Kinkykiller 1–1 Rokii
Season 9, regular season, round 4 · 4 Jul 2025 · match #547 · stadium Statinium
Kinkykiller · Whoman? (Human)
🏈 TD: Mr. Alzheimer (Thrower)
🩹 Own injuries: Comatoser (Catcher) – Badly Hurt; Mr. Alzheimer (Thrower) – Broken Neck (-1 AG)
⭐ MVP: The Flatulender (Blitzer)
📈 SPP: The Flatulender +5 ⬆️ level up!, Mr. Alzheimer +3 ⬆️ level up!
Rokii · The Circular Table (Bretonnian)
🏈 TD: Sir Geraint (Knight)
💥 Casualties caused: Sir Geraint (Knight)
⭐ MVP: Sir Mordred (Yeoman)
📈 SPP: Sir Mordred +5, Sir Geraint +5 ⬆️ level up!, Sir Percival +1
Match summary
| Kinkykiller | Rokii | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 1 | 1 |
| Casualties caused | 0 | 1 |
| Turnovers | 4 | 4 |
| Blocks | 40 | 47 |
| Possession | 43% of turns | 31% of turns |
| Armour broken | 5 of 22 | 11 of 28 |
| Dice luck | −6.6 (moves −4.3, blocks −0.3, armour −1.9) | −1.8 (moves +0.5, blocks −5.6, armour +3.2) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | ● ball | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | TD 1–0 | ✖ Dodge 5+🩹 Comatoser |
| Rokii | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Block 1D | ● ball |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | 🩹 Mr. | ● ball | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Block 1D | ||||
| Rokii | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Catch 3+ | ● ball | ● ball | TD 1–1 | ✖ Block 2D | ● ball |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 11 · Rokii: Sir Gawain failed a 3+ catch (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 15 · Kinkykiller: Cataract failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 14 · Rokii: Sir Percival made a 4+ catch (50% chance) and the team scored
Turnovers
Kinkykiller · Whoman?
4 turnovers: 1 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 3 dodges. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Dodge 4+ | – | 3 | Dr. Gout |
| 8 | Dodge 5+ | – | 4 | Comatoser |
| 15 | Dodge 3+ | – | 5 | Cataract |
| 16 | Block 1D | – | 1 | Dr. Gout |
Rokii · The Circular Table
4 turnovers: 3 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 1 catch. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | Block 2D | – | 5 | Sir Galahad |
| 7 | Block 1D | – | 4 | Sir Galahad |
| 11 | Catch 3+ | – | 4 | Sir Gawain |
| 15 | Block 2D | – | 3 | Sir Galahad |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Kinkykiller | Rokii |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 7/15 (47%, exp. 59%) | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| GFI | 11/14 (79%, exp. 83%) | 4/5 (80%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/3 (67%, exp. 67%) | 5/5 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | 0/1 (0%, exp. 33%) | 3/10 (30%, exp. 50%) |
| Pass | – | 1/2 (50%, exp. 67%) |
| Block 1 die | 7 · defender down 2, blocker down 2 | 6 · defender down 3, blocker down 1 |
| Block 2 dice | 36 · defender down 22, blocker down 1 | 45 · defender down 21, blocker down 4 |
| Re-rolls used on | Dodge 5, Block 3, GFI 3, Pick-up 1 | Block 4, Catch 4, GFI 1, Pass 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Kinkykiller: 13 games this season, 107 in all; Rokii: 13 games this season, 58 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Human 85 games, Bretonnian 57 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Kinkykiller | Rokii | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 4 (season 6.1 · career 5.8 · Human 5.7) | 4 (season 4.3 · career 4.3 · Bretonnian 4.8) |
| Possession % | 43 (season 38.7 · career 39.3 · Human 37.2) | 31 (season 38.9 · career 42.1 · Bretonnian 37.2) |
| Blocks | 40 (season 44.8 · career 49.4 · Human 38.7) | 47 (season 38.5 · career 46.8 · Bretonnian 41.4) |
| Casualties caused | 0 (season 1.8 · career 1.9 · Human 1.8) | 1 (season 1.4 · career 2.0 · Bretonnian 1.6) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 3 (season 0.6 · career 1.0 · Human 1.4) | 0 (season 0.5 · career 0.6 · Bretonnian 1.0) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | 2 | Incontinender | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 3 | Cataract | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 4 | The Flatulender | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Kinkykiller | 5 | Mr. Parkinson | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 6 | Mr. Alzheimer | Thrower | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50 | 0 | 3 | Broken Neck | |
| Kinkykiller | 7 | Dr. Gout | Catcher | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 8 | The Osteoporoser | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 9 | Comatoser | Catcher | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Kinkykiller | 10 | Kidney Rock | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 11 | Pnemoniman | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 12 | Baron Smutzer | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Rokii | 1 | Sir Lancelot | Knight | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Rokii | 2 | Sir Gawain | Knight | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Rokii | 3 | Sir Geraint | Knight | 1 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 5 | ||
| Rokii | 4 | Sir Percival | Knight | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 0 | 1 | ||
| Rokii | 5 | Sir Bors the Younger | Yeoman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Rokii | 6 | Sir Lamorak | Yeoman | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Rokii | 7 | Tall Mate | Peasant | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Rokii | 8 | Sir Mordred | Yeoman | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Rokii | 9 | Big Albert | Peasant | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Rokii | 10 | Sir Gaheris | Peasant | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Rokii | 11 | Sir Galahad | Peasant | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
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