Suklaamonni 2–1 Halfstack
Season 9, regular season, round 12 · 5 Oct 2025 · match #679 · stadium Dwarven cave
Suklaamonni · Röinö and 11 dwarves (Chaos Dwarf)
🏈 TD: VekaraVäkkyrä (Hobgoblin), Buliukko (Bullcentaur)
💥 Casualties caused: Sleepy (Blocker), Punaparta (Bullcentaur)
🩹 Own injuries: Sähäkkä (Hobgoblin) – Badly Hurt; VekaraVäkkyrä (Hobgoblin) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Sähäkkä (Hobgoblin)
📈 SPP: Sähäkkä +5, VekaraVäkkyrä +3, Buliukko +3, Sleepy +2, Punaparta +2, Dopey +1 ⬆️ level up!
Halfstack · The Whisker Whisks (Skaven)
🏈 TD: Eric Ripertail (Runner)
💥 Casualties caused: Gordon Ramsrat (Ratogre), Anthony Bourdain-tail (Blitzer)
🩹 Own injuries: Susur Lee (Thrower) – Badly Hurt; Rachael Rat (Blitzer) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Joël Robuchew (Lineman)
📈 SPP: Joël Robuchew +5 ⬆️ level up!, Eric Ripertail +3, Gordon Ramsrat +2, Anthony Bourdain-tail +2, Daniel Boil-yew +1
Match summary
| Suklaamonni | Halfstack | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 2 | 1 |
| Casualties caused | 2 | 2 |
| Turnovers | 2 | 12 |
| Blocks | 52 | 31 |
| Possession | 68% of turns | 12% of turns |
| Armour broken | 12 of 54 | 6 of 18 |
| Dice luck | +1.5 (moves +2.3, blocks +7.9, armour −8.7) | −0.7 (moves −3.3, blocks +1.9, armour +0.7) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Suklaamonni | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | TD 1–1 | ● ball | ||
| Halfstack | ✖ Block 1D | ● ball | TD 0–1🩹 Susur | ✖ Dodge 2+ | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Block 2D |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Suklaamonni | 🩹 Sähäkkä | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Foul (sent off)🩹 VekaraVäkkyrä | TD 2–1 | ✖ Block 2D |
| Halfstack | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ GFI 2+🩹 Rachael | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Pick-up 2+ | ✖ GFI 2+ |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 4 · Halfstack: Daniel Boil-yew failed a 2+ dodge (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 6 · Halfstack: Anthony Bourdain-tail failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 11 · Halfstack: Nigella Ratson failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 13 · Halfstack: Gordon Ramsrat failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 14 · Halfstack: Heston Blumentail failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
Suklaamonni · Röinö and 11 dwarves
2 turnovers: 1 from blocks (0 on 1 die or red dice), 1 foul. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 | Foul (sent off) | yes | 5 | Grumpy |
| 16 | Block 2D | – | 4 | Sneezy |
Halfstack · The Whisker Whisks
12 turnovers: 2 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 4 dodges, 5 gfis, 1 pick-up. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 6 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Block 1D | – | 3 | Nigella Ratson |
| 4 | Dodge 2+ | – | 2 | Daniel Boil-yew |
| 5 | Dodge 3+ | – | 3 | Heston Blumentail |
| 6 | GFI 2+ | – | 6 | Anthony Bourdain-tail |
| 7 | Dodge 3+ | – | 6 | Tala Ratshmi |
| 8 | Block 2D | – | 8 | Joël Robuchew |
| 11 | GFI 2+ | – | 2 | Nigella Ratson |
| 12 | Dodge 3+ | – | 7 | Joël Robuchew |
| 13 | GFI 2+ | – | 5 | Gordon Ramsrat |
| 14 | GFI 2+ | – | 4 | Heston Blumentail |
| 15 | Pick-up 2+ | – | 6 | Daniel Boil-yew |
| 16 | GFI 2+ | – | 1 | Eric Ripertail |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | Suklaamonni | Halfstack |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) | 19/26 (73%, exp. 72%) |
| GFI | 20/23 (87%, exp. 83%) | 10/15 (67%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 4/4 (100%, exp. 62%) | 2/3 (67%, exp. 83%) |
| Catch | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) | 1/1 (100%, exp. 83%) |
| Pass | 1/1 (100%, exp. 67%) | 1/1 (100%, exp. 83%) |
| Block 1 die | 4 · defender down 3, blocker down 0 | 12 · defender down 3, blocker down 3 |
| Block 2 dice | 49 · defender down 38, blocker down 2 | 21 · defender down 14, blocker down 1 |
| Block 3 dice | 2 · defender down 2, blocker down 0 | – |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 3, GFI 3 | Dodge 3, Block 2 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Suklaamonni: 11 games this season, 40 in all; Halfstack: 12 games this season, 41 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Chaos Dwarf 91 games, Skaven 58 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| Suklaamonni | Halfstack | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 2 (season 7.3 · career 8.3 · Chaos Dwarf 4.1) | 12 (season 6.8 · career 6.2 · Skaven 6.4) |
| Possession % | 68 (season 35.4 · career 32.6 · Chaos Dwarf 44.0) | 12 (season 24.2 · career 33.7 · Skaven 30.8) |
| Blocks | 52 (season 51.7 · career 47.9 · Chaos Dwarf 52.0) | 31 (season 32.5 · career 38.7 · Skaven 34.3) |
| Casualties caused | 2 (season 1.9 · career 1.9 · Chaos Dwarf 2.0) | 2 (season 1.5 · career 1.4 · Skaven 1.5) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 0 (season 3.2 · career 2.3 · Chaos Dwarf 1.0) | 1 (season 1.0 · career 1.3 · Skaven 1.3) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Suklaamonni | 1 | VekaraVäkkyrä | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 88 | 0 | 3 | Badly Hurt | |
| Suklaamonni | 2 | Buliukko | Bullcentaur | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 3 | Doc | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 4 | Grumpy | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 5 | Happy | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 6 | Sleepy | Blocker | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 7 | Bashful | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 8 | Sneezy | Blocker | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 9 | Gingerbread | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 10 | Crunchy | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 11 | Dopey | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 1 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 12 | Punaparta | Bullcentaur | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| Suklaamonni | 13 | Sähäkkä | Hobgoblin | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | Badly Hurt |
| Halfstack | 1 | Gordon Ramsrat | Ratogre | 0 | 1 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Halfstack | 2 | Anthony Bourdain-tail | Blitzer | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Halfstack | 3 | Rachael Rat | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| Halfstack | 4 | Daniel Boil-yew | Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Halfstack | 5 | Eric Ripertail | Runner | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 60 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Halfstack | 6 | Ferran Adrirat | Runner | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Halfstack | 7 | Joël Robuchew | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| Halfstack | 8 | Heston Blumentail | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Halfstack | 9 | Nigella Ratson | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||
| Halfstack | 11 | Tala Ratshmi | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| Halfstack | 12 | Ratcus Samuelsson | Runner | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| Halfstack | 13 | Susur Lee | Thrower | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt |
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