SmB^ 0–5 kesaesa
Season 9, regular season, round 3 · 23 Jun 2025 · match #396 · stadium SMBAREENA
SmB^ · RAUTAA 1939 KULTAA 1995 (Dark Elf)
🩹 Own injuries: Adolf (Lineman) – Badly Hurt; Antti (Lineman) – ☠️ died; Lauri (Blitzer) – Smashed Knee (Niggling); Vilho (Lineman) – Badly Hurt
⭐ MVP: Hans (Lineman)
📈 SPP: Hans +5, Adolf +1, Lauri +1
kesaesa · Do The Blood Bowl Mash (Necromantic)
🏈 TD: I Do The Monster Bash (Wight), Coffin-Banger (Werewolf) – 3 TDs, I Do The Bash (Wight)
💥 Casualties caused: Big Bully (Zombie) (1 kill), Electrode Enjoyer (Ghoul), Coffin-Banger (Werewolf) – 2 casualties
⭐ MVP: Transylvania Twister (Ghoul)
📈 SPP: Coffin-Banger +13 ⬆️ level up!, Transylvania Twister +5, I Do The Monster Bash +3, I Do The Bash +3, Big Bully +2, Electrode Enjoyer +2
Match summary
| SmB^ | kesaesa | |
|---|---|---|
| Touchdowns | 0 | 5 |
| Casualties caused | 0 | 4 |
| Turnovers | 12 | 3 |
| Blocks | 28 | 58 |
| Possession | 12% of turns | 62% of turns |
| Armour broken | 1 of 12 | 22 of 52 |
| Dice luck | +2.3 (moves +3.8, blocks +0.1, armour −1.7) | +13.9 (moves +2.8, blocks +6.0, armour +5.1) |
Dice luck = successes above (+) or below (−) expectation: moves are dodges, GFIs, pick-ups, catches and passes; blocks are 2–3 dice blocks; armour is armour breaks against the opponent.
Match flow
Every turn of both teams: touchdowns with the score, turnovers and their cause, and each team’s injured players. ● = had the ball and nothing else happened. Hover a turn for names.
| 1st half | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SmB^ | ✖ Block 1D | ✖ Dodge 5+ | ✖ Block 1D☠️ Antti | ✖ Block 2D red | ✖ Pass 3+ | ✖ GFI 2+ | ✖ Dodge 6+ | |
| kesaesa | ● ball | TD 0–1 | ● ball | TD 0–2 | TD 0–3 | ● ball | TD 0–4 |
| 2nd half | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SmB^ | ● ball | ✖ Dodge 3+ | 🩹 Vilho🩹 Lauri | ✖ Block 2D red | ✖ Dodge 4+🩹 Adolf | ✖ Dodge 3+ | ✖ Dodge 4+ | |
| kesaesa | ✖ Block 2D | ● ball | ✖ Block 1D | ● ball | ● ball | ✖ Catch 3+ | ● ball | TD 0–5 |
Nuffle moments
The least likely rolls that decided a turn.
- Turn 3 · SmB^: Antti was killed
- Turn 7 · SmB^: Vilho failed a 2+ gfi (83% chance) – turnover
- Turn 6 · SmB^: Otto failed a 3+ pass (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 10 · SmB^: Onni failed a 3+ dodge (67% chance) – turnover
- Turn 14 · kesaesa: I Do The Monster Bash failed a 3+ catch (67% chance) – turnover
Turnovers
SmB^ · RAUTAA 1939 KULTAA 1995
12 turnovers: 4 from blocks (4 on 1 die or red dice), 6 dodges, 1 gfi, 1 pass. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 3 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Block 1D | – | 0 | Mauno |
| 2 | Dodge 5+ | – | 9 | Wilma |
| 3 | Block 1D | – | 2 | Hans |
| 4 | Block 2D red | – | 1 | Wilma |
| 6 | Pass 3+ | – | 9 | Otto |
| 7 | GFI 2+ | – | 3 | Vilho |
| 8 | Dodge 6+ | – | 9 | Wilma |
| 10 | Dodge 3+ | – | 2 | Onni |
| 13 | Block 2D red | – | 3 | Mauno |
| 14 | Dodge 4+ | – | 1 | Otto |
| 15 | Dodge 3+ | – | 4 | Wilma |
| 16 | Dodge 4+ | – | 2 | Mauno |
kesaesa · Do The Blood Bowl Mash
3 turnovers: 2 from blocks (1 on 1 die or red dice), 1 catch. 0 with the team re-roll still unused, 1 with five or more players still to act.
