Kinkykiller 3–0 Schlieben
Season 9, regular season, round 6 · 23 Jul 2025 · match #554 · stadium Statinium
Kinkykiller · Whoman? (Human)
🏈 TD: Diaperer (Ogre), Mr. Parkinson (Thrower), Comatoser (Catcher)
💥 Casualties caused: Diaperer (Ogre), Cataract (Blitzer)
🩹 Own injuries: Cataract (Blitzer) – Badly Hurt; The Osteoporoser (Lineman) – ☠️ died
⭐ MVP: The Flatulender (Blitzer)
📈 SPP: The Flatulender +5, Diaperer +5, Mr. Parkinson +3, Comatoser +3, Cataract +2, Incontinender +1
Schlieben · Carnage Cult (Chaos)
💥 Casualties caused: Creeper Kraft (Beastman), Strangler Nilsen (Beastman) (1 kill)
🩹 Own injuries: Chainsaw Kemper (Beastman) – Damaged Back (Niggling); Bob (Beastman) – Badly Hurt; Skulldrainer Shipman2 (Beastman) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Butcher Bundy (Warrior)
📈 SPP: Butcher Bundy +5, Creeper Kraft +2, Strangler Nilsen +2
Match summary
| Kinkykiller | Schlieben | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 3 | 0 |
| Casualties caused | 2 | 2 |
| Turnovers | 4 | 7 |
| Blocks | 32 | 63 |
| Possession | 37% of turns | 31% of turns |
| Armour broken | 8 of 26 | 14 of 39 |
| Dice luck | +8.2 (moves +3.7, blocks +3.5, armour +1.1) | +3.1 (moves −0.8, blocks +0.7, armour +3.2) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Dodge 3+ | TD 1–0 | ✖ Block 2D🩹 Cataract | ||
| Schlieben | 🩹 Chainsaw | ✖ Block 2D🩹 Bob | ● ball | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ● ball |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | ☠️ The | ✖ Block 1D | TD 2–0 | TD 3–0 | ||||
| Schlieben | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | ● ball | ✖ Pick-up 4+ | ✖ Pick-up 4+ |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 9 · Kinkykiller: The Osteoporoser was killed
- Turn 16 · Kinkykiller: Incontinender made a 5+ pass (33% chance) and the team scored
- Turn 3 · Kinkykiller: Dr. Estranged failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 4 · Kinkykiller: Dr. Gout failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 7 · Schlieben: Hacksaw Holmes failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Kinkykiller · Whoman?
4 turnovers: 2 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 2 dodges. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 2 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | Dodge 3+ | yes | 0 | Dr. Estranged |
| 4 | Dodge 3+ | – | 5 | Dr. Gout |
| 8 | Block 2D | – | 4 | Mr. Parkinson |
| 10 | Block 1D | – | 5 | Comatoser |
Schlieben · Carnage Cult
7 turnovers: 3 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 2 dodges, 2 pick-ups. 5 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | Block 2D | yes | 2 | Bob |
| 6 | Dodge 4+ | yes | 1 | Maimer Manson |
| 7 | Dodge 3+ | yes | 1 | Hacksaw Holmes |
| 11 | Block 2D | yes | 2 | Slasher Ramirez |
| 13 | Block 2D | yes | 4 | Slasher Ramirez |
| 15 | Pick-up 4+ | – | 1 | Hacksaw Holmes |
| 16 | Pick-up 4+ | – | 7 | Hacksaw Holmes |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Kinkykiller | Schlieben |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 13/19 (68%, exp. 66%) | 2/6 (33%, exp. 58%) |
| GFI | 11/11 (100%, exp. 83%) | 10/12 (83%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/2 (100%, exp. 58%) | 3/6 (50%, exp. 56%) |
| Catch | 2/5 (40%, exp. 50%) | – |
| Pass | 1/2 (50%, exp. 33%) | – |
| Block 1 die | 4 · defender down 2, blocker down 1 | 5 · defender down 2, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 dice | 28 · defender down 19, blocker down 1 | 60 · defender down 32, blocker down 5 |
| Block 3 dice | – | 1 · defender down 0, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 red | 1 · defender down 0, blocker down 0 | – |
| Re-rolls used on | Dodge 4, Catch 2, Block 1, Pass 1 | Block 3, Dodge 2, GFI 2, Pick-up 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Kinkykiller: 13 games this season, 107 in all; Schlieben: 10 games this season, 82 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Human 85 games, Chaos 98 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Kinkykiller | Schlieben | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 4 (season 6.1 · career 5.8 · Human 5.7) | 7 (season 5.8 · career 4.8 · Chaos 5.4) |
| Possession % | 37 (season 39.2 · career 39.4 · Human 37.3) | 31 (season 40.3 · career 45.2 · Chaos 42.1) |
| Blocks | 32 (season 45.5 · career 49.5 · Human 38.8) | 63 (season 50.0 · career 43.8 · Chaos 47.4) |
| Casualties caused | 2 (season 1.6 · career 1.8 · Human 1.8) | 2 (season 1.9 · career 1.7 · Chaos 1.8) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 1 (season 0.8 · career 1.0 · Human 1.4) | 2 (season 0.7 · career 0.6 · Chaos 0.7) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | 1 | Dr. Estranged | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 2 | Incontinender | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 1 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 3 | Cataract | Blitzer | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | Badly Hurt | |
| Kinkykiller | 4 | The Flatulender | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Kinkykiller | 5 | Mr. Parkinson | Thrower | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 6 | Mr. Alzheimer | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 7 | Dr. Gout | Catcher | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 8 | The Osteoporoser | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ☠️ died | |
| Kinkykiller | 9 | Comatoser | Catcher | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 10 | Kidney Rock | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 11 | Pnemoniman | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 12 | Insulinium | Catcher | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 13 | Diaperer | Ogre | 1 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 0 | 5 | ||
| Schlieben | 1 | Ripper Ed Gein | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 2 | Butcher Bundy | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Schlieben | 3 | Slasher Ramirez | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 4 | Gutter Gacy | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 5 | Bob | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Schlieben | 6 | Chainsaw Kemper | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Damaged Back | |
| Schlieben | 7 | Strangler Nilsen | Beastman | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Schlieben | 8 | Maimer Manson | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 9 | Hacksaw Holmes | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 58 | 3 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 10 | Creeper Kraft | Beastman | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Schlieben | 11 | Skulldrainer Shipman2 | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Schlieben | 12 | Brisny Beard | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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