Schlieben 1–2 Kinkykiller
Season 10, regular season, round 1 · 17 Feb 2026 · match #575 · stadium 2nd place
Schlieben · Almost Legends (Skaven)
🏈 TD: Tomas Near Berdych (Runner)
💥 Casualties caused: Ivan "SilverHand" Lendl (Lineman), Valtteri "Shadow" Bottas (Lineman) (1 kill)
🩹 Own injuries: Felipe SoClose Massa (Runner) – Badly Hurt; Ivan "SilverHand" Lendl (Lineman) – Smashed Hand (misses next game); Valtteri "Shadow" Bottas (Lineman) – Fractured Leg (misses next game); Alexander Zverev (Lineman) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Jarryd "Almost" Ratchell (Lineman)
📈 SPP: Jarryd "Almost" Ratchell +5, Tomas Near Berdych +3, Ivan "SilverHand" Lendl +2, Valtteri "Shadow" Bottas +2
Kinkykiller · The Inconveniences (Undead)
🏈 TD: Mediumpox (Ghoul), Beethrax (Wight)
💥 Casualties caused: Tet Anus (Ghoul), Hemorrhoid (Skeleton), The Colored Death (Mummy)
🩹 Own injuries: Tet Anus (Ghoul) – ☠️ died
⭐ MVP: Tet Anus (Ghoul)
📈 SPP: Tet Anus +7 ⬆️ level up!, Mediumpox +3, Beethrax +3, Hemorrhoid +2, The Colored Death +2
Match summary
| Schlieben | Kinkykiller | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 1 | 2 |
| Casualties caused | 2 | 3 |
| Turnovers | 9 | 7 |
| Blocks | 26 | 35 |
| Possession | 25% of turns | 56% of turns |
| Armour broken | 7 of 22 | 16 of 31 |
| Dice luck | −3.4 (moves −3.3, blocks +2.1, armour −2.2) | −1.7 (moves −2.7, blocks −0.8, armour +1.8) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Schlieben | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Catch 2+ | ✖ Dodge 2+ | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Block 1D | ||
| Kinkykiller | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Foul (sent off) | ● ball | TD 0–1 |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Schlieben | 🩹 Alexander | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Block 1D🩹 Valtteri | ● ball | TD 1–2🩹 Felipe | ✖ Dodge 3+🩹 Ivan | ||
| Kinkykiller | ● ball | ✖ Catch 4+ | ✖ Block 1D☠️ Tet | ● ball | ● ball | TD 0–2 | ✖ Foul (sent off) | ✖ Pass 3+ |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 11 · Kinkykiller: Tet Anus was killed
- Turn 2 · Schlieben: Felipe SoClose Massa failed a 2+ catch (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 3 · Schlieben: Tomas Near Berdych failed a 2+ dodge (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 5 · Schlieben: Bob failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 1 · Schlieben: Valtteri "Shadow" Bottas failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Schlieben · Almost Legends
9 turnovers: 4 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice), 3 dodges, 1 gfi, 1 catch. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 3 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dodge 3+ | – | 8 | Valtteri "Shadow" Bottas |
| 2 | Catch 2+ | – | 3 | Felipe SoClose Massa |
| 3 | Dodge 2+ | – | 9 | Tomas Near Berdych |
| 4 | Block 2D | – | 2 | Alexander Zverev |
| 5 | GFI 2+ | – | 2 | Bob |
| 6 | Block 1D | – | 2 | Alexander Zverev |
| 11 | Block 2D | yes | 6 | Bob |
| 13 | Block 1D | – | 3 | Valtteri "Shadow" Bottas |
| 16 | Dodge 3+ | – | 1 | Laszlo Almost Cseh |
Kinkykiller · The Inconveniences
7 turnovers: 2 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge, 1 catch, 1 pass, 2 fouls. 3 with the team re-roll still unused, 2 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Block 2D | – | 9 | Hemorrhoid |
| 2 | Dodge 4+ | – | 1 | Inflamed Nostril |
| 6 | Foul (sent off) | yes | 5 | Inflamed Nostril |
| 10 | Catch 4+ | yes | 3 | Live Aids |
| 11 | Block 1D | – | 3 | Live Aids |
| 15 | Foul (sent off) | yes | 1 | Bruised Pelvis |
| 16 | Pass 3+ | – | 0 | Beethrax |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Schlieben | Kinkykiller |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 9/14 (64%, exp. 74%) | 3/5 (60%, exp. 60%) |
| GFI | 2/4 (50%, exp. 83%) | 4/4 (100%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/2 (100%, exp. 58%) | 4/6 (67%, exp. 61%) |
| Catch | 2/4 (50%, exp. 54%) | 2/6 (33%, exp. 47%) |
| Pass | – | 0/2 (0%, exp. 67%) |
| Block 1 die | 8 · defender down 2, blocker down 3 | 4 · defender down 2, blocker down 1 |
| Block 2 dice | 18 · defender down 12, blocker down 2 | 32 · defender down 17, blocker down 4 |
| Block 3 dice | – | 2 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 red | 1 · defender down 0, blocker down 0 | – |
| Re-rolls used on | Dodge 2, Block 1, GFI 1 | Block 3, Catch 1, Dodge 1, Pass 1, Pick-up 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Schlieben: 7 games this season, 82 in all; Kinkykiller: 10 games this season, 107 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Skaven 58 games, Undead 96 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Schlieben | Kinkykiller | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 9 (season 6.9 · career 4.8 · Skaven 6.4) | 7 (season 6.1 · career 5.8 · Undead 5.5) |
| Possession % | 25 (season 51.9 · career 45.3 · Skaven 30.6) | 56 (season 37.0 · career 39.2 · Undead 38.0) |
| Blocks | 26 (season 38.9 · career 44.2 · Skaven 34.3) | 35 (season 48.8 · career 49.5 · Undead 46.8) |
| Casualties caused | 2 (season 2.3 · career 1.7 · Skaven 1.5) | 3 (season 1.1 · career 1.8 · Undead 2.2) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 0 (season 1.6 · career 0.7 · Skaven 1.3) | 2 (season 1.4 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Schlieben | 1 | Jarryd "Almost" Ratchell | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Schlieben | 2 | Andy "RunnerUp" Murray | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 3 | Ivan "SilverHand" Lendl | Lineman | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | Smashed Hand | |
| Schlieben | 4 | Alexander Zverev | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Schlieben | 5 | Valtteri "Shadow" Bottas | Lineman | 0 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | Fractured Leg | |
| Schlieben | 6 | Noriaki Nearly Kasai | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 7 | Felipe SoClose Massa | Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Schlieben | 8 | Tomas Near Berdych | Runner | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Schlieben | 9 | Stirling Silverback | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 10 | Laszlo Almost Cseh | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Schlieben | 11 | Bob | Ratogre | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 1 | The Colored Death | Mummy | 0 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 2 | Rabies Babies | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 3 | Live Aids | Wight | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 4 | Beethrax | Wight | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 5 | Mediumpox | Ghoul | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 6 | Tet Anus | Ghoul | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 7 | ☠️ died |
| Kinkykiller | 7 | Inflamed Nostril | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 8 | Bruised Pelvis | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 9 | Hemorrhoid | Skeleton | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 10 | Lactose Intolerance | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 11 | Hairy Eyeballs | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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