Kinkykiller 0–0 Pop-Khorne

Season 9, regular season, round 10 · 4 Sep 2025 · match #519 · stadium Statinium

Kinkykiller · Whoman? (Human)

💥 Casualties caused: Mr. Parkinson (Thrower), Diaperer (Ogre) – 2 casualties
🩹 Own injuries: Sclerosis Multiplier (Lineman) – Fractured Leg (misses next game)
⭐ MVP: Mr. Parkinson (Thrower)
📈 SPP: Mr. Parkinson +7 ⬆️ level up!, Diaperer +4 ⬆️ level up!

Pop-Khorne · Bighead Thinkers (Orc)

💥 Casualties caused: Jaw'n Rolls (Blitzer), Haygel (Lineman)
🩹 Own injuries: Stun Tzu (Troll) – Badly Hurt; Julius E-woe-la (Goblin) – Badly Hurt; Knee-che (Blitzer) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Stun Tzu (Troll)
📈 SPP: Stun Tzu +5 ⬆️ level up!, Jaw'n Rolls +2 ⬆️ level up!, Haygel +2

Match summary

	Kinkykiller	Pop-Khorne
Touchdowns	0	0
Casualties caused	3	2
Turnovers	8	1
Blocks	39	67
Possession	25% of turns	37% of turns
Armour broken	6 of 27	10 of 38
Dice luck	+4.2 (moves −2.2, blocks +5.9, armour +0.4)	−6.8 (moves +2.2, blocks −7.9, armour −1.0)

Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.

Match flow

Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.

1st half	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Kinkykiller	● ball	🩹 Sclerosis	✖ Catch 3+	✖ Dodge 3+	● ball		✖ Block 1D	✖ Pass 4+
Pop-Khorne	🩹 Stun	🩹 Knee-che			● ball	● ball	✖ Block 2D

2nd half	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16
Kinkykiller	✖ GFI 2+	✖ Block 1D		✖ Dodge 3+		● ball	● ball	✖ GFI 2+
Pop-Khorne	● ball	● ball	🩹 Julius	● ball	● ball	● ball

Nuffle moments

The least likely rolls that decided a turn.

Turn 9 · Kinkykiller: Pnemoniman failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 16 · Kinkykiller: Insulinium failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 3 · Kinkykiller: Pnemoniman failed a 3+ catch (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 4 · Kinkykiller: Incontinender failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 10 · Kinkykiller: Pnemoniman failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover

Turnovers

Kinkykiller · Whoman?

8 turnovers: 2 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice), 2 dodges, 2 gfis, 1 catch, 1 pass. 3 with the team re-roll still unused, 2 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
3	Catch 3+	–	2	Pnemoniman
4	Dodge 3+	yes	4	Incontinender
7	Block 1D	–	6	Kidney Rock
8	Pass 4+	–	2	The Flatulender
9	GFI 2+	yes	1	Pnemoniman
10	Block 1D	yes	1	Pnemoniman
12	Dodge 3+	–	0	Insulinium
16	GFI 2+	–	5	Insulinium

Pop-Khorne · Bighead Thinkers

1 turnover: 1 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice). 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
7	Block 2D	–	5	Shartre

Risk profile

Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).

Roll	Kinkykiller	Pop-Khorne
Dodge	16/23 (70%, exp. 67%)	2/2 (100%, exp. 67%)
GFI	11/15 (73%, exp. 83%)	7/8 (88%, exp. 83%)
Pick-up	7/8 (88%, exp. 67%)	3/3 (100%, exp. 67%)
Catch	0/4 (0%, exp. 42%)	3/9 (33%, exp. 31%)
Pass	0/2 (0%, exp. 50%)	–
Block 1 die	13 · defender down 6, blocker down 3	11 · defender down 6, blocker down 2
Block 2 dice	26 · defender down 20, blocker down 0	58 · defender down 26, blocker down 3
Block 3 dice	–	2 · defender down 1, blocker down 0
Block 2 red	1 · defender down 0, blocker down 0	–
Re-rolls used on	Dodge 5, GFI 2, Block 1, Catch 1, Pass 1, Pick-up 1	Block 4, Catch 1, GFI 1

Compared with their usual game

This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Kinkykiller: 13 games this season, 107 in all; Pop-Khorne: 13 games this season, 109 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Human 85 games, Orc 92 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.

	Kinkykiller	Pop-Khorne
Turnovers	8 (season 5.8 · career 5.8 · Human 5.7)	1 (season 3.6 · career 6.2 · Orc 5.4)
Possession %	25 (season 40.1 · career 39.5 · Human 37.4)	37 (season 47.8 · career 33.2 · Orc 39.2)
Blocks	39 (season 44.9 · career 49.4 · Human 38.7)	67 (season 53.2 · career 34.6 · Orc 46.7)
Casualties caused	3 (season 1.5 · career 1.8 · Human 1.8)	2 (season 1.4 · career 1.3 · Orc 1.4)
Risky dodges (4+)	0 (season 0.8 · career 1.0 · Human 1.4)	0 (season 0.5 · career 0.8 · Orc 1.1)

Players

Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.

Coach	#	Player	Position	CAS	Blocks	Run	TO	MVP	SPP	Injury
Kinkykiller	1	Dr. Estranged	Blitzer	0	5	14	0		0
Kinkykiller	2	Incontinender	Blitzer	0	2	0	1		0
Kinkykiller	3	Cataract	Blitzer	0	2	4	0		0
Kinkykiller	4	The Flatulender	Blitzer	0	7	6	1		0
Kinkykiller	5	Mr. Parkinson	Thrower	1	6	8	0	⭐	7
Kinkykiller	7	Rheumatismo	Catcher	0	0	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	8	Sclerosis Multiplier	Lineman	0	0	0	0		0	Fractured Leg
Kinkykiller	10	Kidney Rock	Lineman	0	2	0	1		0
Kinkykiller	11	Pnemoniman	Lineman	0	9	10	3		0
Kinkykiller	12	Insulinium	Catcher	0	0	16	2		0
Kinkykiller	13	Diaperer	Ogre	2	4	0	0		4
Kinkykiller	14	4-Stroker	Lineman	0	2	0	0		0
Pop-Khorne	1	Shockrates	Blocker	0	10	0	0		0
Pop-Khorne	2	Gills Delight	Blocker	0	8	0	0		0
Pop-Khorne	3	Francois Leotard	Blocker	0	10	0	0		0
Pop-Khorne	5	Slapvoy Zingzek	Blitzer	0	6	10	0		0
Pop-Khorne	6	Jaw'n Rolls	Blitzer	1	7	0	0		2
Pop-Khorne	7	Playdough	Blitzer	0	6	0	0		0
Pop-Khorne	8	Knee-che	Blitzer	0	0	0	0		0	Badly Hurt
Pop-Khorne	9	Spin Oza	Lineman	0	10	0	0		0
Pop-Khorne	10	Haygel	Lineman	1	3	0	0		2
Pop-Khorne	11	Shartre	Lineman	0	7	0	1		0
Pop-Khorne	12	Stun Tzu	Troll	0	0	0	0	⭐	5	Badly Hurt
Pop-Khorne	13	Julius E-woe-la	Goblin	0	0	0	0		0	Badly Hurt

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