Kinkykiller 2–1 Gagis

Season 10, regular season, round 5 · 25 Mar 2026 · match #595 · stadium Dörf

Kinkykiller · The Inconveniences (Undead)

🏈 TD: Kidney Stoner (Ghoul), Leper-a-chaun (Ghoul)
💥 Casualties caused: Lactose Intolerance (Skeleton)
⭐ MVP: Yeast groin (Ghoul)
📈 SPP: Yeast groin +5, Kidney Stoner +3, Leper-a-chaun +3, Lactose Intolerance +2

Gagis · Almupukin tontut (Wood Elf)

🏈 TD: Al'idil (Catcher)
🩹 Own injuries: Kauko (Wardancer) – Gouged Eye (misses next game); Sahrami (Lineman) – Fractured Leg (misses next game); Hande (Wardancer) – Smashed Collarbone (-1 ST)
⭐ MVP: Selja (Lineman)
📈 SPP: Selja +5 ⬆️ level up!, Al'idil +3, Persilja +1

Match summary

	Kinkykiller	Gagis
Touchdowns	2	1
Casualties caused	1	0
Turnovers	6	6
Blocks	52	20
Possession	68% of turns	12% of turns
Armour broken	18 of 36	5 of 14
Dice luck	−1.0 (moves −0.7, blocks −1.0, armour +0.7)	+0.0 (moves −0.5, blocks +0.6, armour −0.1)

Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.

Match flow

Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.

1st half	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Kinkykiller	✖ Pick-up 3+	✖ Block 2D	● ball	✖ Block 2D	● ball	● ball	● ball	TD 1–0
Gagis		✖ Block 1D	✖ GFI 2+		🩹 Kauko	🩹 Hande	✖ Block 1D	● ball

2nd half	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16
Kinkykiller	✖ Block 2D	● ball	✖ Block 1D	● ball	● ball	● ball	TD 2–1	✖ Catch 4+
Gagis	● ball	TD 1–1	🩹 Sahrami	✖ GFI 2+		✖ Dodge 2+		✖ Pick-up 2+

Nuffle moments

The least likely rolls that decided a turn.

Turn 2 · Gagis: Kauko failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 3 · Gagis: Hande failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 12 · Gagis: Nisse failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 14 · Gagis: Toivo failed a 2+ dodge (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 16 · Gagis: Persilja failed a 2+ pick-up (83% chance) – turnover

Turnovers

Kinkykiller · The Inconveniences

6 turnovers: 4 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 1 pick-up, 1 catch. 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 2 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
1	Pick-up 3+	yes	3	Leper-a-chaun
2	Block 2D	yes	9	Beethrax
4	Block 2D	–	3	Rabies Babies
9	Block 2D	–	2	Kidney Stoner
11	Block 1D	–	8	Lactose Intolerance
16	Catch 4+	–	3	Hemorrhoid

Gagis · Almupukin tontut

6 turnovers: 2 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge, 2 gfis, 1 pick-up. 3 with the team re-roll still unused, 3 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
2	Block 1D	yes	7	Kauko
3	GFI 2+	yes	2	Hande
7	Block 1D	–	3	Manteli
12	GFI 2+	yes	3	Nisse
14	Dodge 2+	–	5	Toivo
16	Pick-up 2+	–	6	Persilja

Risk profile

Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).

Roll	Kinkykiller	Gagis
Dodge	1/1 (100%, exp. 67%)	19/23 (83%, exp. 78%)
GFI	5/8 (62%, exp. 83%)	16/21 (76%, exp. 83%)
Pick-up	2/3 (67%, exp. 61%)	1/3 (33%, exp. 83%)
Catch	1/2 (50%, exp. 50%)	3/3 (100%, exp. 78%)
Pass	1/1 (100%, exp. 50%)	1/1 (100%, exp. 83%)
Block 1 die	3 · defender down 1, blocker down 2	5 · defender down 1, blocker down 2
Block 2 dice	44 · defender down 22, blocker down 2	15 · defender down 9, blocker down 0
Block 3 dice	7 · defender down 6, blocker down 0	–
Re-rolls used on	GFI 3, Block 2	Dodge 3, GFI 3, Pick-up 1

Compared with their usual game

This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Kinkykiller: 10 games this season, 107 in all; Gagis: 7 games this season, 28 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Undead 96 games, Wood Elf 95 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.

	Kinkykiller	Gagis
Turnovers	6 (season 6.2 · career 5.8 · Undead 5.5)	6 (season 5.4 · career 4.8 · Wood Elf 5.6)
Possession %	68 (season 35.8 · career 39.1 · Undead 37.9)	12 (season 25.0 · career 30.3 · Wood Elf 34.0)
Blocks	52 (season 47.1 · career 49.3 · Undead 46.6)	20 (season 23.4 · career 42.3 · Wood Elf 30.4)
Casualties caused	1 (season 1.3 · career 1.9 · Undead 2.2)	0 (season 0.4 · career 1.3 · Wood Elf 1.0)
Risky dodges (4+)	0 (season 1.6 · career 1.0 · Undead 1.6)	1 (season 2.1 · career 1.2 · Wood Elf 0.8)

Players

Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.

Coach	#	Player	Position	TD	CAS	Blocks	Passes	Catches	Run	TO	MVP	SPP	Injury
Kinkykiller	1	The Colored Death	Mummy	0	0	8	0	0	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	2	Rabies Babies	Mummy	0	0	10	0	0	0	1		0
Kinkykiller	3	Live Aids	Wight	0	0	7	0	0	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	4	Beethrax	Wight	0	0	10	0	0	0	1		0
Kinkykiller	6	Leper-a-chaun	Ghoul	1	0	1	0	0	44	1		3
Kinkykiller	7	Inflamed Nostril	Skeleton	0	0	4	0	0	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	8	Bruised Pelvis	Skeleton	0	0	7	0	0	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	9	Hemorrhoid	Skeleton	0	0	0	0	0	0	1		0
Kinkykiller	10	Lactose Intolerance	Skeleton	0	1	2	0	0	0	1		2
Kinkykiller	11	Hairy Eyeballs	Skeleton	0	0	1	0	0	0	0		0
Kinkykiller	12	Yeast groin	Ghoul	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	⭐	5
Kinkykiller	13	Kidney Stoner	Ghoul	1	0	2	0	0	52	1		3
Kinkykiller		Hack Enslash (star)	Star Hack Enslash	0	0	0	0	0	0	0		0
Gagis	1	Hande	Wardancer	0	0	1	0	0	0	1		0	Smashed Collarbone
Gagis	2	Kauko	Wardancer	0	0	4	0	0	0	1		0	Gouged Eye
Gagis	3	Toivo	Lineman	0	0	1	0	0	0	1		0
Gagis	4	Al'idil	Catcher	1	0	0	0	1	30	0		3
Gagis	5	Persilja	Thrower	0	0	1	1	0	24	1		1
Gagis	6	Manteli	Lineman	0	0	3	0	0	0	1		0
Gagis	7	Kaneli	Lineman	0	0	2	0	0	0	0		0
Gagis	8	Kardemumma	Lineman	0	0	1	0	0	0	0		0
Gagis	9	Selja	Lineman	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	⭐	5
Gagis	10	Viherpippuri	Lineman	0	0	3	0	0	0	0		0
Gagis	11	Sahrami	Lineman	0	0	1	0	0	0	0		0	Fractured Leg
Gagis	12	Nisse	Lineman	0	0	1	0	0	0	1		0

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