Juketius 1–0 valtsu

Season 10, regular season, round 8 · 29 Apr 2026 · match #199 · stadium Peitefirmankatu 1

Juketius · Kaalimato BB-team (Orc)

🏈 TD: Rauno Nahkaraippa (Goblin)
🩹 Own injuries: Bomber Dribblesnot (star) (Star Bomber Dribblesnot) – Badly Hurt; Rauno Nahkaraippa (Goblin) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Kimmo Kimppakiva (Blocker)
📈 SPP: Kimmo Kimppakiva +5 ⬆️ level up!, Rauno Nahkaraippa +3

valtsu · JA PYSY MAASSA (Chaos)

💥 Casualties caused: Mogadishun kuningatar (Beastman)
⭐ MVP: Poopoo (Warrior)
📈 SPP: Poopoo +5 ⬆️ level up!, Mogadishun kuningatar +2

Match summary

	Juketius	valtsu
Touchdowns	1	0
Casualties caused	0	1
Turnovers	7	10
Blocks	67	34
Possession	37% of turns	31% of turns
Armour broken	13 of 57	3 of 23
Dice luck	+5.2 (moves +0.0, blocks +6.2, armour −0.9)	+0.2 (moves +2.5, blocks −0.1, armour −2.2)

Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.

Match flow

Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.

1st half	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Juketius	✖ Block 2D			✖ Pass 6+		✖ Pick-up 3+	TD 1–0
valtsu	✖ Block 1D	● ball	● ball	✖ Block 2D	✖ Pick-up 3+	✖ Pass 6+	✖ Pass 6+	✖ Block 2D

2nd half	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16
Juketius	✖ Pick-up 3+	● ball	✖ Pass 4+🩹 Bomberdribblesnot🩹 Rauno		● ball	✖ Block 1D	● ball	✖ Block 3D
valtsu	✖ Block 1D	✖ Block 1D	● ball	✖ Dodge 5+		✖ GFI 2+

Nuffle moments

The least likely rolls that decided a turn.

Turn 14 · valtsu: Hornet 1 failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
Turn 5 · valtsu: Epstein failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 6 · Juketius: Vili Vibra failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover
Turn 9 · Juketius: Lassi Liukuvoide failed a 3+ pick-up (67% chance) – turnover

Turnovers

Juketius · Kaalimato BB-team

7 turnovers: 3 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 2 pick-ups, 2 passs. 3 with the team re-roll still unused, 4 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
1	Block 2D	yes	5	Grofak
4	Pass 6+	yes	0	Grofak
6	Pick-up 3+	–	2	Vili Vibra
9	Pick-up 3+	–	9	Lassi Liukuvoide
11	Pass 4+	yes	8	Bomberdribblesnot (star)
14	Block 1D	–	0	Siinu Sträpäri
16	Block 3D	–	6	Oili Orgia

valtsu · JA PYSY MAASSA

10 turnovers: 5 from blocks (3 on 1 die or red dice), 1 dodge, 1 gfi, 1 pick-up, 2 passs. 3 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.

Turn	Cause	Re-roll unused	Players still to act	Player
1	Block 1D	–	4	arnold schwazenegger
4	Block 2D	–	2	Poopoo2
5	Pick-up 3+	–	3	Epstein
6	Pass 6+	–	0	Epstein
7	Pass 6+	–	4	Epstein
8	Block 2D	–	3	Mogadishun kuningatar
9	Block 1D	–	1	Kaatopaikka
10	Block 1D	yes	1	arnold schwazenegger
12	Dodge 5+	yes	7	arnold schwazenegger
14	GFI 2+	yes	0	Hornet 1

Risk profile

Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).

Roll	Juketius	valtsu
Dodge	2/2 (100%, exp. 67%)	6/7 (86%, exp. 60%)
GFI	5/5 (100%, exp. 83%)	7/8 (88%, exp. 83%)
Pick-up	4/8 (50%, exp. 67%)	2/3 (67%, exp. 61%)
Catch	0/1 (0%, exp. 50%)	1/1 (100%, exp. 50%)
Pass	2/4 (50%, exp. 42%)	0/2 (0%, exp. 17%)
Block 1 die	7 · defender down 2, blocker down 1	8 · defender down 3, blocker down 5
Block 2 dice	62 · defender down 45, blocker down 2	27 · defender down 14, blocker down 3
Block 3 dice	1 · defender down 0, blocker down 1	1 · defender down 1, blocker down 0
Block 2 red	–	2 · defender down 0, blocker down 1
Re-rolls used on	Block 3, Pick-up 2	Block 4

Compared with their usual game

This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (Juketius: 8 games this season, 105 in all; valtsu: 6 games this season, 27 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Orc 92 games, Chaos 98 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.

	Juketius	valtsu
Turnovers	7 (season 8.5 · career 6.7 · Orc 5.3)	10 (season 6.8 · career 5.7 · Chaos 5.4)
Possession %	37 (season 18.4 · career 30.6 · Orc 39.2)	31 (season 31.0 · career 37.6 · Chaos 42.1)
Blocks	67 (season 46.4 · career 47.0 · Orc 46.7)	34 (season 32.8 · career 44.3 · Chaos 47.7)
Casualties caused	0 (season 1.2 · career 1.8 · Orc 1.5)	1 (season 0.7 · career 1.6 · Chaos 1.8)
Risky dodges (4+)	0 (season 0.8 · career 2.1 · Orc 1.1)	2 (season 0.7 · career 2.0 · Chaos 0.7)

Players

Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.

Coach	#	Player	Position	TD	CAS	Blocks	Run	TO	MVP	SPP	Injury
Juketius	1	Sami Satisfryer	Blitzer	0	0	7	0	0		0
Juketius	2	Fanny Flipper	Blitzer	0	0	6	0	0		0
Juketius	3	Siinu Sträpäri	Blitzer	0	0	8	0	1		0
Juketius	4	Vili Vibra	Blitzer	0	0	4	0	1		0
Juketius	5	Rauno Rinkirunkku	Blocker	0	0	10	0	0		0
Juketius	6	Kimmo Kimppakiva	Blocker	0	0	13	0	0	⭐	5
Juketius	7	Oili Orgia	Blocker	0	0	8	0	1		0
Juketius	8	Antti Anaali-intruder	Blocker	0	0	6	0	0		0
Juketius	9	Grofak	Lineman	0	0	2	0	2		0
Juketius	10	Lassi Liukuvoide	Goblin	0	0	1	42	1		0
Juketius	11	Rauno Nahkaraippa	Goblin	1	0	2	6	0		3	Badly Hurt
Juketius		Bomber Dribblesnot (star)	Star Bomber Dribblesnot	0	0	0	0	0		0	Badly Hurt
valtsu	1	Hornet 1	Beastman	0	0	4	0	1		0
valtsu	2	Gran-mulgors	Beastman	0	0	0	0	0		0
valtsu	3	Poopoo	Warrior	0	0	0	22	0	⭐	5
valtsu	4	Poopoo2	Warrior	0	0	2	0	1		0
valtsu	5	arnold schwazenegger	Warrior	0	0	6	0	3		0
valtsu	6	söpis	Warrior	0	0	6	2	0		0
valtsu	7	Sängyn kastelija	Beastman	0	0	1	0	0		0
valtsu	8	En keksi enää nimiä	Beastman	0	0	3	0	0		0
valtsu	9	Kaatopaikka	Beastman	0	0	4	0	1		0
valtsu	10	Mogadishun kuningatar	Beastman	0	1	4	0	1		2
valtsu	11	Epstein	Beastman	0	0	4	0	3		0

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