Pop-Khorne 1–0 Gagis

Season 9, regular season, round 9 · 27 Aug 2025 · match #525 · stadium The Library

Pop-Khorne · Bighead Thinkers (Orc)

🏈 TD: Spin Oza (Lineman)
💥 Casualties caused: Spin Oza (Lineman)
🩹 Own injuries: Nom-nom Chompsky (Blocker) – Broken Jaw (misses next game); Shartre (Lineman) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Shockrates (Blocker)
📈 SPP: Shockrates +5 ⬆️ level up!, Spin Oza +5

Gagis · Rakkauden Lähettiläät (Nurgle)

💥 Casualties caused: Samuel Hahnemann (Beast), Robert Kennedy, Jr. (Warrior), Andrew Weil (Warrior)
⭐ MVP: The Stroker (Rotter)
📈 SPP: The Stroker +5, Samuel Hahnemann +2, Robert Kennedy, Jr. +2 ⬆️ level up!, Andrew Weil +2

Match summary

	Pop-Khorne	Gagis
Touchdowns	1	0
Casualties caused	1	3
Turnovers	3	4
Blocks	69	48
Possession	43% of turns	31% of turns
Armour broken	6 of 52	8 of 26
Dice luck	−1.9 (moves +1.7, blocks +3.0, armour −6.6)	+4.4 (moves +2.8, blocks −1.2, armour +2.8)

Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.

Match flow

Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.

1st half	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Pop-Khorne	✖ Block 1D	✖ Block 2D	● ball	● ball	● ball	● ball	● ball	TD 1–0
Gagis								✖ Block 2D

2nd half	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16
Pop-Khorne		🩹 Shartre					✖ Block 1D🩹 Nom-nom
Gagis	● ball	✖ Block 1D	● ball	● ball	● ball	✖ Block 2D	✖ GFI 2+

Nuffle moments

The least likely rolls that decided a turn.

Turn 15 · Gagis: Dr. Oz failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover

Turnovers

Pop-Khorne · Bighead Thinkers

3 turnovers: 3 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice). 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
1	Block 1D	–	0	Knee-che
2	Block 2D	yes	4	Stun Tzu
15	Block 1D	–	1	Nom-nom Chompsky

Gagis · Rakkauden Lähettiläät

4 turnovers: 3 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 1 gfi. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 3 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
8	Block 2D	–	7	Samuel Hahnemann
10	Block 1D	–	0	Robert Kennedy, Jr.
14	Block 2D	yes	8	Samuel Hahnemann
15	GFI 2+	–	5	Dr. Oz

Risk profile

Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).

Roll	Pop-Khorne	Gagis
Dodge	4/5 (80%, exp. 60%)	4/4 (100%, exp. 67%)
GFI	15/16 (94%, exp. 83%)	17/18 (94%, exp. 83%)
Pick-up	3/3 (100%, exp. 67%)	1/1 (100%, exp. 83%)
Catch	0/1 (0%, exp. 17%)	0/3 (0%, exp. 28%)
Block 1 die	14 · defender down 5, blocker down 5	14 · defender down 4, blocker down 3
Block 2 dice	59 · defender down 43, blocker down 2	37 · defender down 18, blocker down 4
Block 3 dice	–	1 · defender down 1, blocker down 0
Re-rolls used on	Block 4, Dodge 1, GFI 1	Block 4

Compared with their usual game

This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Pop-Khorne: 13 games this season, 109 in all; Gagis: 9 games this season, 28 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Orc 92 games, Nurgle 35 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.

	Pop-Khorne	Gagis
Turnovers	3 (season 3.5 · career 6.2 · Orc 5.4)	4 (season 3.9 · career 4.9 · Nurgle 5.6)
Possession %	43 (season 47.3 · career 33.1 · Orc 39.1)	31 (season 35.7 · career 29.6 · Nurgle 30.9)
Blocks	69 (season 53.0 · career 34.6 · Orc 46.7)	48 (season 42.9 · career 41.3 · Nurgle 39.4)
Casualties caused	1 (season 1.5 · career 1.3 · Orc 1.5)	3 (season 1.1 · career 1.2 · Nurgle 1.3)
Risky dodges (4+)	1 (season 0.4 · career 0.8 · Orc 1.1)	0 (season 0.8 · career 1.3 · Nurgle 0.8)

Players

Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.

Coach	#	Player	Position	TD	CAS	Blocks	Run	TO	MVP	SPP	Injury
Pop-Khorne	1	Shockrates	Blocker	0	0	5	0	0	⭐	5
Pop-Khorne	2	Gills Delight	Blocker	0	0	12	0	0		0
Pop-Khorne	3	Francois Leotard	Blocker	0	0	9	0	0		0
Pop-Khorne	4	Nom-nom Chompsky	Blocker	0	0	9	0	1		0	Broken Jaw
Pop-Khorne	5	Slapvoy Zingzek	Blitzer	0	0	13	4	0		0
Pop-Khorne	6	Jaw'n Rolls	Blitzer	0	0	0	0	0		0
Pop-Khorne	7	Playdough	Blitzer	0	0	5	0	0		0
Pop-Khorne	8	Knee-che	Blitzer	0	0	4	14	1		0
Pop-Khorne	9	Spin Oza	Lineman	1	1	9	26	0		5
Pop-Khorne	10	Haygel	Lineman	0	0	1	0	0		0
Pop-Khorne	11	Shartre	Lineman	0	0	0	0	0		0	Badly Hurt
Pop-Khorne	12	Stun Tzu	Troll	0	0	2	0	1		0
Gagis	1	Maria Nordin	Pestigor	0	0	5	0	0		0
Gagis	2	R-L Luukkanen-Kilde	Pestigor	0	0	4	26	0		0
Gagis	3	Ul-sa	Pestigor	0	0	4	0	0		0
Gagis	4	La Grrarh	Pestigor	0	0	2	0	0		0
Gagis	5	Samuel Hahnemann	Beast	0	1	7	0	2		2
Gagis	6	Deepak Chopra	Warrior	0	0	1	0	0		0
Gagis	7	Andrew Weil	Warrior	0	1	6	0	0		2
Gagis	8	Robert Kennedy, Jr.	Warrior	0	1	6	0	1		2
Gagis	9	Dr. Oz	Warrior	0	0	5	0	1		0
Gagis	11	Koronavirus	Rotter	0	0	2	0	0		0
Gagis	12	The Stroker	Rotter	0	0	0	0	0	⭐	5
Gagis	13	Tuhkarokko	Rotter	0	0	6	0	0		0

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