valtsu 0–3 kesaesa
Season 10, regular season, round 7 · 9 Apr 2026 · match #363 · stadium Mechelininkatu 1
valtsu · JA PYSY MAASSA (Chaos)
🩹 Own injuries: Berserker (Minotaur) – Smashed Collarbone (-1 ST); söpis (Warrior) – Badly Hurt; arnold schwazenegger (Warrior) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Hornet 1 (Beastman)
📈 SPP: Hornet 1 +5 ⬆️ level up!
kesaesa · J Liskolaisen Discoliskot (Lizardmen)
🏈 TD: Ruusukuvioinen Pitsimies (Skink) – 2 TDs, Kumman Tuttu Kaunismies (Skink)
💥 Casualties caused: Historioitu Mennytmies (Saurus), Lipova Liskomies (Saurus) – 2 casualties
⭐ MVP: Löytynyt Naismies (Skink)
📈 SPP: Ruusukuvioinen Pitsimies +6, Löytynyt Naismies +5, Lipova Liskomies +4, Kumman Tuttu Kaunismies +3 ⬆️ level up!, Historioitu Mennytmies +2
Match summary
| valtsu | kesaesa | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 0 | 3 |
| Casualties caused | 0 | 3 |
| Turnovers | 7 | 4 |
| Blocks | 22 | 65 |
| Possession | 18% of turns | 43% of turns |
| Armour broken | 2 of 9 | 20 of 55 |
| Dice luck | −1.7 (moves +2.2, blocks −2.5, armour −1.4) | +7.0 (moves −2.3, blocks +3.3, armour +6.1) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| valtsu | ✖ Block 2D🩹 arnold | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Block 3D | ✖ Block 3D | ||||
| kesaesa | ✖ Pick-up 4+ | ● ball | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Pick-up 4+ | TD 0–1 | ✖ Pick-up 5+ | ✖ Pick-up 4+ |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| valtsu | 🩹 Berserker🩹 söpis | ● ball | ✖ Block 1D | ● ball | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Block 1D | ||
| kesaesa | ● ball | TD 0–2 | ● ball | ● ball | TD 0–3 |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 6 · kesaesa: Skitta ja Vahvarimies made a 5+ catch (33% chance) and the team scored
- Turn 7 · kesaesa: Skitta ja Vahvarimies failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 6 · kesaesa: Ruusukuvioinen Pitsimies made a 4+ pick-up (50% chance) and the team scored
Turnovers
valtsu · JA PYSY MAASSA
7 turnovers: 7 from blocks (4 on 1 die or red dice). 2 with the team re-roll still unused, 3 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Block 2D | yes | 3 | Berserker |
| 5 | Block 1D | yes | 3 | Poopoo |
| 6 | Block 3D | – | 5 | Poopoo |
| 8 | Block 3D | – | 5 | söpis |
| 11 | Block 1D | – | 1 | Sängyn kastelija |
| 14 | Block 1D | – | 5 | Poopoo |
| 16 | Block 1D | – | 2 | En keksi enää nimiä |
kesaesa · J Liskolaisen Discoliskot
4 turnovers: 4 pick-ups. 1 with the team re-roll still unused, 0 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pick-up 4+ | yes | 1 | Kumman Tuttu Kaunismies |
| 5 | Pick-up 4+ | – | 0 | Ruusukuvioinen Pitsimies |
| 7 | Pick-up 5+ | – | 1 | Skitta ja Vahvarimies |
| 8 | Pick-up 4+ | – | 3 | Kumman Tuttu Kaunismies |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | valtsu | kesaesa |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 5/5 (100%, exp. 67%) | 3/4 (75%, exp. 62%) |
| GFI | 8/8 (100%, exp. 83%) | 3/4 (75%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/2 (100%, exp. 67%) | 4/9 (44%, exp. 52%) |
| Catch | 0/1 (0%, exp. 50%) | 1/4 (25%, exp. 25%) |
| Block 1 die | 9 · defender down 1, blocker down 5 | 2 · defender down 0, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 dice | 8 · defender down 4, blocker down 1 | 58 · defender down 41, blocker down 2 |
| Block 3 dice | 6 · defender down 0, blocker down 3 | 7 · defender down 6, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 red | 2 · defender down 0, blocker down 1 | – |
| Re-rolls used on | Block 3 | Block 2, Dodge 1, GFI 1, Pick-up 1 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (valtsu: 6 games this season, 27 in all; kesaesa: 11 games this season, 120 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Chaos 98 games, Lizardmen 84 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| valtsu | kesaesa | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 7 (season 7.3 · career 5.9 · Chaos 5.4) | 4 (season 3.6 · career 4.4 · Lizardmen 4.9) |
| Possession % | 18 (season 33.2 · career 38.0 · Chaos 42.3) | 43 (season 45.9 · career 42.3 · Lizardmen 41.1) |
| Blocks | 22 (season 34.8 · career 44.7 · Chaos 47.8) | 65 (season 50.7 · career 48.3 · Lizardmen 46.3) |
| Casualties caused | 0 (season 0.8 · career 1.7 · Chaos 1.8) | 3 (season 2.3 · career 2.0 · Lizardmen 2.0) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 0 (season 1.0 · career 2.0 · Chaos 0.7) | 1 (season 0.1 · career 0.8 · Lizardmen 0.4) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| valtsu | 1 | Hornet 1 | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| valtsu | 2 | Berserker | Minotaur | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Smashed Collarbone | |
| valtsu | 3 | Poopoo | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | ||
| valtsu | 4 | Poopoo2 | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| valtsu | 5 | arnold schwazenegger | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| valtsu | 6 | söpis | Warrior | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| valtsu | 7 | Sängyn kastelija | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 0 | ||
| valtsu | 8 | En keksi enää nimiä | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| valtsu | 9 | Kaatopaikka | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| valtsu | 10 | Mogadishun kuningatar | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| valtsu | 11 | Epstein | Beastman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| valtsu | Max Spleenripper (star) | Star Max Spleenripper | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||
| kesaesa | 1 | J. Liskolainen | Kroxigor | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 2 | Hopeinen Discomies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 3 | Lipova Liskomies | Saurus | 0 | 2 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | ||
| kesaesa | 4 | Ilosta Syntyvä Uusimies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 5 | UudenEnglannin Nahkamies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 6 | Historioitu Mennytmies | Saurus | 0 | 1 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| kesaesa | 7 | Tunnettu Markkumies | Saurus | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 8 | Ruusukuvioinen Pitsimies | Skink | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 28 | 1 | 6 | ||
| kesaesa | 9 | Skitta ja Vahvarimies | Skink | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 10 | Löytynyt Naismies | Skink | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| kesaesa | 11 | Kumman Tuttu Kaunismies | Skink | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 66 | 2 | 3 |