| Turn | Cause | Re-roll unused | Players still to act | Player |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | Block 2D | – | 3 | Boris |
| 11 | Block 1D | – | 3 | I Do The Monster Bash |
| 14 | Catch 3+ | – | 9 | I Do The Monster Bash |
Risk profile
Rolls made, re-rolls included: successes / attempts, the success rate and the rate the dice give on average for those target numbers (exp.).
| Roll | SmB^ | kesaesa |
|---|---|---|
| Dodge | 18/28 (64%, exp. 58%) | 2/2 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| GFI | 6/8 (75%, exp. 83%) | 7/9 (78%, exp. 83%) |
| Pick-up | 2/2 (100%, exp. 83%) | 3/3 (100%, exp. 67%) |
| Catch | 3/3 (100%, exp. 56%) | 3/4 (75%, exp. 46%) |
| Pass | 2/3 (67%, exp. 67%) | – |
| Block 1 die | 13 · defender down 4, blocker down 3 | 2 · defender down 0, blocker down 2 |
| Block 2 dice | 4 · defender down 1, blocker down 0 | 56 · defender down 38, blocker down 2 |
| Block 3 dice | – | 3 · defender down 3, blocker down 0 |
| Block 2 red | 13 · defender down 4, blocker down 3 | – |
| Re-rolls used on | Dodge 4, Block 2, GFI 1 | Block 3, GFI 2 |
Compared with their usual game
This match against each coach’s averages in their other saved matches: season = this season with the same team (so the same race), career = all of them (SmB^: 9 games this season, 9 in all; kesaesa: 15 games this season, 120 in all), and the race average of every coach’s games with that race in the league (Dark Elf 83 games, Necromantic 89 games). Colours compare with the season once it has 3 other games, before that with the career: green = clearly better than usual, red = clearly worse.
| SmB^ | kesaesa | |
|---|---|---|
| Turnovers | 12 (season 10.4 · career 10.4 · Dark Elf 7.1) | 3 (season 4.3 · career 4.5 · Necromantic 5.1) |
| Possession % | 12 (season 26.0 · career 26.0 · Dark Elf 34.1) | 62 (season 47.6 · career 42.1 · Necromantic 38.7) |
| Blocks | 28 (season 18.1 · career 18.1 · Dark Elf 35.5) | 58 (season 52.5 · career 48.4 · Necromantic 46.6) |
| Casualties caused | 0 (season 0.4 · career 0.4 · Dark Elf 1.3) | 4 (season 1.9 · career 2.0 · Necromantic 1.7) |
| Risky dodges (4+) | 10 (season 3.8 · career 3.8 · Dark Elf 1.3) | 0 (season 0.9 · career 0.8 · Necromantic 1.2) |
Players
Blocks = block dice rolls, Run = metres run with the ball, TO = turnovers the player caused.
| Coach | # | Player | Position | TD | CAS | Blocks | Passes | Catches | Int. | Run | TO | MVP | SPP | Injury |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SmB^ | 1 | Adolf | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 1 | Badly Hurt | |
| SmB^ | 2 | Wilma | Witchelf | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | ||
| SmB^ | 3 | Simo | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| SmB^ | 4 | Lauri | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | Smashed Knee | |
| SmB^ | 5 | Mauno | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | ||
| SmB^ | 6 | Otto | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 0 | ||
| SmB^ | 7 | Vilho | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 1 | 0 | Badly Hurt | |
| SmB^ | 8 | Hans | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| SmB^ | 9 | Onni | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | ||
| SmB^ | 11 | Antti | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ☠️ died | |
| SmB^ | 12 | Kyrwe | Lineman | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 1 | Coffin-Banger | Werewolf | 3 | 2 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 52 | 0 | 13 | ||
| kesaesa | 2 | Boris | Golem | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 1 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 3 | Igor | Golem | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 4 | I Do The Bash | Wight | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 48 | 0 | 3 | ||
| kesaesa | 5 | I Do The Monster Bash | Wight | 1 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 2 | 3 | ||
| kesaesa | 6 | Transylvania Twister | Ghoul | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ⭐ | 5 | |
| kesaesa | 7 | Electrode Enjoyer | Ghoul | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| kesaesa | 8 | Crypt-Kicker One | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 9 | Crypt-Kicker Two | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 10 | Crypt-Kicker Three | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 11 | Crypt-Kicker Four | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| kesaesa | 12 | Big Bully | Zombie | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | ||
| kesaesa | 14 | Antti | Zombie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |