Pop-Khorne 3–0 Juketius
Season 11, regular season, round 2 · 10 Nov 2026 · match #608 · stadium Moika Palace
Pop-Khorne · Esoteric Underground (Undead)
🏈 TD: G.I. Gurdjieff (Ghoul) – 2 TDs, Helena Blavatsky (Ghoul)
💥 Casualties caused: Éliphas Lévi (Zombie), Rasputin (Wight) – 2 casualties, Helena Blavatsky (Ghoul), Cagliostro (Wight) (1 kill), Emanuel Swedenborg (Zombie)
⭐ MVP: Éliphas Lévi (Zombie)
📈 SPP: Éliphas Lévi +7 ⬆️ level up!, G.I. Gurdjieff +6 ⬆️ level up!, Helena Blavatsky +5, Rasputin +4, Cagliostro +2, Emanuel Swedenborg +2
Juketius · Microsoft Azure (Ogre)
🩹 Own injuries: MEDS (Snotling) – Badly Hurt; D365 (Snotling) – ☠️ died; WAF (Snotling) – Badly Hurt; PDNS (Snotling) – Badly Hurt; Plotty Sputum (Snotling) – Badly Hurt; AzLocal (Snotling) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: MEDS (Snotling)
📈 SPP: MEDS +5
Match summary
| Pop-Khorne | Juketius | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 3 | 0 |
| Casualties caused | 6 | 0 |
| Turnovers | 0 | 7 |
| Blocks | 30 | 44 |
| Possession | 56% of turns | 25% of turns |
| Armour broken | 14 of 24 | 13 of 21 |
| Dice luck | +4.1 (moves +3.5, blocks +0.8, armour −0.2) | +8.6 (moves +6.5, blocks −2.1, armour +4.2) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pop-Khorne | ● ball | ● ball | TD 1–0 | |||||
| Juketius | ✖ Block 2D red🩹 Plotty🩹 MEDS | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ GFI 2+ | ● ball | ✖ Block 2D |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pop-Khorne | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | TD 2–0 | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | TD 3–0 |
| Juketius | ✖ Block 2D red🩹 WAF | 🩹 PDNS | ✖ Catch 4+ | ✖ Block 2D🩹 AzLocal | ✖ Block 2D☠️ D365 |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 14 · Juketius: D365 was killed
- Turn 4 · Juketius: AzLocal failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Pop-Khorne · Esoteric Underground
No turnovers.
Juketius · Microsoft Azure
7 turnovers: 5 from blocks (2 on 1 die or red dice), 1 gfi, 1 catch. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 2 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Block 2D red | yes | 2 | Plotty Sputum |
| 4 | GFI 2+ | – | 2 | AzLocal |
| 6 | Block 2D | – | 6 | Microsoft Fabric |
| 9 | Block 2D red | – | 2 | WAF |
| 12 | Catch 4+ | – | 2 | D365 |
| 13 | Block 2D | – | 5 | AAS |
| 14 | Block 2D | – | 4 | PGSQLDBS |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Pop-Khorne | Juketius |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 9/11 (82%, exp. 64%) | 13/13 (100%, exp. 83%) |
| GFI | 1/1 (100%, exp. 83%) | 6/8 (75%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 3/5 (60%, exp. 63%) | 2/2 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | – | 0/1 (0%, exp. 50%) |
| Pass | – | 0/1 (0%, exp. 50%) |
| Block 1 die | 1 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 | 1 · defender down 0, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 dice | 7 · defender down 4, blocker down 0 | 41 · defender down 20, blocker down 4 |
| Block 3 dice | 23 · defender down 12, blocker down 0 | – |
| Block 2 red | – | 4 · defender down 0, blocker down 3 |
| Block 3 red | – | 1 · defender down 0, blocker down 1 |
| Re-rolls used on | Dodge 2, Pick-up 2, Block 1 | Block 3, GFI 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Pop-Khorne: 1 game this season, 109 in all; Juketius: 1 game this season, 105 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Undead 96 games, Ogre 1 game). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Pop-Khorne | Juketius | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 0 (season 4.0 · career 6.2 · Undead 5.5) | 7 (season 6.0 · career 6.7 · Ogre 6.0) |
| Possession % | 56 (season 31.0 · career 33.0 · Undead 38.0) | 25 (season 0.0 · career 30.7 · Ogre 0.0) |
| Blocks | 30 (season 30.0 · career 34.9 · Undead 46.8) | 44 (season 31.0 · career 47.2 · Ogre 31.0) |
| Casualties caused | 6 (season 1.0 · career 1.3 · Undead 2.2) | 0 (season 1.0 · career 1.8 · Ogre 1.0) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 1 (season 0.0 · career 0.8 · Undead 1.6) | 0 (season 1.0 · career 2.1 · Ogre 1.0) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pop-Khorne | 1 | Agrippa | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Pop-Khorne | 2 | Nostradamus | Mummy | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Pop-Khorne | 3 | Rasputin | Wight | 0 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | ||
| Pop-Khorne | 4 | Cagliostro | Wight | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Pop-Khorne | 5 | Aleister Crowley | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Pop-Khorne | 6 | Helena Blavatsky | Ghoul | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 5 | ||
| Pop-Khorne | 7 | G.I. Gurdjieff | Ghoul | 2 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 68 | 0 | 6 | ||
| Pop-Khorne | 8 | Paracelsus | Skeleton | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Pop-Khorne | 9 | Éliphas Lévi | Zombie | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 7 | |
| Pop-Khorne | 10 | Giordano Bruno | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Pop-Khorne | 11 | Emanuel Swedenborg | Zombie | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Juketius | 1 | MEDS | Snotling | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | Badly Hurt |
| Juketius | 2 | SQLMI | Ogre | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 3 | AAS | Ogre | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 4 | PGSQLDBS | Ogre | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 5 | Microsoft Fabric | Ogre | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 6 | SQL | Ogre | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Juketius | 7 | D365 | Snotling | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 | ☠️ died | |
| Juketius | 8 | AzLocal | Snotling | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Juketius | 9 | PDNS | Snotling | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Juketius | 10 | WAF | Snotling | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Juketius | 11 | Plotty Sputum | Snotling | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt |
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