller	✖ Block 2D		✖ Dodge 3+	✖ Block 1D	✖ Dodge 3+	✖ Block 1D	✖ Catch 4+

2nd half	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16
Gagis					🩹 Andrew		✖ Block 2D	✖ Pass 4+
Kinkykiller	✖ Block 1D	● ball	🩹 Dr.	● ball	✖ Dodge 3+	● ball	● ball	TD 1–1☠️ The

Nuffle moments

The least likely rolls that decided a turn.

Turn 16 · Kinkykiller: The Stroker was killed
Turn 3 · Kinkykiller: Cataract failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 5 · Kinkykiller: The Flatulender failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 13 · Kinkykiller: Incontinender failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover

Turnovers

Gagis · Rakkauden Lähettiläät

3 turnovers: 1 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge, 1 pass. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
7	Dodge 4+	–	1	Koronavirus
15	Block 2D	–	3	Dr. Oz
16	Pass 4+	–	0	Koronavirus

Kinkykiller · Whoman?

8 turnovers: 4 from blocks (3 on 1 die or red dice), 3 dodges, 1 catch. 5 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
1	Block 2D	–	3	The Stroker
3	Dodge 3+	yes	0	Cataract
4	Block 1D	yes	2	Mr. Alzheimer
5	Dodge 3+	–	3	The Flatulender
6	Block 1D	yes	0	The Osteoporoser
7	Catch 4+	–	5	Pnemoniman
9	Block 1D	yes	3	The Osteoporoser
13	Dodge 3+	yes	1	Incontinender

Risk profile

Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).

Roll	Gagis	Kinkykiller
Dodge	0/1 (0%, exp. 50%)	7/11 (64%, exp. 67%)
GFI	10/10 (100%, exp. 83%)	11/12 (92%, exp. 83%)
Pick-up	3/3 (100%, exp. 67%)	4/4 (100%, exp. 67%)
Catch	1/2 (50%, exp. 33%)	1/4 (25%, exp. 33%)
Pass	0/1 (0%, exp. 50%)	–
Block 1 die	3 · defender down 1, blocker down 1	21 · defender down 7, blocker down 4
Block 2 dice	49 · defender down 24, blocker down 4	31 · defender down 20, blocker down 4
Block 3 dice	2 · defender down 1, blocker down 0	–
Re-rolls used on	Block 4	Block 4, Dodge 1, GFI 1

Compared with their usual game

This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Gagis: 9 games this season, 28 in all; Kinkykiller: 13 games this season, 107 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Nurgle 35 games, Human 85 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.

	Gagis	Kinkykiller
Turnovers	3 (season 4.0 · career 4.9 · Nurgle 5.7)	8 (season 5.8 · career 5.8 · Human 5.7)
Possession %	25 (season 36.3 · career 29.8 · Nurgle 31.1)	50 (season 38.2 · career 39.3 · Human 37.2)
Blocks	50 (season 42.7 · career 41.2 · Nurgle 39.3)	48 (season 44.2 · career 49.4 · Human 38.6)
Casualties caused	2 (season 1.2 · career 1.2 · Nurgle 1.3)	3 (season 1.5 · career 1.8 · Human 1.8)
Risky dodges (4+)	1 (season 0.7 · career 1.2 · Nurgle 0.8)	0 (season 0.8 · career 1.0 · Human 1.4)

Players

Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.

Coach	#	Player	Position	TD	CAS	Blocks	Run	TO	MVP	SPP	Injury
Gagis	1	Maria Nordin	Pestigor	0	0	3	34	0		0
Gagis	2	Samuel Hahnemann	Beast	0	0	7	0	0		0
Gagis	3	Andrew Weil	Warrior	0	1	6	0	0		2	Damaged Back
Gagis	4	Deepak Chopra	Warrior	0	0	8	0	0	⭐	5
Gagis	5	Robert Kennedy, Jr.	Warrior	0	0	7	0	0		0
Gagis	6	Dr. Oz	Warrior	0	1	7	0	1		2
Gagis	7	Tuhkarokko	Rotter	0	0	1	0	0		0	Badly Hurt
Gagis	8	Koronavirus	Rotter	0	0	2	0	2		0
Gagis	9	Sikainfluenssa	Rotter	1	0	1	2	0		3	Badly Hurt
Gagis	10	Syöpä	Rotter	0	0	2	0	0		0
Gagis	11	Rutto	Rotter	0	0	6	0	0		0
Gagis	12	The Stroker	Rotter	0	0	0	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	1	Dr. Estranged	Blitzer	0	1	4	0	0		2	Badly Hurt
Kinkykiller	2	Incontinender	Blitzer	1	0	6	34	1		3
Kinkykiller	3	Cataract	Blitzer	0	1	9	0	1		2
Kinkykiller	4	The Flatulender	Blitzer	0	1	7	0	1		2
Kinkykiller	5	Mr. Parkinson	Thrower	0	0	3	50	0		0
Kinkykiller	6	Mr. Alzheimer	Thrower	0	0	2	0	1		0
Kinkykiller	7	Arthrider	Lineman	0	0	6	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	8	The Osteoporoser	Lineman	0	0	4	0	2		0
Kinkykiller	9	The Stroker	Lineman	0	0	1	0	1		0	☠️ died
Kinkykiller	10	Kidney Rock	Lineman	0	0	2	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	11	Pnemoniman	Lineman	0	0	4	14	1	⭐	5

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