Kinkykiller 0–4 Suklaamonni
Season 9, playoffs · 11 Nov 2025 · match #576 · stadium Statinium
Kinkykiller · Whoman? (Human)
💥 Casualties caused: Pnemoniman (Lineman)
🩹 Own injuries: The Flatulender (Blitzer) – Badly Hurt; Cataract (Blitzer) – Badly Hurt; Insulinium (Catcher) – Pinched Nerve (misses next game); 4-Stroker (Lineman) – ☠️ died; Comatoser (Catcher) – Fractured Leg (misses next game)
⭐ MVP: The Flatulender (Blitzer)
📈 SPP: The Flatulender +5, Pnemoniman +2, Mr. Parkinson +1
Suklaamonni · Röinö and 11 dwarves (Chaos Dwarf)
🏈 TD: Buliukko (Bullcentaur), Dopey (Hobgoblin), VekaraVäkkyrä (Hobgoblin), Gingerbread (Hobgoblin)
💥 Casualties caused: Buliukko (Bullcentaur), Dopey (Hobgoblin) (1 kill), Gingerbread (Hobgoblin), Doc (Blocker)
🩹 Own injuries: Gingerbread (Hobgoblin) – Broken Neck (-1 AG)
⭐ MVP: Buliukko (Bullcentaur)
📈 SPP: Buliukko +10 ⬆️ level up!, Dopey +6, Gingerbread +5, VekaraVäkkyrä +3 ⬆️ level up!, Doc +2
Match summary
| Kinkykiller | Suklaamonni | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 0 | 4 |
| Casualties caused | 1 | 4 |
| Turnovers | 12 | 4 |
| Blocks | 54 | 80 |
| Possession | 25% of turns | 37% of turns |
| Armour broken | 6 of 32 | 14 of 57 |
| Dice luck | −0.5 (moves −0.3, blocks +1.1, armour −1.3) | +2.7 (moves +4.7, blocks −0.5, armour −1.5) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Block 2D | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D | ✖ Pick-up 3+🩹 Comatoser | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Block 2D🩹 Insulinium |
| Suklaamonni | ● ball | ● ball | TD 0–1 | ✖ Pick-up 4+ | ✖ Block 2D red | 🩹 Gingerbread | TD 0–2 |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | ✖ Block 2D☠️ 4-Stroker | ✖ GFI 2+ | 🩹 Cataract | ✖ Block 2D red | ✖ Dodge 4+ | ✖ Dodge 6+ | 🩹 The | |
| Suklaamonni | ✖ Pick-up 4+ | ● ball | TD 0–3 | ● ball | ● ball | TD 0–4 | ✖ Block 2D |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 10 · Kinkykiller: 4-Stroker was killed
- Turn 5 · Suklaamonni: Buliukko failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 7 · Kinkykiller: The Silent Deaf failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 11 · Kinkykiller: Mr. Parkinson failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 8 · Suklaamonni: Buliukko made a 5+ catch (33% chance) and the team scored
Turnovers
Kinkykiller · Whoman?
12 turnovers: 5 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 4 dodges, 2 gfis, 1 pick-up. 5 with the team re-roll still unused, 3 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dodge 3+ | yes | 1 | Dr. Estranged |
| 2 | Block 2D | – | 1 | Cataract |
| 4 | Block 2D | yes | 7 | Diaperer |
| 5 | Pick-up 3+ | – | 4 | The Silent Deaf |
| 6 | Dodge 3+ | – | 1 | Cataract |
| 7 | GFI 2+ | – | 3 | The Silent Deaf |
| 8 | Block 2D | – | 3 | Sclerosis Multiplier |
| 10 | Block 2D | yes | 9 | 4-Stroker |
| 11 | GFI 2+ | – | 5 | Mr. Parkinson |
| 13 | Block 2D red | yes | 3 | Sclerosis Multiplier |
| 14 | Dodge 4+ | yes | 2 | The Flatulender |
| 15 | Dodge 6+ | – | 2 | The Flatulender |
Suklaamonni · Röinö and 11 dwarves
4 turnovers: 2 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 2 pick-ups. 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Pick-up 4+ | yes | 3 | Buliukko |
| 6 | Block 2D red | – | 1 | Dopey |
| 9 | Pick-up 4+ | yes | 2 | VekaraVäkkyrä |
| 16 | Block 2D | – | 3 | Sähäkkä |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Kinkykiller | Suklaamonni |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 9/15 (60%, exp. 62%) | 4/5 (80%, exp. 60%) |
| GFI | 12/15 (80%, exp. 83%) | 23/24 (96%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/4 (50%, exp. 67%) | 5/8 (62%, exp. 60%) |
| Catch | 3/4 (75%, exp. 46%) | 2/6 (33%, exp. 31%) |
| Pass | 1/1 (100%, exp. 33%) | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| Block 1 die | 12 · defender down 3, blocker down 2 | 4 · defender down 2, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 dice | 41 · defender down 25, blocker down 4 | 75 · defender down 41, blocker down 5 |
| Block 3 dice | 2 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 | 4 · defender down 3, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 red | 1 · defender down 0, blocker down 1 | 1 · defender down 0, blocker down 1 |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 2, Dodge 2, Catch 1, GFI 1, Pick-up 1 | Block 4, Dodge 1, GFI 1, Pick-up 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Kinkykiller: 13 games this season, 107 in all; Suklaamonni: 11 games this season, 40 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Human 85 games, Chaos Dwarf 91 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Kinkykiller | Suklaamonni | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 12 (season 5.5 · career 5.8 · Human 5.6) | 4 (season 7.1 · career 8.2 · Chaos Dwarf 4.1) |
| Possession % | 25 (season 40.1 · career 39.5 · Human 37.4) | 37 (season 38.2 · career 33.4 · Chaos Dwarf 44.4) |
| Blocks | 54 (season 43.8 · career 49.3 · Human 38.5) | 80 (season 49.2 · career 47.2 · Chaos Dwarf 51.7) |
| Casualties caused | 1 (season 1.7 · career 1.9 · Human 1.8) | 4 (season 1.7 · career 1.9 · Chaos Dwarf 2.0) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 2 (season 0.7 · career 1.0 · Human 1.4) | 2 (season 3.0 · career 2.3 · Chaos Dwarf 1.0) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kinkykiller | 1 | Dr. Estranged | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 3 | Cataract | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Kinkykiller | 4 | The Flatulender | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ⭐ | 5 | Badly Hurt |
| Kinkykiller | 5 | Mr. Parkinson | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 6 | Mr. Alzheimer | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 7 | The Silent Deaf | Catcher | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 8 | Sclerosis Multiplier | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 9 | Comatoser | Catcher | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Fractured Leg | |
| Kinkykiller | 11 | Pnemoniman | Lineman | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 12 | Insulinium | Catcher | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Pinched Nerve | |
| Kinkykiller | 13 | Diaperer | Ogre | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Kinkykiller | 14 | 4-Stroker | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ☠️ died | |
| Kinkykiller | 15 | ParapLegion | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 1 | VekaraVäkkyrä | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 2 | Buliukko | Bullcentaur | 1 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 1 | ⭐ | 10 | |
| Suklaamonni | 3 | Doc | Blocker | 0 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 4 | Grumpy | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 5 | Happy | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 6 | Sleepy | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 7 | Bashful | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 8 | Sneezy | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 9 | Gingerbread | Hobgoblin | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 32 | 0 | 5 | Broken Neck | |
| Suklaamonni | 10 | Crunchy | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 11 | Dopey | Hobgoblin | 1 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 42 | 1 | 6 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 12 | Punaparta | Bullcentaur | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 13 | Sähäkkä | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 14 | Pippurinen | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
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