Pop-Khorne 2–0 Suklaamonni

Season 9, regular season, round 7 · 7 Aug 2025 · match #600 · stadium The Library

Pop-Khorne · Bighead Thinkers (Orc)

🏈 TD: Spin Oza (Lineman), Slapvoy Zingzek (Blitzer)
💥 Casualties caused: Nom-nom Chompsky (Blocker)
⭐ MVP: Gills Delight (Blocker)
📈 SPP: Gills Delight +5 ⬆️ level up!, Spin Oza +3 ⬆️ level up!, Slapvoy Zingzek +3, Nom-nom Chompsky +2

Suklaamonni · Röinö and 11 dwarves (Chaos Dwarf)

🩹 Own injuries: Happy (Blocker) – Fractured Leg (misses next game); VekaraVäkkyrä (Hobgoblin) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Punaparta (Bullcentaur)
📈 SPP: Punaparta +5

Match summary

	Pop-Khorne	Suklaamonni
Touchdowns	2	0
Casualties caused	1	0
Turnovers	4	11
Blocks	52	43
Possession	43% of turns	18% of turns
Armour broken	9 of 43	4 of 30
Dice luck	+0.6 (moves +1.8, blocks +1.1, armour −2.3)	−3.0 (moves −2.2, blocks +0.3, armour −1.1)

Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.

Match flow

Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.

1st half	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Pop-Khorne				● ball	TD 1–0	✖ Block 2D
Suklaamonni	✖ Pick-up 3+	● ball	● ball	✖ Dodge 3+🩹 VekaraVäkkyrä	✖ Block 2D	✖ Dodge 4+🩹 Happy	● ball

2nd half	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16
Pop-Khorne	● ball	● ball	● ball	✖ Block 2D	TD 2–0	✖ Dodge 6+		✖ Block 2D
Suklaamonni	✖ Dodge 6+	✖ Block 1D	✖ Dodge 3+	✖ Dodge 5+	✖ Block 2D	✖ GFI 2+	✖ Pick-up 3+

Nuffle moments

The least likely rolls that decided a turn.

Turn 14 · Suklaamonni: Crunchy failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 1 · Suklaamonni: VekaraVäkkyrä failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 4 · Suklaamonni: VekaraVäkkyrä failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 11 · Suklaamonni: Dopey failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 15 · Suklaamonni: Crunchy failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover

Turnovers

Pop-Khorne · Bighead Thinkers

4 turnovers: 3 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge. 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 3 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
6	Block 2D	–	2	Stun Tzu
12	Block 2D	yes	5	Stun Tzu
14	Dodge 6+	yes	8	Nom-nom Chompsky
16	Block 2D	–	5	Stun Tzu

Suklaamonni · Röinö and 11 dwarves

11 turnovers: 3 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 5 dodges, 1 gfi, 2 pick-ups. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 4 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
1	Pick-up 3+	–	3	VekaraVäkkyrä
4	Dodge 3+	–	3	VekaraVäkkyrä
5	Block 2D	–	7	Punaparta
6	Dodge 4+	–	1	Sleepy
9	Dodge 6+	–	7	Bashful
10	Block 1D	–	2	Doc
11	Dodge 3+	–	4	Dopey
12	Dodge 5+	yes	1	Dopey
13	Block 2D	–	6	Punaparta
14	GFI 2+	–	4	Crunchy
15	Pick-up 3+	–	8	Crunchy

Risk profile

Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).

Roll	Pop-Khorne	Suklaamonni
Dodge	6/10 (60%, exp. 60%)	4/10 (40%, exp. 55%)
GFI	12/13 (92%, exp. 83%)	14/16 (88%, exp. 83%)
Pick-up	3/4 (75%, exp. 62%)	3/6 (50%, exp. 67%)
Catch	0/1 (0%, exp. 17%)	–
Block 1 die	5 · defender down 2, blocker down 0	14 · defender down 4, blocker down 4
Block 2 dice	49 · defender down 31, blocker down 5	33 · defender down 21, blocker down 4
Block 2 red	–	1 · defender down 0, blocker down 0
Re-rolls used on	Dodge 3, Block 2, GFI 1, Pick-up 1	Block 5, Dodge 1, GFI 1, Pick-up 1

Compared with their usual game

This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Pop-Khorne: 13 games this season, 109 in all; Suklaamonni: 11 games this season, 40 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Orc 92 games, Chaos Dwarf 91 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.

	Pop-Khorne	Suklaamonni
Turnovers	4 (season 3.4 · career 6.2 · Orc 5.4)	11 (season 6.5 · career 8.1 · Chaos Dwarf 4.0)
Possession %	43 (season 47.3 · career 33.1 · Orc 39.1)	18 (season 39.9 · career 33.8 · Chaos Dwarf 44.6)
Blocks	52 (season 54.3 · career 34.7 · Orc 46.9)	43 (season 52.5 · career 48.1 · Chaos Dwarf 52.1)
Casualties caused	1 (season 1.5 · career 1.3 · Orc 1.5)	0 (season 2.1 · career 1.9 · Chaos Dwarf 2.0)
Risky dodges (4+)	2 (season 0.3 · career 0.8 · Orc 1.1)	4 (season 2.8 · career 2.2 · Chaos Dwarf 1.0)

Players

Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.

Coach	#	Player	Position	TD	CAS	Blocks	Run	TO	MVP	SPP	Injury
Pop-Khorne	1	Shockrates	Blocker	0	0	6	0	0		0
Pop-Khorne	2	Gills Delight	Blocker	0	0	8	0	0	⭐	5
Pop-Khorne	3	Francois Leotard	Blocker	0	0	6	0	0		0
Pop-Khorne	4	Nom-nom Chompsky	Blocker	0	1	7	0	1		2
Pop-Khorne	5	Slapvoy Zingzek	Blitzer	1	0	13	18	0		3
Pop-Khorne	6	Jaw'n Rolls	Blitzer	0	0	4	0	0		0
Pop-Khorne	7	Azost	Lineman	0	0	1	0	0		0
Pop-Khorne	8	Bogta	Goblin	0	0	0	0	0		0
Pop-Khorne	9	Spin Oza	Lineman	1	0	1	42	0		3
Pop-Khorne	10	Haygel	Lineman	0	0	1	0	0		0
Pop-Khorne	11	Shartre	Lineman	0	0	0	0	0		0
Pop-Khorne	12	Stun Tzu	Troll	0	0	5	0	3		0
Suklaamonni	1	VekaraVäkkyrä	Hobgoblin	0	0	0	20	2		0	Badly Hurt
Suklaamonni	2	Buliukko	Bullcentaur	0	0	5	0	0		0
Suklaamonni	3	Doc	Blocker	0	0	6	0	1		0
Suklaamonni	4	Grumpy	Blocker	0	0	5	0	0		0
Suklaamonni	5	Happy	Blocker	0	0	3	0	0		0	Fractured Leg
Suklaamonni	6	Sleepy	Blocker	0	0	1	0	1		0
Suklaamonni	7	Bashful	Blocker	0	0	5	0	1		0
Suklaamonni	8	Sneezy	Blocker	0	0	9	0	0		0
Suklaamonni	9	Gingerbread	Hobgoblin	0	0	1	0	0		0
Suklaamonni	10	Crunchy	Hobgoblin	0	0	3	28	2		0
Suklaamonni	11	Dopey	Hobgoblin	0	0	1	0	2		0
Suklaamonni	12	Punaparta	Bullcentaur	0	0	4	0	2	⭐	5

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